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My cokehead client told me a story about a SA chick he was fucking

he's late 40s, she is a college student. she was brutally...
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  05/23/18
did she need lots of comforting from her SA daddy after the ...
laughsome dull famous landscape painting
  05/23/18
i think they cuddled or some shit when she came over to tell...
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  05/23/18
Nice
Appetizing embarrassed to the bone temple lettuce
  05/23/18
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Crystalline Tattoo Area
  05/23/18
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...,....,,........
  10/05/25
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carnelian institution
  05/23/18
Raped by him?
Emerald indecent house milk
  05/23/18
probably by a violent coon or a sick person on SA. they ...
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  05/23/18
Apes
Trust If Aryan
  10/05/25
Did the sorority she was rushing play a cruel trick on her? ...
thirsty fragrant lodge boiling water
  05/23/18
this is common
maniacal titillating pozpig parlour
  06/01/21
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ocher love of her life coffee pot
  06/01/21
What did he pay her ?
Appetizing embarrassed to the bone temple lettuce
  05/23/18
I think he just bought her stuff
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  05/23/18
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big hot university
  05/25/18
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Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
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Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  03/07/25
sad...
rambunctious angry selfie
  05/23/18
summer associate
startled turdskin
  05/23/18
did you get details on the rape?
stimulating crawly resort
  05/23/18
She claims she was at a college party and got drugged and wa...
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  05/23/18
no one EVER gets legitimately drugged this is such flame, sh...
filthy new version
  05/23/18
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Emerald indecent house milk
  05/23/18
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Crystalline Tattoo Area
  05/24/18
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Wild trust fund knife
  05/24/18
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soggy erotic ceo
  05/24/18
I have no doubt that some of the facts in the story are tota...
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  05/25/18
If a woman is "raped" and she refuses to get the p...
filthy new version
  05/25/18
interesting
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  05/25/18
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big hot university
  05/25/18
You never see women refusing to get the police involved in a...
filthy new version
  05/25/18
most women aren't selling their bodies for sex in violation ...
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  05/25/18
lmao brother. Might want to re-think this.
Crystalline Tattoo Area
  05/25/18
most women are literally exchanging money for sex and violat...
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  05/25/18
(it's 1800)
filthy new version
  05/25/18
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seek christ
  10/05/25
"got drugged" You mean, she voluntarily took a ...
...,....,,........
  10/05/25
where in Ohio and what's her number
Effete Pit Hominid
  05/25/18
i do not know the answer to either. I can ask.
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  05/25/18
thanls
Effete Pit Hominid
  05/25/18
Just circling back on this
...,....,,........
  10/05/25
i love your stories involving cokehead client
Impertinent orchestra pit sandwich
  05/25/18
he's pretty great. a couple weeks ago we had union negotiat...
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  05/25/18
lol
Impertinent orchestra pit sandwich
  05/25/18
client was 180, he went off on the guy asking him how dare h...
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  05/25/18
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Trust If Aryan
  10/05/25
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multi-colored jewess
  05/25/18
This... is a fucking lawyer. That's what I'm talking about....
Pearly razzle-dazzle market jap
  05/25/18
*8 ball
Crystalline Tattoo Area
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aromatic orchid home
  06/01/21
i did really well too. I looked like utter shit but was fine...
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  05/25/18
180
filthy new version
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Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  06/01/21
god, i remember this day and shudder. i felt like i was goin...
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  06/01/21
glad you stopped bro.
aromatic orchid home
  06/01/21
i would have eventually died, if not of an overdose then fro...
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  06/01/21
I was worried about the latter. I've been doing pretty well ...
aromatic orchid home
  06/01/21
good for you. i need to quit cigs and cut down even more on...
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  06/01/21
180
carnelian institution
  06/01/21
180. I'm using the patches to quit cigs and they are surpris...
aromatic orchid home
  06/01/21
nicotine is MUCH more addictive than anything else, it&rsquo...
beady-eyed lilac messiness lay
  06/01/21
keith richards recently said it was easier for him to quit h...
Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault
  06/01/21
(Guy telling a HILARIOUS story before his state Bar's discip...
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

he's late 40s, she is a college student.

she was brutally raped last weekend and is dropping out of college and moving back to ohio (from mass.)

end of story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36113984)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: laughsome dull famous landscape painting

did she need lots of comforting from her SA daddy after the rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36113993)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

i think they cuddled or some shit when she came over to tell him.

having said that, he did at one point during the story say "and it was a few days later and her legs and ass were still all bruised," so i suppose she did get naked at some point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36114004)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Appetizing embarrassed to the bone temple lettuce

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36114195)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Crystalline Tattoo Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36114203)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#49327233)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: carnelian institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36113986)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Emerald indecent house milk

Raped by him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36113987)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

probably by a violent coon or a sick person on SA.

they put her on PReP at the hospital. she must be freaking out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36114008)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

Apes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#49327170)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: thirsty fragrant lodge boiling water

Did the sorority she was rushing play a cruel trick on her? Gangbang these homeless guys and we'll let you in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36113991)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: maniacal titillating pozpig parlour

this is common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#42554768)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:55 AM
Author: ocher love of her life coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#42554778)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Appetizing embarrassed to the bone temple lettuce

