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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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cracking obsidian institution
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
aphrodisiac light private investor
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
cracking obsidian institution
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
aphrodisiac light private investor
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
cracking obsidian institution
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
hairraiser twinkling university
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
cracking obsidian institution
  07/06/25
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irradiated doobsian gas station ceo
  07/06/25
18000000000000
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pearly crotch
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
wonderful library police squad
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
aphrodisiac light private investor
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
wonderful library police squad
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
cracking obsidian institution
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
wonderful library police squad
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
aphrodisiac light private investor
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
cracking obsidian institution
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
wonderful library police squad
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Lemon stead hairy legs
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
wonderful library police squad
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
boyish alcoholic piazza juggernaut
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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pearly crotch
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
chocolate soul-stirring office goyim
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
thriller indirect expression rehab
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
jet big laser beams
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Frum Church Alpha
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
racy chest-beating point bbw
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
cracking obsidian institution
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Lemon stead hairy legs
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
cracking obsidian institution
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
racy chest-beating point bbw
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Lemon stead hairy legs
  07/07/25
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pungent fragrant business firm becky
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
racy chest-beating point bbw
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
jet big laser beams
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Lemon stead hairy legs
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
pungent fragrant business firm becky
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
racy chest-beating point bbw
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
pungent fragrant business firm becky
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
racy chest-beating point bbw
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
pungent fragrant business firm becky
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
racy chest-beating point bbw
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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cracking obsidian institution
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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wonderful library police squad
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pungent fragrant business firm becky
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cracking obsidian institution
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
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  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
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cracking obsidian institution
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
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  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: cracking obsidian institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac light private investor

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: cracking obsidian institution

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac light private investor

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: cracking obsidian institution

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: hairraiser twinkling university

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: cracking obsidian institution

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: irradiated doobsian gas station ceo



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Shaky hyperactive chapel dog poop

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: wonderful library police squad



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: hairraiser twinkling university



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sapphire bawdyhouse



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: chocolate soul-stirring office goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: idiotic goal in life



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Frum Church Alpha



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: vivacious azn jewess



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: pungent fragrant business firm becky



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: angry degenerate



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: azure potus candlestick maker



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling filthpig casino



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: cerebral ruddy karate quadroon



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: abusive tan dilemma



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: pearly crotch



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: wonderful library police squad

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac light private investor

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: wonderful library police squad

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: cracking obsidian institution

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: wonderful library police squad

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac light private investor

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: cracking obsidian institution

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: wonderful library police squad

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Lemon stead hairy legs

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: wonderful library police squad

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: boyish alcoholic piazza juggernaut

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: laughsome crawly nibblets keepsake machete

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: pearly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: chocolate soul-stirring office goyim

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: thriller indirect expression rehab

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: jet big laser beams

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Frum Church Alpha

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: racy chest-beating point bbw

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: cracking obsidian institution

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Lemon stead hairy legs

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: cracking obsidian institution

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: racy chest-beating point bbw

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Lemon stead hairy legs

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pungent fragrant business firm becky



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: racy chest-beating point bbw

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: jet big laser beams

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Lemon stead hairy legs

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: pungent fragrant business firm becky

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: racy chest-beating point bbw

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: pungent fragrant business firm becky

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: racy chest-beating point bbw

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: pungent fragrant business firm becky

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: racy chest-beating point bbw

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: racy chest-beating point bbw

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: chocolate soul-stirring office goyim



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: pungent fragrant business firm becky

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: cracking obsidian institution



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: lime histrionic feces

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: wonderful library police squad



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: pungent fragrant business firm becky



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: cracking obsidian institution



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: bistre locale fortuitous meteor

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling filthpig casino

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: cracking obsidian institution



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: smoky shrine reading party

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099235)