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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Cruel-hearted stage organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Multi-colored cowardly electric furnace
  08/28/25
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Cruel-hearted stage organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
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razzle-dazzle poppy church building
  08/28/25
that's it?
Walnut stirring spot roast beef
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Cruel-hearted stage organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Flirting garrison
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Walnut stirring spot roast beef
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
sienna crackhouse sex offender
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
sienna crackhouse sex offender
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
sienna crackhouse sex offender
  09/12/25
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sienna crackhouse sex offender
  10/28/25
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sienna crackhouse sex offender
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
harsh trip community account
  08/28/25
Happy?
hairless field
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
harsh trip community account
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
razzle-dazzle poppy church building
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
razzle-dazzle poppy church building
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
big bronze international law enforcement agency
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Frisky topaz police squad gas station
  08/28/25
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Passionate lodge sandwich
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
galvanic flushed stage puppy
  08/29/25
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Mahogany exciting den
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
balding elastic band
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
hairraiser cheese-eating home double fault
  08/29/25
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Passionate lodge sandwich
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Coiffed arrogant sanctuary hissy fit
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
hairraiser cheese-eating home double fault
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
sienna crackhouse sex offender
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Fragrant menage preventive strike
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
harsh trip community account
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
balding elastic band
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Sexy boyish location mad-dog skullcap
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
saffron bearded station
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
harsh trip community account
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
razzle-dazzle poppy church building
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
hairraiser cheese-eating home double fault
  09/01/25
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cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
hairraiser cheese-eating home double fault
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse
  09/01/25
Lolololol
hairless field
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
harsh trip community account
  09/01/25
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sienna crackhouse sex offender
  09/12/25
?
sienna crackhouse sex offender
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
dun ape
  09/01/25
Fuck you
harsh trip community account
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
sienna crackhouse sex offender
  09/12/25
Yes
cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
sienna crackhouse sex offender
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
sienna crackhouse sex offender
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Cruel-hearted stage organic girlfriend
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted stage organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored cowardly electric furnace

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted stage organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle poppy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Walnut stirring spot roast beef

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted stage organic girlfriend

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Flirting garrison

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Walnut stirring spot roast beef

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: sienna crackhouse sex offender

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: sienna crackhouse sex offender

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: sienna crackhouse sex offender

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: sienna crackhouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: sienna crackhouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: harsh trip community account

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: hairless field

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: harsh trip community account

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle poppy church building

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle poppy church building

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: big bronze international law enforcement agency

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Frisky topaz police squad gas station

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Passionate lodge sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: galvanic flushed stage puppy

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Mahogany exciting den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: balding elastic band

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: hairraiser cheese-eating home double fault

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Passionate lodge sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Coiffed arrogant sanctuary hissy fit

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: hairraiser cheese-eating home double fault

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: sienna crackhouse sex offender

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Fragrant menage preventive strike

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: harsh trip community account

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: balding elastic band

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Sexy boyish location mad-dog skullcap

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: saffron bearded station

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: harsh trip community account

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle poppy church building

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: hairraiser cheese-eating home double fault

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: hairraiser cheese-eating home double fault

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: hairless field

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: harsh trip community account

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: sienna crackhouse sex offender

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: sienna crackhouse sex offender

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: dun ape

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: harsh trip community account

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: sienna crackhouse sex offender

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: cerebral aquamarine legend whorehouse

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: sienna crackhouse sex offender

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: sienna crackhouse sex offender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted stage organic girlfriend

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259839)