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He watches me every shift. Tonight, he left a note. (Evan39)

I first noticed him a few weeks ago. Always during my shift,...
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(note evan's young colleague wrote to HR about him)
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Re: re: re: re: your recent thread Dear junior associate,...
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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch

I first noticed him a few weeks ago. Always during my shift, always the same routine: he’d wander the aisles, never buying anything, just watching. His eyes would follow me as I stocked shelves or bagged groceries.

I told myself it was nothing. People are weird. But then he started getting bolder—standing closer, lingering at the end of whatever aisle I was in. He never spoke. Just stared.

Tonight, after my shift, I walked to my car and saw it. A folded piece of paper tucked under my windshield wiper. My hands were shaking as I opened it.

“$ee you soon, friend.”

I looked around the empty parking lot, heart pounding, but he was nowhere to be seen. Drove home in silence, locked every door, and sat in the dark. Whispered to myself, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48314549)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48354729)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48354730)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48354731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48405275)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 1:22 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48464415)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48470535)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:09 AM
Author: Marvelous crusty meetinghouse philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48504017)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 12:57 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48526242)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48600377)



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Date: January 30th, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48604804)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48661583)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48704917)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#49449006)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48314762)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:56 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48314866)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:24 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48314941)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: dashing irate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48314966)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48315674)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48316200)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48335174)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48339393)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:20 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48339404)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:25 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch

SCARY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48339452)



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Date: December 10th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48435204)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: mint big factory reset button legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48473583)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48341132)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48354727)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48354728)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48354732)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48354733)



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Date: November 27th, 2024 8:48 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48388877)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:12 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48427359)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48439224)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48439381)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: mint big factory reset button legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48439385)



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Date: December 17th, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48457019)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48472918)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Excitant pit mad-dog skullcap

(note evan's young colleague wrote to HR about him)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48472998)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48473029)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: mint big factory reset button legal warrant

Re: re: re: re: your recent thread

Dear junior associate,

I hope this email finds you well. Just a reminder that the letter "e" in my name is never capitalized unless it's at the beginning of a sentence. Additional mistakes may lead clients to doubt not only our attention to detail, but also our competence as legal professionals.

Thank,

Evan Therdanine | Senior Partner | He/Him/His | Weinberg Schlusser LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48473536)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch

Wow. Where did a mere grocery store worker learn how manage to draft above "biglawese"? 🧐



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48473586)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:55 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48503962)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:00 AM
Author: mint big factory reset button legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48503970)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:02 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48503971)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Aqua awkward hell

is therdanine greek?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48526294)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: chocolate native patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48473588)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:09 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48504019)



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Date: January 1st, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48506396)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 3:18 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#49449010)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48505318)



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Date: December 31st, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: mint big factory reset button legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48506112)



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Date: January 3rd, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48515276)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48518555)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: mint big factory reset button legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48518827)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48518990)



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Date: January 5th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48521311)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: mint big factory reset button legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48526259)



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Date: January 7th, 2025 1:34 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48526297)



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Date: January 26th, 2025 3:20 AM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48590345)



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Date: March 3rd, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Chestnut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#48709988)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 4:48 AM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

I’m picturing the car as a ‘96 Ford Probe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2Elisa#49449036)