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Rate my net worth as of 6/1/25

Home Equity 868,904 401ks 1,241,822 Other Retirement A...
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
you're making 4-5% a month?
wild kink-friendly location son of senegal
  06/27/25
no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over th...
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in...
wild kink-friendly location son of senegal
  06/27/25
Damnit, guess where I live
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025. Is currently at 436.40. ...
insecure mahogany mother school
  06/27/25
btw are you guys including the value of personal items like ...
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
(TMF)
indigo fragrant place of business cuckold
  06/27/25
...
crimson narrow-minded puppy nursing home
  06/27/25
I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with ...
Rambunctious twinkling kitty cat
  06/27/25
?
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
I think it's a pretty clear sentence
Rambunctious twinkling kitty cat
  06/28/25
Really need you include your rough age here. If you're 5...
insecure mahogany mother school
  06/27/25
39
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
CR.
insecure mahogany mother school
  06/27/25
Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home eq...
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate othe...
insecure mahogany mother school
  06/27/25
I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that mos...
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.
insecure mahogany mother school
  06/27/25
SOL still has quite a bit of potential.
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250. All from 1,000 I copped ba...
insecure mahogany mother school
  06/27/25
damn bro so jelly
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your st...
insecure mahogany mother school
  06/27/25
Love staking my SOL ungh
concupiscible frozen abode striped hyena
  06/28/25
Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6...
Red nudist step-uncle's house
  06/27/25
6'0"
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
Doing hhnw is cucked imo
Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman
  06/27/25
Why. We're one economic unit.
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for In...
Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman
  06/27/25
I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever...
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even...
Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman
  06/27/25
No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald
Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman
  06/27/25
LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours? I retract every...
insecure mahogany mother school
  06/27/25
That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and ne...
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules. ...
insecure mahogany mother school
  06/27/25
If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know...
Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman
  06/27/25
like 80%
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm...
Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman
  06/27/25
Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.
Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman
  06/27/25
What are we voting on?
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
Bitterness
Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman
  06/27/25
You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothin...
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
I meant Betterness. I am your Better.
Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman
  06/27/25
Post your unposted height
Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman
  06/27/25
...
Poppy telephone
  06/27/25
What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife...
Red nudist step-uncle's house
  06/27/25
congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of...
Mind-boggling amethyst piazza jew
  06/27/25
yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims...
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
Good for flyover. Below average for coastal HCOL.
Violent theater stage
  06/27/25
about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k
crimson narrow-minded puppy nursing home
  06/27/25
...
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/27/25
You’re way wealthier than me.
Maize toaster whorehouse
  06/27/25
why so much in cash?
Talking hairy legs deer antler
  06/27/25
got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market h...
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/28/25
you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS
Big-titted gaped ladyboy rehab
  06/28/25
180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older...
Razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth cruise ship
  06/28/25
Nice brother
know-it-all forum private investor
  06/28/25
i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in...
Razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth cruise ship
  07/01/25
how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing ab...
know-it-all forum private investor
  07/01/25
hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). ty...
Razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth cruise ship
  07/02/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

Home Equity 868,904

401ks 1,241,822

Other Retirement Accounts 111,832

Brokerage 271,475

Cash 288,977

Crypto 146,142

College Fund 128,667

total: 3,057,819

add 4-5% for investment gains since then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054928)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: wild kink-friendly location son of senegal

you're making 4-5% a month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054977)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over the last month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054983)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: wild kink-friendly location son of senegal

you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054992)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

Damnit, guess where I live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054998)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: insecure mahogany mother school

VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025.

Is currently at 436.40.

Increase of 5.7%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054986)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

btw are you guys including the value of personal items like cars, jewelry etc. in these calculations? because that's not reflected here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054945)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: indigo fragrant place of business cuckold

(TMF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055203)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: crimson narrow-minded puppy nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055204)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious twinkling kitty cat

I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with a rusty tire iron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054946)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054947)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:48 AM
Author: Rambunctious twinkling kitty cat

I think it's a pretty clear sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055684)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: insecure mahogany mother school

Really need you include your rough age here.

