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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
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dull step-uncle's house juggernaut
  12/17/25
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Navy Titillating Pit Legend
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
iridescent indecent theatre
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
Boom
Twisted aromatic trailer park
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
Twisted aromatic trailer park
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
Twisted aromatic trailer park
  12/17/25
Incredible
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
boom lives
Big legal warrant gaming laptop
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
iridescent indecent theatre
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
spruce forum
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
Twisted aromatic trailer park
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
wmtp
Mewling Headpube
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
alcoholic field
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
alcoholic field
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
alcoholic field
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Puce cocky plaza goal in life
  12/17/25
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Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
evan39
slap-happy concupiscible stage
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
dull step-uncle's house juggernaut
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
light fantasy-prone cuckoldry
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
light fantasy-prone cuckoldry
  12/17/25
who are you
Big legal warrant gaming laptop
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
light fantasy-prone cuckoldry
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Big legal warrant gaming laptop
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
slap-happy concupiscible stage
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Flatulent odious garrison wrinkle
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
light fantasy-prone cuckoldry
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
light fantasy-prone cuckoldry
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
light fantasy-prone cuckoldry
  12/18/25
whokobe
Big legal warrant gaming laptop
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Puce cocky plaza goal in life
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Puce cocky plaza goal in life
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Lime slimy orchestra pit mood
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Big legal warrant gaming laptop
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Lime slimy orchestra pit mood
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Big legal warrant gaming laptop
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Lime slimy orchestra pit mood
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Lime slimy orchestra pit mood
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Claret Beady-eyed Background Story Kitty Cat
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Idiotic burgundy address windowlicker
  12/18/25
Stfu
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
cruel-hearted sooty new version
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Galvanic saffron affirmative action pistol
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
brass motley point hominid
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Fragrant parlor pervert
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Claret Beady-eyed Background Story Kitty Cat
  12/18/25
Boom
bateful ratface
  12/18/25
whokebe
Talented Rose Station
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: dull step-uncle's house juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Navy Titillating Pit Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: iridescent indecent theatre

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Twisted aromatic trailer park

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Twisted aromatic trailer park

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Twisted aromatic trailer park

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Big legal warrant gaming laptop

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: iridescent indecent theatre

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: spruce forum

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Twisted aromatic trailer park

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Mewling Headpube

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: alcoholic field

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: alcoholic field

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: alcoholic field

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Puce cocky plaza goal in life

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: slap-happy concupiscible stage

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: dull step-uncle's house juggernaut

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: light fantasy-prone cuckoldry

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: light fantasy-prone cuckoldry

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Big legal warrant gaming laptop

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: light fantasy-prone cuckoldry

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Big legal warrant gaming laptop

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: slap-happy concupiscible stage

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Flatulent odious garrison wrinkle

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: light fantasy-prone cuckoldry

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: light fantasy-prone cuckoldry

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: light fantasy-prone cuckoldry

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Big legal warrant gaming laptop

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Puce cocky plaza goal in life

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Puce cocky plaza goal in life

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Lime slimy orchestra pit mood

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Big legal warrant gaming laptop

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Lime slimy orchestra pit mood

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Big legal warrant gaming laptop

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Lime slimy orchestra pit mood

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Lime slimy orchestra pit mood

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Claret Beady-eyed Background Story Kitty Cat

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Idiotic burgundy address windowlicker

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: cruel-hearted sooty new version

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Galvanic saffron affirmative action pistol

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: brass motley point hominid

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Fragrant parlor pervert

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Overrated Locale Coldplay Fan

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Claret Beady-eyed Background Story Kitty Cat

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: bateful ratface

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Talented Rose Station

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Elisa#49519546)