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Rate this 35 y/o female nurse caught having sex w/ 15 y/o stepson

https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/us-news/florida-nurse-alexis-v...
Flatulent Antidepressant Drug
  05/05/25
What if Islam is right?
Godawful copper son of senegal
  05/05/25
Would be an 8 (big fan of that face), but for the disqualify...
Beta multi-billionaire gay wizard
  05/05/25
WTF is that disaster on her stomach?
Ivory mental disorder office
  05/05/25
What do you think is going on below it?
Wonderful Affirmative Action
  06/22/25
her earholes are disgusting 🤮
Nudist Gaming Laptop Location
  05/05/25
Also those tits are fake. Weird, and ugly.
Stimulating Gaped Stage
  05/05/25
She has meth face
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  05/05/25
I definitely jerked off to the movie of this on Brazzers.com...
Alcoholic Plaza
  05/05/25
“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT&rsqu...
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Insecure Striped Hyena Juggernaut
  05/05/25
"Thank you for the compliment of young penis skin."...
ruddy rehab incel
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Orange pistol
  05/05/25
you beat me to it. was gonna poast the same thing.
Orange pistol
  05/05/25
We should start referring to Nurse as "the N word"
sooty public bath
  05/05/25
classic Scumbaguette. If it weren’t for this, she woul...
diverse business firm
  05/05/25
If you locked millennial Indian doctors and scumbagette nurs...
Pearl church building turdskin
  05/05/25
Very low odds ime, unless there was an explicit transaction ...
diverse business firm
  05/05/25
Most 15 year olds are fantasizing about this
blue people who are hurt kitchen
  05/05/25
Poast moniker synergy
Cracking mad cow disease
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Alcoholic Plaza
  05/05/25
In this photo you can see her maiden name was something like...
Cracking mad cow disease
  05/05/25
Low iq schtick? You linked the same article in the OP
Insecure Striped Hyena Juggernaut
  05/05/25
Link?
Cracking mad cow disease
  05/05/25
You just edited your post.
Insecure Striped Hyena Juggernaut
  05/05/25
Link?
Cracking mad cow disease
  05/05/25
And you’re retarded. Jews aren’t named Von
Insecure Striped Hyena Juggernaut
  05/05/25
(jealous that this pedojew got to see a 15 y/o penis)
at-the-ready sex offender
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Cracking mad cow disease
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dead macaca goyim
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clear fragrant tattoo idiot
  05/05/25
It's a middle name
Cracking mad cow disease
  05/05/25
Ah yes the famous goy John von Neumann
Cracking mad cow disease
  05/05/25
lol this dumbass jew got blown out trying to defend a downlo...
at-the-ready sex offender
  05/05/25
? this idiot edited the link, and now thinks von___ is je...
Insecure Striped Hyena Juggernaut
  05/05/25
Hey buddy we have one rule here.
dead macaca goyim
  05/05/25
im sorry i woke up MAF at jews today idk why
at-the-ready sex offender
  05/05/25
That’s fine. We just have one rule bro. We’re al...
dead macaca goyim
  05/05/25
Reading this amazingly realistic summary of events, I cant h...
Wild Weed Whacker Fortuitous Meteor
  05/05/25
even though I personally find her repulsive, 15 year old sti...
clear fragrant tattoo idiot
  05/05/25
https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/alexis...
Dun Filthy Piazza Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/05/25
This reporting reads like erotica. Why is all this in the po...
Boyish theater newt
  05/05/25
shes has crazy eyes. hnnngh
razzmatazz massive rigor school
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180
Alcoholic Plaza
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jewish porn conditioning is working, considering how much &q...
exciting gas station toaster
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Whites commit a disproportionately low rate of molestation, ...
arrogant bateful mexican
  06/18/25
DEFINITELY bro
arrogant bateful mexican
  06/18/25
MUH WHITE CULTURE http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
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  06/22/25
> The teen was also blamed by several relatives, includin...
oomox
  04/23/26
cumskins arent pedophiles
nyuug
  04/23/26
Cumskins are disproportionately pedophiles IME
oomox
  04/23/26
wrongo! nyuug cant find a SINGLE case of a cumskin pedophile...
nyuug
  04/23/26
"Three months later, the teen was assured his father wa...
chilmata
  04/24/26
crazy eyes, FTW!
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  04/24/26


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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Flatulent Antidepressant Drug

https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/us-news/florida-nurse-alexis-von-yates-revolting-excuse-to-husband-for-having-sex-with-teen-stepson/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904304)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Godawful copper son of senegal

What if Islam is right?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904309)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: Beta multi-billionaire gay wizard

Would be an 8 (big fan of that face), but for the disqualifying tats: https://www.ocala-news.com/wp-content/uploads/placid-social-images/f5aa56a49fbb2d03ae7effa451ac9749.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904347)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: Ivory mental disorder office

WTF is that disaster on her stomach?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904349)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Wonderful Affirmative Action

What do you think is going on below it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Nudist Gaming Laptop Location

her earholes are disgusting 🤮

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904575)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Stimulating Gaped Stage

Also those tits are fake. Weird, and ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904661)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Rusted thriller background story wagecucks

She has meth face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905745)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Alcoholic Plaza

I definitely jerked off to the movie of this on Brazzers.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904358)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Duck-like submissive volcanic crater

“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT’ looked. Saying it looked like his father’s penis with younger skin,” the teen told cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904407)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Insecure Striped Hyena Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904597)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: ruddy rehab incel