If you're 55, you're fucked. If you're 25, you're doing great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054949)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054955)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: insecure mahogany mother school

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054975)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home equity is useless. Don't see how the market will decline anytime soon either, but I need to invest like $150k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: insecure mahogany mother school

You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate other than your home. Bad time to get into real estate right now. You should cop $100k more crypto today and put $50k in SP500 Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054988)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that most of the gains are off the table. I'm only in BTC, ETH, and SOL but staked in the latter two which adds like 3% more coins every month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054997)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: insecure mahogany mother school

ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055023)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

SOL still has quite a bit of potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055033)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: insecure mahogany mother school

Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250.

All from 1,000 I copped back when it was $4.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055037)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

damn bro so jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055053)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: insecure mahogany mother school

Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your staking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055045)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen abode striped hyena

Love staking my SOL ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49056182)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Red nudist step-uncle's house

Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6'4", you're doing great. If you're 39 and 5'8", then you're fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055405)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

6'0"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055407)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman

Doing hhnw is cucked imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49054993)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

Why. We're one economic unit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055002)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman

1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for Income like a Woman and are low T

2. Divorcepwnage

3. You’re 2x what most are posting including married poasters and you have her Consooming to factor in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055017)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever it's shown that I'm better than you, you short, balding Jewish fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055020)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman

Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even if your dick is bigger mine is still 7 which isn’t small imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055025)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman

Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055059)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: insecure mahogany mother school

LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours?

I retract everything. You're doing shit.

It's well known on xo that, except for primary residence equity, wives assets are to be EXCLUDED from NW calculations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055026)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and neither do financial professionals. And that's hardly "well-known" or standard practice here, and if it is, it's fitting for the group of retards that poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055028)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: insecure mahogany mother school

I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055040)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman

If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know how much you contributed you idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055057)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

like 80%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055060)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman

Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm that other guys jizzed in your wife’s gash you sand nigger shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055063)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055065)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman

I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055067)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

What are we voting on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055069)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman

Bitterness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055070)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothing else. My life is 180 and I would never trade it with a balding Jewish midget like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055074)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman

I meant Betterness. I am your Better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055185)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Cream insanely creepy volcanic crater black woman

Post your unposted height

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055186)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Poppy telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055031)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Red nudist step-uncle's house

What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife's retirement accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055402)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling amethyst piazza jew

congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of you unless you have middle east oil money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055071)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims i've known are either far richer or far poorer, few in my situation imo though i know the overall averages nationwide are much lower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055077)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Violent theater stage

Good for flyover.

Below average for coastal HCOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055155)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: crimson narrow-minded puppy nursing home

about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055199)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055410)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Maize toaster whorehouse

You’re way wealthier than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055429)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Talking hairy legs deer antler

why so much in cash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055477)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market had that drop, didn't do it, market kept climbing. it's kinda fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055541)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: Big-titted gaped ladyboy rehab

you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055686)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth cruise ship

180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older than you.

Excluding your wife’s accounts from nw is idiocy. I’ve never heard this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49055740)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

Nice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49056213)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth cruise ship

i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in the next 2-4 years. i want to get out just before i turn 50. just need to save a couple years' living expenses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49063623)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: know-it-all forum private investor

how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing about that but seems like a chill way to coast until retirement.

with the caveat that aging can always mess with these plans i don't see myself ever retiring, trying to create a fallback option for my kids because i think their generation is utterly fucked and i'm gonna die trying to make sure they'll be alright

$3,111,596 as of this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49063665)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth cruise ship

hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). typical rates are like $1500 - 2500 per day. so i guess it depends on how much biz you get. i'd guess an average yearly income would be like 200-300? starting out probably like low 100s until you get going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2Elisa#49066662)