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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
White knife
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Sooty Abode Doctorate
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
heady house
  04/18/25
Cr.
Balding garnet stead
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
disgusting skinny woman
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
amber home
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
White knife
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Mustard Toaster Business Firm
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
insane comical university deer antler
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
White knife
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
indecent dead senate
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
White knife
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
indecent dead senate
  04/18/25
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Soggy marketing idea
  04/18/25
...
Floppy fantasy-prone azn
  08/17/26
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purple alcoholic market organic girlfriend
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
carmine wild jewess area
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
odious center
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
White knife
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
odious center
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Soggy marketing idea
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
White knife
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
odious center
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
White knife
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
odious center
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Sepia electric pozpig den
  04/18/25
jfc goys
odious center
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Soggy marketing idea
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
White knife
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
iridescent antidepressant drug half-breed
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Soggy marketing idea
  04/18/25
Ty friend
iridescent antidepressant drug half-breed
  04/18/25
...
Boyish office pistol
  08/17/26
...
Boyish office pistol
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
harsh trump supporter forum
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
White knife
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
harsh trump supporter forum
  04/18/25
...
Exciting stag film
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
odious center
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
White knife
  04/18/25
...
purple alcoholic market organic girlfriend
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
twinkling chapel
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
iridescent antidepressant drug half-breed
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
White knife
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
White knife
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
White knife
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
heady house
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
White knife
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
White knife
  08/17/26
...
Boyish office pistol
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
indecent dead senate
  08/17/26
ur dumb
White knife
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
indecent dead senate
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
White knife
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
indecent dead senate
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
White knife
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
vivacious black woman orchestra pit
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
White knife
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
vivacious black woman orchestra pit
  08/17/26
...
Hilarious Glittery Property
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
harsh trump supporter forum
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
White knife
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
harsh trump supporter forum
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
disgusting skinny woman
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
White knife
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: White knife

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Sooty Abode Doctorate

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: heady house

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Balding garnet stead

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: disgusting skinny woman

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: amber home

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: White knife

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Mustard Toaster Business Firm

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: insane comical university deer antler

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: White knife

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: indecent dead senate

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: White knife

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: indecent dead senate

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Soggy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Floppy fantasy-prone azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: purple alcoholic market organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: carmine wild jewess area

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: odious center

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: White knife

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: odious center

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Soggy marketing idea

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: White knife

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: odious center

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: White knife

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: odious center

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Sepia electric pozpig den

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: odious center

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Soggy marketing idea

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: White knife

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: iridescent antidepressant drug half-breed

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Soggy marketing idea

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: iridescent antidepressant drug half-breed

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Boyish office pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Boyish office pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: harsh trump supporter forum

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: White knife

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: harsh trump supporter forum

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Exciting stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: odious center

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: White knife

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: purple alcoholic market organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: twinkling chapel

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: iridescent antidepressant drug half-breed

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: White knife

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: White knife

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: White knife

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: heady house

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: White knife

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: White knife

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Boyish office pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: indecent dead senate

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: White knife

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: indecent dead senate

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: White knife

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: indecent dead senate

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: White knife

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: vivacious black woman orchestra pit

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: White knife

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: vivacious black woman orchestra pit

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Hilarious Glittery Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: harsh trump supporter forum

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: White knife

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: harsh trump supporter forum

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: disgusting skinny woman

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: White knife

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50149087)