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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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RIP Charlie TP
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+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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I really like it here
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Spectacular slap-happy wrinkle
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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100% not flame
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I believe
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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180
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Glad you didn’t killself friend.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#35673759)



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Disturbing exhilarant nowag theatre



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams

Lol wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37296252)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Big flirting parlour boistinker

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Lime galvanic toaster school



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: impressive people who are hurt useless brakes



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Green business firm preventive strike

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37296525)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Exciting Puce Public Bath Cuckoldry

Anthony Bourdain all over again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37296755)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Big flirting parlour boistinker

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37296760)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac property

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Cream hissy fit



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Low-t mint police squad

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299555)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Honey-headed Church Building

What’s going on ITT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37296787)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Carmine telephone

XO is incredible!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37296794)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: chartreuse underhanded stock car office



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Carmine telephone

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Passionate house-broken prole

Explain plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299381)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: smoky milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299441)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Carmine telephone

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37305554)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: stirring flickering idea he suggested

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299292)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37984652)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Spectacular slap-happy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299365)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: sadistic boyish generalized bond famous landscape painting

q did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299391)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: rough-skinned indirect expression

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Carmine telephone

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Carmine telephone

I believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299784)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Spectacular slap-happy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299852)



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: sadistic boyish generalized bond famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#38084240)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: smoky milk

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Low-t mint police squad

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Carmine telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299638)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: onyx stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299728)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37984646)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Citrine Tanning Salon Crotch

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37984795)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37984801)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: pearly aromatic faggotry



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Lavender dashing trust fund theater

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: misunderstood chocolate crackhouse ceo

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#38508668)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Disgusting soul-stirring den twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Vermilion vigorous spot coffee pot



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: fluffy mentally impaired azn laser beams



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: bisexual sandwich

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#46982518)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac property



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: cracking ladyboy philosopher-king



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Floppy twinkling dilemma death wish

which of the white kids was kitty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#46982527)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: onyx stead



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Noach



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: potluck



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