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Played my first 18 holes of actual golf this past week, carded an 88.
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Date: March 1st, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman Can't wait to get back out to shitty courses as the weather gets better.
I played 100% by the rules without any bullshit or funny business, probably lost two strokes due to goose shit all over the greens. |
Date: March 1st, 2025 3:51 PM Author: Stubborn New Version Friendly Grandma I fucking hate geese and their shit all over a course. FYI since ur new, decent courses employ fleets of bobcats to fuck those shit machines up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48705974) |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Snowy kitty that’s not bad depending how tough the course was
describe any penalty strokes you had to take |
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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman No penalties unless I'm not understanding the rules properly, no water and no OOB. Haven't lost a ball yet at Dyker Beach. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48753119) |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 4:32 PM Author: chestnut national geese shit up everything but america doesnt have a strong tradition of eating them like in some places in old europe. it should be open season geese until they are hunted to extinction in america. they can be tasty too so ive heard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48706032) |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 4:56 PM Author: aqua trip gaming laptop native How many yards? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48706064) |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 4:57 PM Author: clear organic girlfriend church building Calling bullshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48706067) |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:05 PM Author: internet-worthy contagious hall haunted graveyard Lol I was thinking Kenny or you would be irate in this thread
DID YOU KNOW dha played a little college ball |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:11 PM Author: clear organic girlfriend church building https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/1id74df/what_did_you_score_on_your_very_first_18_hole/
From experienced golfers on Reddit who are also probably lying their asses off.
An 88 on your first 18 is like 3 or 4 standard deviations above the norm, I don’t care what this dork did in college. We’re talking like 25 strokes minimum. |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:19 PM Author: Snowy kitty hasn’t he been playing for a long time on par 3 courses? on a course without a bunch of hazards or OB it’s not that surprising (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48706086) |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:23 PM Author: clear organic girlfriend church building An easier course doesn’t shave off 25-30 strokes. And that’s low if you play by all the rules, don’t take breakfast balls, etc. I don’t understand why people here can’t just be real. It’s okay to suck in the beginning. We’re all 40+ and don’t need to impress strangers. Anyways, carry on. This is on par with Biden claiming to be a 6 cap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48706096) |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:35 PM Author: Snowy kitty what i mean is that he’s been playing for years hasn’t he? just not on a full size course. so he knows how to get the ball in the hole.
some courses are very penal off the tee but if that’s not the case why couldn’t he score similarly vs par as he was on the par three courses |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:38 PM Author: clear organic girlfriend church building Nah I recall he started playing less than a year ago and has mostly just been hitting the range. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48706120) |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Jade exciting macaca Nah but an easier course makes a huge difference bro
I've almost only played on difficult 130+ courses from blues because my friends are too rich (good courses are hard) and macho to play to their handicap
One time I played some sps local course but only 9 holes and it was ridiculously easy, no slopes or dog legs, probably something like OP played |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:01 PM Author: internet-worthy contagious hall haunted graveyard Nice round today Kenny
https://twitter.com/nuclrgolf/status/1895954052179247595 |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:19 PM Author: internet-worthy contagious hall haunted graveyard I’m not mad I have a Reddit link! Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48706087) |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:21 PM Author: clear organic girlfriend church building We get it you want to put his dick in your mouth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48706092) |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 10:19 PM Author: Mauve nowag tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48706595) |
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Date: March 11th, 2025 4:11 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman I played the same course (Dyker Beach from white tees) again this past weekend and got a 106. I've played both the front and back nine separately before, but the score I posted above was true to the best of my memory and my partially filled out card.
I also played a good amount in Florida and Georgia a few weeks ago, always just nine holes at open with rental clubs though. I've literally only played 18 holes twice in my life, but have played 9 holes, executive courses, etc many many times now. |
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Date: March 14th, 2025 5:36 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48748144) |
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Date: March 16th, 2025 4:09 PM Author: Snowy kitty how’s the pace of play at dyker these days? i played it a couple times long ago and it was abysmal.
otherwise thought it was about as good as it gets for urban muni golf. a few really good holes, some interesting greens and a unique setting. oh the other thing that sucked iirc was you had to pay for parking in a lot where cars probably got hit by golf balls every day ljl |
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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman Honestly seemed like it would be bad for normal tee time players, the first day I played 18 was in the 30s and I was there at open. When I finished today there were like 10-11 groups waiting at the first tee. They had a league starting so hole one was a shitshow of carts.
I walked the back nine so no problems for me. I've actually never been on a golf cart before except for being carted off a lacrosse field a couple times back in the day. |
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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman Also I show up early and street park. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48753147) |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 8:48 PM Author: Jade exciting macaca This thread is meaningless without course rating / slope and what tee
Are you being flame or just retarded?
