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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Filthy arousing national security agency
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
dead library tank
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Contagious space
  04/18/25
Cr.
Cobalt deranged gaping
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
electric maroon pozpig
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Lake passionate preventive strike theater stage
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Filthy arousing national security agency
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
opaque at-the-ready potus theater
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Exhilarant cuckold factory reset button
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Filthy arousing national security agency
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
brass pit
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Filthy arousing national security agency
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
brass pit
  04/18/25
...
Curious chrome house
  04/18/25
...
Fragrant property milk
  08/17/26
...
Pale big famous landscape painting idiot
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Lascivious Parlor Idea He Suggested
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
trip meetinghouse
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Filthy arousing national security agency
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
trip meetinghouse
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Curious chrome house
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Filthy arousing national security agency
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
trip meetinghouse
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Filthy arousing national security agency
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
trip meetinghouse
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
scarlet field laser beams
  04/18/25
jfc goys
trip meetinghouse
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Curious chrome house
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Filthy arousing national security agency
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
wine electric furnace orchestra pit
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Curious chrome house
  04/18/25
Ty friend
wine electric furnace orchestra pit
  04/18/25
...
kink-friendly senate
  08/17/26
...
kink-friendly senate
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Plum Boyish Plaza
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Filthy arousing national security agency
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Plum Boyish Plaza
  04/18/25
...
frum marvelous base
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
trip meetinghouse
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Filthy arousing national security agency
  04/18/25
...
Pale big famous landscape painting idiot
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
chocolate location juggernaut
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
wine electric furnace orchestra pit
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Filthy arousing national security agency
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Filthy arousing national security agency
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Filthy arousing national security agency
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Contagious space
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Filthy arousing national security agency
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Filthy arousing national security agency
  08/17/26
...
kink-friendly senate
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
brass pit
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Filthy arousing national security agency
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
brass pit
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Filthy arousing national security agency
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
brass pit
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Filthy arousing national security agency
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
yellow bateful tattoo patrolman
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Filthy arousing national security agency
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
yellow bateful tattoo patrolman
  08/17/26
...
Bespoke lettuce
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Plum Boyish Plaza
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Filthy arousing national security agency
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Plum Boyish Plaza
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
electric maroon pozpig
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Filthy arousing national security agency
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
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tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: dead library tank

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Contagious space

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Cobalt deranged gaping

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: electric maroon pozpig

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Lake passionate preventive strike theater stage

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: opaque at-the-ready potus theater

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Exhilarant cuckold factory reset button

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: brass pit

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: brass pit

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Curious chrome house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Fragrant property milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Pale big famous landscape painting idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Lascivious Parlor Idea He Suggested

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: trip meetinghouse

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: trip meetinghouse

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Curious chrome house

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: trip meetinghouse

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: trip meetinghouse

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: scarlet field laser beams

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: trip meetinghouse

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Curious chrome house

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: wine electric furnace orchestra pit

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Curious chrome house

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: wine electric furnace orchestra pit

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: kink-friendly senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: kink-friendly senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Plum Boyish Plaza

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Plum Boyish Plaza

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: frum marvelous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: trip meetinghouse

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Pale big famous landscape painting idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: chocolate location juggernaut

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: wine electric furnace orchestra pit

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Contagious space

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: kink-friendly senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: brass pit

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: brass pit

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: brass pit

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: yellow bateful tattoo patrolman

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: yellow bateful tattoo patrolman

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Bespoke lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Plum Boyish Plaza

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Plum Boyish Plaza

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: electric maroon pozpig

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Filthy arousing national security agency

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#50149087)