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day in the life of a stay-at-home mom

5:30 am: wake up, change baby, take off top, nurse baby, put...
Marvelous pearly locale
  04/14/12
u forgot the BBC
Idiotic Flatulent Twinkling Uncleanness Karate
  04/14/12
where's the BBC?
Bateful azn
  04/15/12
8:30 pm
slippery spectacular french chef persian
  04/23/12
LOL. Way underrated
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soul-stirring state
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Topaz Irate Theater
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canary dashing stead black woman
  07/01/15
where's dat BMC? it do a wifey good
chest-beating mediation kitchen
  04/23/12
sounds good except the swallow part. y isnt it on my face
transparent principal's office nowag
  04/14/12
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Marvelous pearly locale
  04/14/12
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Marvelous pearly locale
  04/15/12
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Marvelous pearly locale
  04/23/12
6:00 wake up, make breakfast 7:00 send kids off to schoo...
stirring ivory house gunner
  04/23/12
that's only after all your kids are school age. If you have ...
Maroon hall boiling water
  12/19/12
tyft
Aphrodisiac travel guidebook point
  04/23/12
18000000000
aggressive fortuitous meteor indian lodge
  04/23/12
notice what's not on here? ANY shitting whatsoever.
mustard mind-boggling party of the first part
  04/23/12
tcns
amethyst at-the-ready place of business
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Marvelous pearly locale
  04/28/12
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Marvelous pearly locale
  06/21/12
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Pearl Location Striped Hyena
  06/21/12
I like the addition of bakes loaves of bread.
concupiscible double fault stage
  06/21/12
180 spin-off of the classic 'day in the life of a radiologis...
sienna locus
  06/21/12
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Histrionic sooty elastic band shrine
  08/18/12
forgot cleaning and doing laundry, but other than that it se...
anal buff dog poop faggotry
  06/21/12
"1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust ...
Marvelous pearly locale
  06/21/12
180
henna theater stage regret
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sienna locus
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Marvelous pearly locale
  06/26/12
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Supple aquamarine parlour
  08/18/12
tl; didn't include bbc
Excitant really tough guy set
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  10/26/12
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Supple aquamarine parlour
  12/19/12
where is the part where you gas self
Avocado Self-absorbed Space Queen Of The Night
  12/19/12
"7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dish...
Maroon hall boiling water
  12/19/12
Attention to kids is a big turn on for the wife.
Tan exhilarant senate
  07/17/13
LOL at "wake toddler"
Navy blathering hairy legs
  12/19/12
"Little Timmy's right-on-schedule 1:30 nap is running v...
Maroon hall boiling water
  12/19/12
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Supple aquamarine parlour
  07/17/13
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Exciting dun weed whacker
  07/17/13
This sounds A LOT like my wife's life.
Tan exhilarant senate
  07/17/13
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Tan exhilarant senate
  07/18/13
Not...seeing. . .any BBC.
wonderful hairless psychic multi-billionaire
  07/18/13
joke has been made
turquoise appetizing associate private investor
  07/18/13
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Supple aquamarine parlour
  04/27/14
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painfully honest school cafeteria
  04/01/15
Sounds 1800000
bright university
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painfully honest school cafeteria
  07/01/15
LOL at waking a sleeping kid
cream lodge son of senegal
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painfully honest school cafeteria
  02/11/19
need Muscadine Wine to comment on this
Effete flesh hospital voyeur
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painfully honest school cafeteria
  04/09/19
Whose prostate is massaged?
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razzmatazz den
  04/09/19
hilariously mentally ill thread
Scarlet halford cruise ship
  04/09/19
That’s nice, doobs.
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painfully honest school cafeteria
  08/24/21
lol at the current events pigs in this thread. why does a wi...
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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: Marvelous pearly locale

5:30 am: wake up, change baby, take off top, nurse baby, put back to bed

6:00 am: while topless, give husband bj to completion, massaging prostate, swallow, brush teeth

6:20 am: grill steak and eggs, squeeze orange juice for husband

6:35 am: pack husband's lunch, give kiss, send out door

6:40 am: pilates

7:15 am: wake toddler, boil water for steel cut oats for family

7:45 am: get baby, change diaper, nurse while toddler finishes oatmeal

8:15 am: dress kids, get in SUV, go to gym, practice kegels on the way

8:30 am: drop kids off at child care at gym, hit stairs or spinner depending on day of the week

9:30 am: tall skinny latte, flirt with gay barista, practice kegels in line

9:45 am: baby naps, toddler coloring, take a shower, do hair

11 am: walk to park with kids in double stroller, meet up with other SAHMs, let kids play, talk with women

12:30 pm: lunch of sesame tahini sandwiches on whole grain bread, spinach salad, farmer's cheese, and fresh cut fruit salad

1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task

3:30 pm: wake up kids, throw into car, drive to grocery store, pick up dinner ingredients

