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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: umber spot private investor

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Overrated Gaping



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Appetizing milk



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Walnut gaming laptop

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Tripping cyan shrine



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: coral swashbuckling business firm hunting ground

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: navy potus windowlicker



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: wine seedy gay wizard laser beams

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Exciting Chapel Macaca

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Big Therapy Lettuce

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: silver doobsian office



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: navy potus windowlicker

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: crystalline scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Fluffy sinister roommate institution

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: umber spot private investor

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Appetizing milk

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: umber spot private investor

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Appetizing milk

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: navy potus windowlicker



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: crystalline scourge upon the earth



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Big Therapy Lettuce



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone public bath



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: crystalline scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: coral swashbuckling business firm hunting ground



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: demanding lay stain



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Bright dilemma chad

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Wild Hall

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Comical kitchen

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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: coral swashbuckling business firm hunting ground



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: 180 ratface mad cow disease

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Elisa#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: crystalline scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone public bath



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: umber spot private investor



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
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Author: Big Therapy Lettuce

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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

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