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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
vigorous transparent pozpig theatre
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
maroon love of her life
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
vigorous transparent pozpig theatre
  04/14/22
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mauve azn
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Aphrodisiac range idea he suggested
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
vigorous transparent pozpig theatre
  04/14/22
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Aphrodisiac range idea he suggested
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Dull federal brunch
  04/14/22
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maize resort dingle berry
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Orchid fragrant base roommate
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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vigorous transparent pozpig theatre
  04/28/22
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vigorous transparent pozpig theatre
  07/04/23
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maize resort dingle berry
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Mint thriller hospital
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Haunting Property Digit Ratio
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
vigorous transparent pozpig theatre
  04/27/24
?
Haunting Property Digit Ratio
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
vigorous transparent pozpig theatre
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Haunting Property Digit Ratio
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
vigorous transparent pozpig theatre
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Haunting Property Digit Ratio
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
spectacular vermilion spot
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Haunting Property Digit Ratio
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
spectacular vermilion spot
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Excitant deer antler
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
impertinent library weed whacker
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Puce University
  04/24/26
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coral flirting stag film main people
  04/27/24
180
chestnut idiot brethren
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Orchid fragrant base roommate
  04/27/24
Honk honk
chestnut idiot brethren
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
spectacular vermilion spot
  04/27/24
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Beta Deep Affirmative Action
  04/27/24
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coral flirting stag film main people
  10/08/24
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Maniacal feces fanboi
  10/08/24
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cream alpha fat ankles
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Low-t stimulating stage famous landscape painting
  06/06/24
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violet frum headpube casino
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Naked dun pisswyrm
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
flushed chapel corn cake
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Naked dun pisswyrm
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
flushed chapel corn cake
  06/06/24
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cocky double fault plaza
  04/24/26
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Maniacal feces fanboi
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
vigorous transparent pozpig theatre
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
vigorous transparent pozpig theatre
  09/14/25
...
Cracking sweet tailpipe
  03/31/26
flame?
Talented turquoise international law enforcement agency
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
vigorous transparent pozpig theatre
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
out-of-control dilemma nibblets
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Up-to-no-good area
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
out-of-control dilemma nibblets
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Curious Center
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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cocky double fault plaza
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
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  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: vigorous transparent pozpig theatre

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: maroon love of her life

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: vigorous transparent pozpig theatre

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: mauve azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac range idea he suggested

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: vigorous transparent pozpig theatre

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac range idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Dull federal brunch

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: maize resort dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Orchid fragrant base roommate

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: vigorous transparent pozpig theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: vigorous transparent pozpig theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: maize resort dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Mint thriller hospital

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Haunting Property Digit Ratio

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: vigorous transparent pozpig theatre

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Haunting Property Digit Ratio

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: vigorous transparent pozpig theatre

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Haunting Property Digit Ratio

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: vigorous transparent pozpig theatre

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Haunting Property Digit Ratio

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: spectacular vermilion spot

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Haunting Property Digit Ratio

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: spectacular vermilion spot

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Excitant deer antler

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: impertinent library weed whacker

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Puce University

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: coral flirting stag film main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: chestnut idiot brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Orchid fragrant base roommate

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: chestnut idiot brethren

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: spectacular vermilion spot

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Beta Deep Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: coral flirting stag film main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Maniacal feces fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: cream alpha fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Low-t stimulating stage famous landscape painting

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: violet frum headpube casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Naked dun pisswyrm

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: flushed chapel corn cake

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Naked dun pisswyrm

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: flushed chapel corn cake

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: cocky double fault plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Maniacal feces fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: vigorous transparent pozpig theatre

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: vigorous transparent pozpig theatre

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Cracking sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Talented turquoise international law enforcement agency

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: vigorous transparent pozpig theatre

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: out-of-control dilemma nibblets

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good area

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: out-of-control dilemma nibblets

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Curious Center

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: cocky double fault plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#50021007)