4:30 pm: start on chicken and risotto dishes for dinner, bake loaves of bread

6 pm: greet husband with open-mouthed kiss, flour-stained apron pressed against suit, pulling dishes from table

7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children

8 pm: story time, kids in bed

8:30 pm: creampie doggystyle

9 pm: fold laundry, run dishwasher, read Vanity Fair

10 pm: alseep

repeat

repeat

repeat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20461172)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: Idiotic Flatulent Twinkling Uncleanness Karate

u forgot the BBC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20461179)



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Date: April 15th, 2012 10:47 AM
Author: Bateful azn

where's the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20467408)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: slippery spectacular french chef persian

8:30 pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20527752)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Cheese-eating clear area round eye

LOL. Way underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20928193)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 11:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#23672056)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Topaz Irate Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#28241910)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: canary dashing stead black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#28241912)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: chest-beating mediation kitchen

where's dat BMC?

it do a wifey good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20527743)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:48 PM
Author: transparent principal's office nowag

sounds good except the swallow part. y isnt it on my face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20461183)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: Marvelous pearly locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20461391)



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Date: April 15th, 2012 10:35 AM
Author: Marvelous pearly locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20467394)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: Marvelous pearly locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20527606)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: stirring ivory house gunner

6:00 wake up, make breakfast

7:00 send kids off to school and hubby off to work

7:15 go back to sleep/watch tv/read/go to the gym/go to a movie etc

4:30 make kids a snack

5:30 make dinner

6:00 watch tv with family

10:00 bed

OHWHATAHARDLIFE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20527610)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:29 PM
Author: Maroon hall boiling water

that's only after all your kids are school age. If you have three kids spaced two years apart, that doesn't come for like 10 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#22281145)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac travel guidebook point

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20527723)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: aggressive fortuitous meteor indian lodge

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20527766)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: mustard mind-boggling party of the first part

notice what's not on here? ANY shitting whatsoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20527840)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: amethyst at-the-ready place of business

tcns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#21366718)



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Date: April 28th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: Marvelous pearly locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20569228)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: Marvelous pearly locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20928164)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: Pearl Location Striped Hyena

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20928174)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: concupiscible double fault stage

I like the addition of bakes loaves of bread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20928187)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: sienna locus

180 spin-off of the classic 'day in the life of a radiologist' thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20928201)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:46 AM
Author: Histrionic sooty elastic band shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#21366686)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: anal buff dog poop faggotry

forgot cleaning and doing laundry, but other than that it seems pretty accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20928203)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: Marvelous pearly locale

"1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20928218)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: henna theater stage regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20928256)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: sienna locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20956531)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Marvelous pearly locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#20961275)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Supple aquamarine parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#21366672)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: Excitant really tough guy set

tl; didn't include bbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#21366677)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: Supple aquamarine parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#21890694)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: Supple aquamarine parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#22281059)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Avocado Self-absorbed Space Queen Of The Night

where is the part where you gas self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#22281075)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: Maroon hall boiling water

"7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children "

giveaway line that OP has never been with a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#22281157)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:15 PM
Author: Tan exhilarant senate

Attention to kids is a big turn on for the wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#23667011)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Navy blathering hairy legs

LOL at "wake toddler"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#22281196)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: Maroon hall boiling water

"Little Timmy's right-on-schedule 1:30 nap is running very long today!"

(sentence that has never been uttered IRL)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#22281211)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 4:16 PM
Author: Supple aquamarine parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#23666743)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:11 PM
Author: Exciting dun weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#23666988)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Tan exhilarant senate

This sounds A LOT like my wife's life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#23666996)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Tan exhilarant senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#23672035)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 1:14 PM
Author: wonderful hairless psychic multi-billionaire

Not...seeing. . .any BBC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#23672467)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 1:19 PM
Author: turquoise appetizing associate private investor

joke has been made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#23672503)



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Date: April 27th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: Supple aquamarine parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#25456806)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: painfully honest school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#27594622)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: bright university

Sounds 1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#27594725)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: painfully honest school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#28241897)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: cream lodge son of senegal

LOL at waking a sleeping kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#28241934)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: painfully honest school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#37765648)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: Effete flesh hospital voyeur

need Muscadine Wine to comment on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#37765817)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: painfully honest school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#38064005)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:52 PM
Author: Lascivious mildly autistic prole sanctuary

Whose prostate is massaged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#38064010)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#38064027)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: Scarlet halford cruise ship

hilariously mentally ill thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#38064034)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 6:06 PM
Author: razzle obsidian useless brakes tanning salon

That’s nice, doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#38064058)



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Date: August 24th, 2021 3:23 PM
Author: painfully honest school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#43002123)



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Date: August 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: Cobalt thriller candlestick maker

lol at the current events pigs in this thread. why does a wife with this happy life need any news consumption, much less from the uk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#43002155)



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Date: February 14th, 2023 12:03 PM
Author: painfully honest school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#45932341)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2Elisa#50149781)