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RATE This Couple Arrested For BJ On JFK-SRQ B6 Flight (PICS)

An affidavit states that after being notified, the flight at...
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
Sir Loinofbeef, Cucamonga, United States, 1 hour ago Th...
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
She looks like a real semen demon.
charismatic new version site
  07/23/25
Was hoping it'd be two dudes, tbch
Coiffed multi-colored antidepressant drug center
  07/23/25
15 years in prison for an airplane bj? insane
beady-eyed halford
  07/23/25
On a Greyhound bus they would get a round of applause.
Crystalline milk
  07/23/25
or everyone would join in
Pope Leo XXX
  07/24/25
Prole Tell: Equating The Maximum Sentence With The Likely/Ex...
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
That it is even possible is absurd
Alcoholic brethren twinkling uncleanness
  07/23/25
...
beady-eyed halford
  07/23/25
Do you even law? Criminal statutes have huge sentencing rang...
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
prosecutor should use proper discretion not to charge these ...
beady-eyed halford
  07/23/25
Agreed
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
Why don't the laws focus on gay pedo bjs then?
Candy Ride
  07/23/25
if you write laws too narrowly, you exclude a wide range of ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  07/24/25
"The couple appear in Facebook photos together as far b...
charismatic new version site
  07/23/25
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beady-eyed halford
  07/23/25
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titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
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claret adventurous pervert
  07/23/25
That woman has wild BPD sex fiend eyes even from behind gian...
irate obsidian ceo plaza
  07/23/25
just put a blanket over the chick's head should be no big de...
beady-eyed halford
  07/23/25
That was last year. Dopamine receptors blown out and three ...
irate obsidian ceo plaza
  07/23/25
Tbf, these proles aren’t taking international long-hau...
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
Agree. They’re strategically booking cheap red eyes b...
irate obsidian ceo plaza
  07/23/25
GJR canceling all her Jet Blue flights
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  07/23/25
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Fyre festival founder
  07/23/25
Love wins.
David Poaster Wallace
  07/24/25
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  07/24/25
...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/24/25
that's prole and gross but it shouldn't be jail time imo. m...
cracking silver den becky
  07/23/25
oh i forgot - i rate her as pointy jawed and high T
cracking silver den becky
  07/23/25
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beady-eyed halford
  07/23/25
highly doubt they will end up with any jail time, but some s...
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
agreed, i think sex offender reg would be insane also
cracking silver den becky
  07/23/25
did he cum?
Hot Nursing Home
  07/23/25
xo's outrage shows that this xo is full of nowag virgins. ha...
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
I just scanned up and down this thread for "outrage&quo...
Ruddy comical volcanic crater
  07/23/25
the "outrage" is over hanging potential stiff pena...
beady-eyed halford
  07/23/25
The DM accolades are a positive for a prole like this.
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
stiff penalties. heh
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
(doobs, esq, appointed as public defender)
beady-eyed halford
  07/23/25
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titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
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Master Purchase Agreement
  07/24/25
tbf, one person said it's prole and gross
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
If these people aren't in fact proles I will agree to cook m...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  07/23/25
Tell me you're Jewish without telling me you're Jewish
i gave of counsel head
  07/23/25
they're absolutely proles, but airplane intimacy isnt necess...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  07/23/25
It’s hard alright…
grizzly dead liquid oxygen sandwich
  07/23/25
...
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
"But what about the children!" Said the land beast...
razzle electric furnace brunch
  07/23/25
...
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
He'll get 10 years and she'll get probation
Alcoholic vivacious kitchen travel guidebook
  07/23/25
Meanwhile, I havnt gotten a BJ (from my wife) in 10+ years.
aphrodisiac piazza stain
  07/23/25
I don’t understand this. Do guys who allegedly don&rsq...
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
Jfc
razzle electric furnace brunch
  07/23/25
I just got sprayed with gallons of khazar milker milk this a...
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
Sex life is otherwise great. And she WOULD enjoy it if she d...
aphrodisiac piazza stain
  07/23/25
You seem as retarded as her in your thinking.
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
I wholeheartedly reject Jewish depravity.
aphrodisiac piazza stain
  07/23/25
(guy who hasn't gotten head in 10 years)
claret adventurous pervert
  07/23/25
...
titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference
  07/23/25
I've gotten head from 73 women over the past 10 years.
aphrodisiac piazza stain
  07/23/25
Actually -- that's the number sexed. Of those, 61 blew me.
aphrodisiac piazza stain
  07/23/25
how many legit and how many whores
beady-eyed halford
  07/23/25
100% legit. 0% whores. All from tinder. Maybe a few from...
aphrodisiac piazza stain
  07/23/25
Welcome back Fleshlight
claret adventurous pervert
  07/23/25
Would be an additional ~20 BJs in there, but I stopped all c...
aphrodisiac piazza stain
  07/23/25
It was me I shamed you in dozens of subthreads over the year...
claret adventurous pervert
  07/23/25
Many thanks good sir.
birdshit monolith
  07/23/25
Specifically, all but 7 from Tinder. 5 from Bumble. ...
aphrodisiac piazza stain
  07/23/25
“40-50X more autistic” checks out. Did you have...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/23/25
Yeah. There's a column for "BJ" -- filled with eit...
birdshit monolith
  07/23/25
Does a “?” derive from you being too wasted to r...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/23/25
? is mostly used for sexes that occurred well before the spr...
birdshit monolith
  07/23/25
well this thread has taken an interesting turn
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  07/23/25
Columns are: -Date -Girl -Notes -Source (eg. Organic, ...
birdshit monolith
  07/23/25
If you were truly an uberautist you would do a whole series ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/23/25
Our phone numbers, but nothing that interesting came out. ...
birdshit monolith
  07/24/25
post moniker synergy
beady-eyed halford
  07/23/25
she never did it at all?
Kenneth Play
  07/23/25
what do these people think this is? the obama/millennial era...
Passionate Impertinent Newt Preventive Strike
  07/23/25


