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This is what brings him back.
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He's all about Makin' It Rain.
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Irate Excitant Whorehouse

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: french pink library selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43762952)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Rambunctious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43762961)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Razzle Saffron Sneaky Criminal Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43762999)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted free-loading shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43763036)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive trailer park

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: red garrison



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: submissive buck-toothed feces really tough guy

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: maroon space affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43763167)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: filthy insanely creepy school cafeteria

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: zippy silver new version

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Big-titted Pocket Flask

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bull headed mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43767804)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Motley sepia preventive strike hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43763147)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: maroon space affirmative action

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Diverse Iridescent Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764294)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: harsh histrionic liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43763207)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Vigorous Zombie-like Toilet Seat

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Irate Excitant Whorehouse

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Rambunctious bawdyhouse

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Irate Excitant Whorehouse

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Rambunctious bawdyhouse

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: maroon space affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Diverse Iridescent Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Big-titted Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Fragrant rigpig abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#46020138)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: odious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#47340539)



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Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#49354865)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: odious meetinghouse



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: laughsome soggy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764146)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: filthy insanely creepy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764147)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Diverse Iridescent Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764292)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: submissive buck-toothed feces really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764310)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Cracking arrogant fat ankles



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764950)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: rebellious point

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling national

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Purple bateful wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#46697752)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Racy forum factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#46697780)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: kink-friendly gaped principal's office generalized bond

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#47340548)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: pungent nofapping theatre



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: submissive buck-toothed feces really tough guy



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bull headed mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: chrome corner round eye

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Diverse Iridescent Station



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: odious meetinghouse



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Irate Excitant Whorehouse



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Fragrant rigpig abode



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Big-titted Pocket Flask

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored marketing idea



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#49354908)