What did he pay her ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36114198)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

I think he just bought her stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36114354)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: big hot university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36124885)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 8:50 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#43238810)



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Date: March 7th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#48726758)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: rambunctious angry selfie

sad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36114207)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: startled turdskin

summer associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36114211)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: stimulating crawly resort

did you get details on the rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36114379)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

She claims she was at a college party and got drugged and was out for 12-13 hours. Woke up with puss all torn up and bruises all over. Client thinks she may have been with another SA dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36114440)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: filthy new version

no one EVER gets legitimately drugged this is such flame, she got drunk and ROUGHED UP by a TROUGH PIG, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36114448)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: Emerald indecent house milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36114463)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 7:04 AM
Author: Crystalline Tattoo Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36117252)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: Wild trust fund knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36117257)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 7:12 AM
Author: soggy erotic ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36117259)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

I have no doubt that some of the facts in the story are totally fabricated. she did involve the police so I believe she was raped. it was probably by some random seeking arrangement guy. she absolutely refused to cooperate in the police tracking down and prosecuting the person who did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36124818)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:19 AM
Author: filthy new version

If a woman is "raped" and she refuses to get the police involved, that is consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36124855)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36124869)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: big hot university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36124887)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: filthy new version

You never see women refusing to get the police involved in assaults, murders, robberies, etc. because nobody consents to those. Women LOVE rough sex and will absolutely refuse to help the police hurt the man who gave her gigantic orgasms. People like to gloss over this half of female psychology, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36124890)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

most women aren't selling their bodies for sex in violation of the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36124982)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Crystalline Tattoo Area

lmao brother. Might want to re-think this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36124991)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

most women are literally exchanging money for sex and violating criminal statutes in doing so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36124998)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:51 AM
Author: filthy new version

(it's 1800)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36125031)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: seek christ ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#49327133)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

"got drugged"

You mean, she voluntarily took a bunch of drugs, eagerly spread her legs, but the guy got a little too rough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#49327315)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:14 AM
Author: Effete Pit Hominid

where in Ohio and what's her number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36124825)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

i do not know the answer to either. I can ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36124847)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Effete Pit Hominid

thanls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36124849)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

Just circling back on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#49327316)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit sandwich

i love your stories involving cokehead client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36124889)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

he's pretty great. a couple weeks ago we had union negotiations (I am the lead negotiator) about an hour and a half from his house. I went in the night before and partied with him - we blew through a ball (or, I stopped at like 3-4 am and he took the fucking plate upstairs and did the rest until 9 am).

I took CBDs to go to bed around 5 am, got to sleep around 6. slept till maybe 9:30.

at negotiations the next day (for a nurse bargaining unit) when we walked in, the lead negotiator said "before we start....are you okay?" apparently I looked like death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36124996)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36124999)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

client was 180, he went off on the guy asking him how dare he, etc.

the other people on our committee later told him that they, too, thought I looked very bad. i'm pale to begin with, but apparently was ashen. he's a tan Italian so I don't think it was obvious he was up until 2 hours before we left doing blow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36125007)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#49327183)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: multi-colored jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36125027)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Pearly razzle-dazzle market jap

This... is a fucking lawyer. That's what I'm talking about. If I could, I'd toss you the game ball for your performance here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36125174)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Crystalline Tattoo Area

*8 ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36125395)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:51 AM
Author: aromatic orchid home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#42554764)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

i did really well too. I looked like utter shit but was fine cognitively. I owned the fag from the union.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36125714)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: filthy new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#36125915)



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Date: February 12th, 2021 2:28 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#41933459)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#42554750)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

god, i remember this day and shudder. i felt like i was going to die the entire day. i had so many days like this when i was doing cocaine. thank god i stopped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#42554770)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:55 AM
Author: aromatic orchid home

glad you stopped bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#42554776)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

i would have eventually died, if not of an overdose then from arteriosclerosis and my heart just giving out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#42554791)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: aromatic orchid home

I was worried about the latter. I've been doing pretty well keeping away from the harder stuff. And i've almost quit cigs completely. Even weed is losing its draw now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#42554800)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:04 AM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

good for you. i need to quit cigs and cut down even more on booze. when i decided i was done with coke, i was really done. never craved it again for a second.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#42554817)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:08 AM
Author: carnelian institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#42554844)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:09 AM
Author: aromatic orchid home

180. I'm using the patches to quit cigs and they are surprisingly effective. I'm down to the tiny 7mg patches and I don't get antsy at the pub for a smoke even when there are tons of ppl smoking around me. Feels nice to almost be free of that underlying urge to smoke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#42554849)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:10 AM
Author: beady-eyed lilac messiness lay

nicotine is MUCH more addictive than anything else, it’s truly evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#42554854)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Codepig Double Fault

keith richards recently said it was easier for him to quit heroin than cigarettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#42554882)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

(Guy telling a HILARIOUS story before his state Bar's disciplinary committee)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2Elisa#49327325)