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Date: July 23rd, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference

An affidavit states that after being notified, the flight attendant observed Reilly 'making up and down movements with her head while she was facedown on Mr. Arnold's lap'.

The mother also provided a witness statement, noting that Reilly appeared to notice her children watching but that the couple 'didn't stop'.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14932967/Couple-arrested-sex-JetBlue-flight-florida.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125446)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference

Sir Loinofbeef, Cucamonga, United States, 1 hour ago

This depravity brought to you by tel Aviv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125459)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: charismatic new version site

She looks like a real semen demon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125474)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Coiffed multi-colored antidepressant drug center

Was hoping it'd be two dudes, tbch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125489)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed halford

15 years in prison for an airplane bj? insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125496)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Crystalline milk

On a Greyhound bus they would get a round of applause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125503)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Pope Leo XXX

or everyone would join in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126721)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference

Prole Tell: Equating The Maximum Sentence With The Likely/Expected Sentence

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753842&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125508)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic brethren twinkling uncleanness

That it is even possible is absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125640)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125642)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference

Do you even law? Criminal statutes have huge sentencing ranges to account for various circumstances. Some gay pedo who has 20 prior convictions for jacking off in front of playgrounds is going to be charged under the same statute for doing it the 21st time and fully deserves 15 years and castration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125672)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed halford

prosecutor should use proper discretion not to charge these people under the gay pedo playground law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125674)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference

Agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125684)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Why don't the laws focus on gay pedo bjs then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126412)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:21 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


if you write laws too narrowly, you exclude a wide range of disgusting shit that you cant exactly describe in a statute.

for example, if you make a law criminalizing gay pedos jerking off in front of a school, you're exluding gay pedos sticking thngs in their asses in front of a park

better to write laws broader and rely on prox discretion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126716)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: charismatic new version site

"The couple appear in Facebook photos together as far back as 2016."