Does "college ball" mean golf? |
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Date: March 2nd, 2025 5:14 PM Author: aggressive rehab lol no it isn't. breaking 90 means you can competently play golf no matter which course or which tee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48708271) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Jade exciting macaca Suck my dick, t-rex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48708358) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2025 6:21 PM Author: aggressive rehab My 34” Cameron studio squareback from 2009 is worth more than your life (I.e. - like $300 on eBay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48708405) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2025 6:21 PM Author: Jade exciting macaca Too bad you never played golf before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48708408) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2025 5:12 PM Author: aggressive rehab goose shit, actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48708266) |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 8:12 PM Author: Mauve nowag tanning salon OP is so fucking full of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48706359) |
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Date: March 13th, 2025 7:54 AM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman I am not, see above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48743137) |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 8:41 PM Author: godawful sinister area main people where'd you get the clubs? they fit you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48706404) |
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Date: March 17th, 2025 6:24 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman All of my clubs are from Costco and housing works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48756588) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Irradiated Iridescent Blood Rage 1488 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48708267) |
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Date: March 14th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Spectacular Space Coldplay Fan And I regularly play sub-100 rounds on my local par 3. We're both just one step below the PGA now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48748208) |
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Date: March 14th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman I've been honestly golf poasting on here for months/years now because I have nobody else to talk about this with. I never claimed to be good.
Probably going to play 9 at the same place on Sunday morning if anyone wants to come out. |
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Date: March 16th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman Aaaand went 15 over playing the back nine at the same place this morning, fuck my ass. Heavy fog and light rain and muddy conditions, my iron shots were shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48752905) |
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Date: March 17th, 2025 11:15 AM Author: aggressive rehab playing in the slop is good practice regardless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48754911) |
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Date: March 17th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman Yeah still had fun. It's funny how one really good shot can make your whole day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48755440) |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 11:51 AM Author: aggressive rehab this is how you score, brothers. even when your irons are complete SPS.
https://ibb.co/4wKKnxCb |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman What's the second row? This is all you right, tracking GIRs and putts or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48758571) |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: aggressive rehab fairways, greens, putts, +/- to par
copped a quick 9 in this morning |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman Gotcha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48758580) |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 10:04 PM Author: Narrow-minded sanctuary You should read Every Shot Counts or look into the Decade stuff. Counting greens hit is not actually that good of a stat because it’s highly correlated to your score.
I’d track double bogeys, bogeys on par 5s, three putts, double chips and bogeys with PW or less. Try to eliminate those and your scores will drop BIGLY |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 10:56 AM Author: aggressive rehab there is merit to this. simplifying by forcing yourself to make birdies when you should makes scoring a lot easier vs. grinding away and shooting 73 with 17 pars. I did the latter too much in HS/jr golf. also "don't fuck up" should be a quote ingrained in your head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48761902) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:21 PM Author: Narrow-minded sanctuary Yeah avoiding doubles and bogeys (when within scoring distances) are the biggest keys in my mind to lowering your handicap. All of those things listed above are great ways to avoid those unforced errors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48762471) |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: Snowy kitty describe what happened after your drive on 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48760595) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 10:47 AM Author: aggressive rehab 418 yd par 4, good drive. 147 away, uphill, pin back shelf of a multi-tier green, dead into the wind, cold as fuck. add it all up it was a 190 shot. I pull a 6 iron and try to juice it and end up rat hooking it. have to play something low under a tree that goes to the back fringe and don't get up and down from there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48761865) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 10:49 AM Author: aggressive rehab there's more than one way to skin a cat (not that you'd ever need the first one unless you're nyuug). good irons, missing birdie looks all day, wedges dogshit.
https://ibb.co/bg5tfQT5 |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: Supple crotch station 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48761922) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:10 AM Author: aggressive rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48761935) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 9:44 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman Dirte! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48763883) |
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Date: March 20th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman Dirte I kinda feel like a scumbag but just signed up for a PGA HOPE free clinic this summer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48766831) |
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Date: March 20th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman Has anyone here done this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48766965) |
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Date: March 20th, 2025 11:31 AM Author: Soul-stirring Very Tactful Milk School Cafeteria Played my first 9 of the year and short game was trash. 9 consecutive bogeys. Basically had a 8i or less on every hole from the fairway, light rough, or par 3 tee box and missed 8/9 greens, mediocre or worse chip on, 2 putt from 7-25 feet. Hit one green and 3-putted from 50 feet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48765229) |
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Date: March 20th, 2025 12:01 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman Got me beat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48765376) |
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Date: March 21st, 2025 6:30 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman Going to play nine again tomorrow, will update afterwards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48770046) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 10:39 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman Rough though fun day. Shot a ~15 over playing nine holes. Had two pars and a lot of great shots, completely blew up though a couple times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48773781) |
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Date: April 10th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman Played 18 this afternoon, took me less than three hours.
I honestly felt like I was going to end up at like 150, ended up being 103 when my watch told me my total.
Terrible driving for whatever reason, prob averaged like 210. On 18 I got it to 250 or so with the guy picking up flags, felt good. |
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Date: April 10th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman This is now my golf blog. Please clap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48836052) |
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Date: April 11th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,.., *clap* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48837666) |
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Date: April 10th, 2025 9:03 PM Author: talking casino state your prior experience playing sports before we engage u further (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48836056) |
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Date: April 10th, 2025 9:07 PM Author: Big Cocky Prole Black Woman I am reasonably athletic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2Elisa#48836061) |