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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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flatulent business firm juggernaut
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Naked smoky garrison half-breed
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
flatulent business firm juggernaut
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Naked smoky garrison half-breed
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
flatulent business firm juggernaut
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
dun motley multi-billionaire church
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
flatulent business firm juggernaut
  07/06/25
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Titillating Effete Selfie Locus
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Territorial charcoal site
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Adventurous Scourge Upon The Earth Station
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dun motley multi-billionaire church
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Nofapping feces
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disturbing dashing degenerate tank
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Bistre zombie-like black woman police squad
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Exhilarant chestnut native volcanic crater
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red sanctuary fat ankles
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Soul-stirring Ruby Laser Beams Den
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Adventurous Scourge Upon The Earth Station
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Naked smoky garrison half-breed
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Adventurous Scourge Upon The Earth Station
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
flatulent business firm juggernaut
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Adventurous Scourge Upon The Earth Station
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Naked smoky garrison half-breed
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
flatulent business firm juggernaut
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Adventurous Scourge Upon The Earth Station
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Translucent bateful piazza
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Adventurous Scourge Upon The Earth Station
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Ruddy set
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
vivacious antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
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Soul-stirring Ruby Laser Beams Den
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
disturbing dashing degenerate tank
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
bespoke jap plaza
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
dull offensive pit gaming laptop
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Bistre zombie-like black woman police squad
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
180 sable corner
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
flatulent business firm juggernaut
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Translucent bateful piazza
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
flatulent business firm juggernaut
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
180 sable corner
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Translucent bateful piazza
  07/07/25
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Exhilarant chestnut native volcanic crater
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
180 sable corner
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
dull offensive pit gaming laptop
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Translucent bateful piazza
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Exhilarant chestnut native volcanic crater
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
180 sable corner
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Exhilarant chestnut native volcanic crater
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
180 sable corner
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Exhilarant chestnut native volcanic crater
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
180 sable corner
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
180 sable corner
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disturbing dashing degenerate tank
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Exhilarant chestnut native volcanic crater
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flatulent business firm juggernaut
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Diverse Heaven
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Exhilarant chestnut native volcanic crater
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flatulent business firm juggernaut
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
green seedy therapy kitty cat
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
beady-eyed onyx rehab indirect expression
  07/11/25
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flatulent business firm juggernaut
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
violent range
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: flatulent business firm juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Naked smoky garrison half-breed

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: flatulent business firm juggernaut

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Naked smoky garrison half-breed

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: flatulent business firm juggernaut

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: dun motley multi-billionaire church

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: flatulent business firm juggernaut

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Titillating Effete Selfie Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Territorial charcoal site

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Adventurous Scourge Upon The Earth Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: dun motley multi-billionaire church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Nofapping feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077972)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: disturbing dashing degenerate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: alcoholic tan menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Bistre zombie-like black woman police squad



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Unholy partner abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078367)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant chestnut native volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: red sanctuary fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078920)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Supple lodge quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed onyx rehab indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Lavender Boyish Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Fragrant Coiffed National



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ruby Laser Beams Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Adventurous Scourge Upon The Earth Station

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Naked smoky garrison half-breed

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Adventurous Scourge Upon The Earth Station

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: flatulent business firm juggernaut

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Adventurous Scourge Upon The Earth Station

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Naked smoky garrison half-breed

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: flatulent business firm juggernaut

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Adventurous Scourge Upon The Earth Station

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Translucent bateful piazza

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Adventurous Scourge Upon The Earth Station

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Ruddy set

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: vivacious antidepressant drug

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Ruby Laser Beams Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: disturbing dashing degenerate tank

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: bespoke jap plaza

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: dull offensive pit gaming laptop

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Bistre zombie-like black woman police squad

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: 180 sable corner

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: flatulent business firm juggernaut

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Translucent bateful piazza

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: flatulent business firm juggernaut

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: 180 sable corner

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Translucent bateful piazza

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant chestnut native volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: 180 sable corner

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: dull offensive pit gaming laptop

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Translucent bateful piazza

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant chestnut native volcanic crater

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: 180 sable corner

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant chestnut native volcanic crater

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: 180 sable corner

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant chestnut native volcanic crater

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: 180 sable corner

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: 180 sable corner

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: disturbing dashing degenerate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant chestnut native volcanic crater

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: flatulent business firm juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Diverse Heaven

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Adventurous Scourge Upon The Earth Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant chestnut native volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: flatulent business firm juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: green seedy therapy kitty cat

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed onyx rehab indirect expression

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: flatulent business firm juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: violent range

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099235)