"Thank you for the compliment of young penis skin."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904651)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Orange pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904665)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Orange pistol

you beat me to it. was gonna poast the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904664)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: sooty public bath

We should start referring to Nurse as "the N word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904421)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:09 AM
Author: diverse business firm

classic Scumbaguette. If it weren’t for this, she would’ve been arrested down the line for conspiring to murder her boyfriend’s ex-wife or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904430)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Pearl church building turdskin

If you locked millennial Indian doctors and scumbagette nurses in a warehouse would they ever have sex iyo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904572)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: diverse business firm

Very low odds ime, unless there was an explicit transaction agreed upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904581)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt kitchen

Most 15 year olds are fantasizing about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904576)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Cracking mad cow disease

Poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904590)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905731)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Cracking mad cow disease

In this photo you can see her maiden name was something like Feinstein

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/www-facebook-com-alexis-vonrodenstein-103562890.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904582)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Insecure Striped Hyena Juggernaut

Low iq schtick? You linked the same article in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904586)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Cracking mad cow disease

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904588)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Insecure Striped Hyena Juggernaut

You just edited your post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904591)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Cracking mad cow disease

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904639)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Insecure Striped Hyena Juggernaut

And you’re retarded. Jews aren’t named Von

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904593)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: at-the-ready sex offender

(jealous that this pedojew got to see a 15 y/o penis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904619)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Cracking mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904640)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: dead macaca goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904646)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: clear fragrant tattoo idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905763)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Cracking mad cow disease

It's a middle name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904638)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Cracking mad cow disease

Ah yes the famous goy John von Neumann

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904644)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: at-the-ready sex offender

lol this dumbass jew got blown out trying to defend a downlow pedo jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904615)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Insecure Striped Hyena Juggernaut

?

this idiot edited the link, and now thinks von___ is jewish. rofl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904622)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: dead macaca goyim

Hey buddy we have one rule here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904649)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: at-the-ready sex offender

im sorry i woke up MAF at jews today idk why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904653)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dead macaca goyim

That’s fine. We just have one rule bro. We’re all in this together. Just one big community making sure jewish lawyers never face any sort of consequence from their (often pedophilic) criminality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904662)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Wild Weed Whacker Fortuitous Meteor

Reading this amazingly realistic summary of events, I cant help but notice this is a near verbatim repeat of a story told by a 15yo teenage boy. All good, teenage boys are known for being honest about these things.

"“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT’ looked. Saying it looked like his father’s penis with younger skin,” the teen told cops."

And

"Von Yates then commented on the teen’s ability, [while talking to said teen's dad, within hearing of said teen] giving him a seven out of 10 before saying he “had been around the block.”

#believeallvictims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905634)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: clear fragrant tattoo idiot

even though I personally find her repulsive, 15 year old still lucky. Dad musta been pissed though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905767)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Dun Filthy Piazza Mad-dog Skullcap

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/alexis-von-yates-seen-undated-103588440.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48906157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Boyish theater newt

This reporting reads like erotica. Why is all this in the police report lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48907035)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz massive rigor school

shes has crazy eyes. hnnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48907138)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:04 AM
Author: Alcoholic Plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48912805)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: exciting gas station toaster

jewish porn conditioning is working, considering how much "stepmother/stepson" porn is out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48912824)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: arrogant bateful mexican

Whites commit a disproportionately low rate of molestation, but thanks for playing stupid racist gooktard

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2641279&forum_id=2#48732088

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49030249)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: arrogant bateful mexican

DEFINITELY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49030266)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: arrogant bateful mexican

MUH WHITE CULTURE

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838604&mc=16&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49033262)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: arrogant bateful mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49033386)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: arrogant bateful mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041049)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 2:03 AM
Author: arrogant bateful mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49044799)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: arrogant bateful mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49049876)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: arrogant bateful mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49052306)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: arrogant bateful mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49059257)



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Date: July 4th, 2025 1:00 AM
Author: arrogant bateful mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49071190)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: arrogant bateful mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49077743)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: arrogant bateful mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49084441)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: arrogant bateful mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681333)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: arrogant bateful mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681353)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: arrogant bateful mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681597)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: arrogant bateful mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49697615)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49837949)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49838950)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: sable indian lodge

would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041282)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: oomox

> The teen was also blamed by several relatives, including his father, who called the boy’s grandfather, threatening to “strangle (his son) then kill himself,” the affidavit read.

That's heartbreaking. Maybe blame your pedophile wife and not a literal child?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49837961)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: nyuug

cumskins arent pedophiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49837969)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: oomox

Cumskins are disproportionately pedophiles IME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49837974)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: nyuug

wrongo! nyuug cant find a SINGLE case of a cumskin pedophile. cumskins, OTOH, bump trillions of threads highlighting instances of pedo korean teachers fucking their underage students!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49838951)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:02 AM
Author: chilmata

"Three months later, the teen was assured his father was on his side, would testify against von Yates and no longer wanted to live with her.

The father failed to define his relationship with his wife, describing it as “complicated,” the report stated."

"He reminded me of you, you're so hot honey and you know how horny I get when I'm on my period. [Purrrrr] I'm gonna fuck you so hard when I get out of prison . . ." she allegedly told the father in a telephone conversation recorded by the county jail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49839053)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 5:43 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

crazy eyes, FTW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49839123)