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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Excitant Trust Fund
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
vigorous azure principal's office
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
frum abusive parlour
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Scarlet beady-eyed trailer park
  08/30/25
...
Odious sable lay
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Cyan heaven gay wizard
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Drab Pervert
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Excitant Trust Fund
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Drab Pervert
  08/31/25
...
cerise self-centered puppy casino
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  08/31/25
delusional take
cerise self-centered puppy casino
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Sepia Soul-stirring Locus
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
jet vivacious den dopamine
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
concupiscible claret ape point
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
jet vivacious den dopamine
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Excitant Trust Fund
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
jet vivacious den dopamine
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Excitant Trust Fund
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
concupiscible claret ape point
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
concupiscible claret ape point
  09/05/25
...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Zippy crusty boiling water
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
concupiscible claret ape point
  09/05/25
...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
concupiscible claret ape point
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Excitant Trust Fund
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Dark Bateful Property
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Dark Bateful Property
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  09/05/25
Kenny
concupiscible claret ape point
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Excitant Trust Fund
  09/06/25
...
Navy degenerate associate
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  09/06/25
...
Navy degenerate associate
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Excitant Trust Fund
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Frozen cumskin
  09/07/25
Explain
Excitant Trust Fund
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Snowy Yapping Station Preventive Strike
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Excitant Trust Fund
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Excitant Trust Fund
  09/07/25
...
Sepia Soul-stirring Locus
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
concupiscible claret ape point
  01/18/26
...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Elite box office
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
jet vivacious den dopamine
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Excitant Trust Fund

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: vigorous azure principal's office

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: frum abusive parlour

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Scarlet beady-eyed trailer park

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Odious sable lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Cyan heaven gay wizard

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Drab Pervert

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Excitant Trust Fund

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Drab Pervert

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: cerise self-centered puppy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: cerise self-centered puppy casino

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Sepia Soul-stirring Locus

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: concupiscible claret ape point

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Excitant Trust Fund

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Excitant Trust Fund

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: concupiscible claret ape point

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: concupiscible claret ape point

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Zippy crusty boiling water

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: concupiscible claret ape point

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: concupiscible claret ape point

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Excitant Trust Fund

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Dark Bateful Property

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Dark Bateful Property

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: concupiscible claret ape point

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Excitant Trust Fund

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Navy degenerate associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Navy degenerate associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Excitant Trust Fund

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Frozen cumskin

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Excitant Trust Fund

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Snowy Yapping Station Preventive Strike

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Excitant Trust Fund

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Excitant Trust Fund

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Sepia Soul-stirring Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: concupiscible claret ape point

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Elite box office

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: jet vivacious den dopamine

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49599047)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49616728)