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Rate this 35 y/o female nurse caught having sex w/ 15 y/o stepson

https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/us-news/florida-nurse-alexis-v...
Stimulating azn
  05/05/25
What if Islam is right?
lilac cerebral orchestra pit headpube
  05/05/25
Would be an 8 (big fan of that face), but for the disqualify...
Curious stage telephone
  05/05/25
WTF is that disaster on her stomach?
Slap-happy Rough-skinned Ceo Water Buffalo
  05/05/25
What do you think is going on below it?
Jet bearded resort
  06/22/25
her earholes are disgusting 🤮
cracking shrine feces
  05/05/25
Also those tits are fake. Weird, and ugly.
startling dingle berry elastic band
  05/05/25
She has meth face
Milky corn cake
  05/05/25
I definitely jerked off to the movie of this on Brazzers.com...
Primrose bespoke field
  05/05/25
“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT&rsqu...
lime titillating state ratface
  05/05/25
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bat shit crazy kitchen
  05/05/25
"Thank you for the compliment of young penis skin."...
Comical piazza death wish
  05/05/25
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stirring medicated institution
  05/05/25
you beat me to it. was gonna poast the same thing.
stirring medicated institution
  05/05/25
We should start referring to Nurse as "the N word"
Unhinged Soul-stirring Space Boistinker
  05/05/25
classic Scumbaguette. If it weren’t for this, she woul...
massive trip menage sound barrier
  05/05/25
If you locked millennial Indian doctors and scumbagette nurs...
fiercely-loyal milk
  05/05/25
Very low odds ime, unless there was an explicit transaction ...
massive trip menage sound barrier
  05/05/25
Most 15 year olds are fantasizing about this
Awkward round eye double fault
  05/05/25
Poast moniker synergy
Contagious Chocolate Halford Jew
  05/05/25
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Primrose bespoke field
  05/05/25
In this photo you can see her maiden name was something like...
Contagious Chocolate Halford Jew
  05/05/25
Low iq schtick? You linked the same article in the OP
bat shit crazy kitchen
  05/05/25
Link?
Contagious Chocolate Halford Jew
  05/05/25
You just edited your post.
bat shit crazy kitchen
  05/05/25
Link?
Contagious Chocolate Halford Jew
  05/05/25
And you’re retarded. Jews aren’t named Von
bat shit crazy kitchen
  05/05/25
(jealous that this pedojew got to see a 15 y/o penis)
fighting dilemma
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Contagious Chocolate Halford Jew
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razzmatazz point
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Red hell
  05/05/25
It's a middle name
Contagious Chocolate Halford Jew
  05/05/25
Ah yes the famous goy John von Neumann
Contagious Chocolate Halford Jew
  05/05/25
lol this dumbass jew got blown out trying to defend a downlo...
fighting dilemma
  05/05/25
? this idiot edited the link, and now thinks von___ is je...
bat shit crazy kitchen
  05/05/25
Hey buddy we have one rule here.
razzmatazz point
  05/05/25
im sorry i woke up MAF at jews today idk why
fighting dilemma
  05/05/25
That’s fine. We just have one rule bro. We’re al...
razzmatazz point
  05/05/25
Reading this amazingly realistic summary of events, I cant h...
White Native Incel
  05/05/25
even though I personally find her repulsive, 15 year old sti...
Red hell
  05/05/25
https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/alexis...
alcoholic carmine karate boltzmann
  05/05/25
This reporting reads like erotica. Why is all this in the po...
vivacious office
  05/05/25
shes has crazy eyes. hnnngh
Well-lubricated bawdyhouse giraffe
  05/05/25
180
Primrose bespoke field
  05/08/25
jewish porn conditioning is working, considering how much &q...
Misunderstood Puppy
  05/08/25
Whites commit a disproportionately low rate of molestation, ...
Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond
  06/18/25
DEFINITELY bro
Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond
  06/18/25
MUH WHITE CULTURE http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
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nyuug
  04/23/26
would
Blue heaven wrinkle
  06/22/25
> The teen was also blamed by several relatives, includin...
oomox
  04/23/26
cumskins arent pedophiles
nyuug
  04/23/26
Cumskins are disproportionately pedophiles IME
oomox
  04/23/26


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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Stimulating azn

https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/us-news/florida-nurse-alexis-von-yates-revolting-excuse-to-husband-for-having-sex-with-teen-stepson/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904304)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: lilac cerebral orchestra pit headpube

What if Islam is right?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904309)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: Curious stage telephone

Would be an 8 (big fan of that face), but for the disqualifying tats: https://www.ocala-news.com/wp-content/uploads/placid-social-images/f5aa56a49fbb2d03ae7effa451ac9749.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904347)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: Slap-happy Rough-skinned Ceo Water Buffalo

WTF is that disaster on her stomach?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904349)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Jet bearded resort

What do you think is going on below it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: cracking shrine feces

her earholes are disgusting 🤮

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904575)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: startling dingle berry elastic band

Also those tits are fake. Weird, and ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904661)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Milky corn cake

She has meth face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905745)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Primrose bespoke field

I definitely jerked off to the movie of this on Brazzers.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904358)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: lime titillating state ratface

“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT’ looked. Saying it looked like his father’s penis with younger skin,” the teen told cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904407)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: bat shit crazy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904597)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Comical piazza death wish

"Thank you for the compliment of young penis skin."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904651)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: stirring medicated institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904665)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: stirring medicated institution

you beat me to it. was gonna poast the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904664)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: Unhinged Soul-stirring Space Boistinker

We should start referring to Nurse as "the N word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904421)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:09 AM
Author: massive trip menage sound barrier

classic Scumbaguette. If it weren’t for this, she would’ve been arrested down the line for conspiring to murder her boyfriend’s ex-wife or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904430)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal milk

If you locked millennial Indian doctors and scumbagette nurses in a warehouse would they ever have sex iyo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904572)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: massive trip menage sound barrier

Very low odds ime, unless there was an explicit transaction agreed upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904581)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Awkward round eye double fault

Most 15 year olds are fantasizing about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904576)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Contagious Chocolate Halford Jew

Poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904590)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Primrose bespoke field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905731)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Contagious Chocolate Halford Jew

In this photo you can see her maiden name was something like Feinstein

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/www-facebook-com-alexis-vonrodenstein-103562890.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904582)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: bat shit crazy kitchen

Low iq schtick? You linked the same article in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904586)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Contagious Chocolate Halford Jew

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904588)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: bat shit crazy kitchen

You just edited your post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904591)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Contagious Chocolate Halford Jew

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904639)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: bat shit crazy kitchen

And you’re retarded. Jews aren’t named Von

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904593)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: fighting dilemma

(jealous that this pedojew got to see a 15 y/o penis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904619)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Contagious Chocolate Halford Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904640)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904646)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Red hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905763)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Contagious Chocolate Halford Jew

It's a middle name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904638)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Contagious Chocolate Halford Jew

Ah yes the famous goy John von Neumann

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904644)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: fighting dilemma

lol this dumbass jew got blown out trying to defend a downlow pedo jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904615)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: bat shit crazy kitchen

?

this idiot edited the link, and now thinks von___ is jewish. rofl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904622)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz point

Hey buddy we have one rule here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904649)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: fighting dilemma

im sorry i woke up MAF at jews today idk why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904653)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: razzmatazz point

That’s fine. We just have one rule bro. We’re all in this together. Just one big community making sure jewish lawyers never face any sort of consequence from their (often pedophilic) criminality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904662)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: White Native Incel

Reading this amazingly realistic summary of events, I cant help but notice this is a near verbatim repeat of a story told by a 15yo teenage boy. All good, teenage boys are known for being honest about these things.

"“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT’ looked. Saying it looked like his father’s penis with younger skin,” the teen told cops."

And

"Von Yates then commented on the teen’s ability, [while talking to said teen's dad, within hearing of said teen] giving him a seven out of 10 before saying he “had been around the block.”

#believeallvictims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905634)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Red hell

even though I personally find her repulsive, 15 year old still lucky. Dad musta been pissed though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905767)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: alcoholic carmine karate boltzmann

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/alexis-von-yates-seen-undated-103588440.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48906157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: vivacious office

This reporting reads like erotica. Why is all this in the police report lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48907035)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Well-lubricated bawdyhouse giraffe

shes has crazy eyes. hnnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48907138)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:04 AM
Author: Primrose bespoke field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48912805)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: Misunderstood Puppy

jewish porn conditioning is working, considering how much "stepmother/stepson" porn is out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48912824)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond

Whites commit a disproportionately low rate of molestation, but thanks for playing stupid racist gooktard

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2641279&forum_id=2#48732088

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49030249)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond

DEFINITELY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49030266)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond

MUH WHITE CULTURE

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838604&mc=16&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49033262)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49033386)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041049)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 2:03 AM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49044799)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49049876)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49052306)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49059257)



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Date: July 4th, 2025 1:00 AM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49071190)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49077743)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49084441)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681333)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681353)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681597)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Shivering meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49697615)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49837949)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Blue heaven wrinkle

would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041282)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: oomox

> The teen was also blamed by several relatives, including his father, who called the boy’s grandfather, threatening to “strangle (his son) then kill himself,” the affidavit read.

That's heartbreaking. Maybe blame your pedophile wife and not a literal child?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49837961)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: nyuug

cumskins arent pedophiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49837969)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: oomox

Cumskins are disproportionately pedophiles IME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49837974)