It's pretty inspiring and amazing that they're still so DTF after nine years.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125498)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125521)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125524)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: claret adventurous pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125561)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: irate obsidian ceo plaza

That woman has wild BPD sex fiend eyes even from behind giant sunglasses and in her defeated mugshot. They’re the only ones who spiral like this about increasingly risky public sex acts. Guess it took them ~9 years to arrive at “on a daytime flight, not even bothering to go to the bathroom overnight on a long-haul.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125724)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed halford

just put a blanket over the chick's head should be no big deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125729)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: irate obsidian ceo plaza

That was last year. Dopamine receptors blown out and three glasses of red deep on this year’s vaca flight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125752)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference

Tbf, these proles aren’t taking international long-hauls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125769)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: irate obsidian ceo plaza

Agree. They’re strategically booking cheap red eyes back from Denver or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125784)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


GJR canceling all her Jet Blue flights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126348)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126442)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: David Poaster Wallace

Love wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126945)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126948)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49127798)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: cracking silver den becky

that's prole and gross but it shouldn't be jail time imo. make them drive home, give them a big fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125522)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: cracking silver den becky

oh i forgot - i rate her as pointy jawed and high T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125523)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125528)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference

highly doubt they will end up with any jail time, but some sex offender registration would be far more damaging to their lives. i hope they could cop a plea to something w/o a sex offender reg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125529)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: cracking silver den becky

agreed, i think sex offender reg would be insane also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125558)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Hot Nursing Home

did he cum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125542)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference

xo's outrage shows that this xo is full of nowag virgins. has nobody on xo engaged in potentially risky sexual acts?

there are a lot of unknown facts, such as how crowded the flight was, time of day, whether the lights were on or off, whether the girl was sucking his cock under a blanket or full out in front of everyone, etc.

without knowing more, it's hard to judge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125565)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Ruddy comical volcanic crater

I just scanned up and down this thread for "outrage". Came up empty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125578)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed halford

the "outrage" is over hanging potential stiff penalties/felony conviction over these guys heads. the humiliation of being in dailymail is punishment enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125636)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference

The DM accolades are a positive for a prole like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125665)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference

stiff penalties. heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125692)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed halford

(doobs, esq, appointed as public defender)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125693)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125696)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:42 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126729)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference

tbf, one person said it's prole and gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125691)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

If these people aren't in fact proles I will agree to cook my fitted NY Mets cap in the oven for 30 minutes and then eat it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126136)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: i gave of counsel head (turbofag)

Tell me you're Jewish without telling me you're Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126244)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


they're absolutely proles, but airplane intimacy isnt necessarily prole or gross. as i said, it's circumstantial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126257)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: grizzly dead liquid oxygen sandwich

It’s hard alright…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125687)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125688)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: razzle electric furnace brunch

"But what about the children!" Said the land beast mom as her fat kids drool away staring at screens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125719)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125730)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic vivacious kitchen travel guidebook

He'll get 10 years and she'll get probation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125742)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac piazza stain

Meanwhile, I havnt gotten a BJ (from my wife) in 10+ years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125754)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference

I don’t understand this. Do guys who allegedly don’t get BJs from their wives not have sex at all with their wives? As long as my wife grinds her clit against mine, we can either cum together or she will have me cum wherever and however I want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125763)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: razzle electric furnace brunch

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125768)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference

I just got sprayed with gallons of khazar milker milk this afternoon during a work sex break during the baby’s nap. It was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125775)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac piazza stain

Sex life is otherwise great. And she WOULD enjoy it if she did it. But she's been indoctrinated by feminism to believe that it's demeaning (which, to be fair, is true).

I'm cool with it because BJs are for trashy sluts and I prefer to respect my wife. That said, if offered, I wouldnt turn down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125772)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference

You seem as retarded as her in your thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125778)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac piazza stain

I wholeheartedly reject Jewish depravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125783)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: claret adventurous pervert

(guy who hasn't gotten head in 10 years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125786)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: titillating mahogany rehab athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125789)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac piazza stain

I've gotten head from 73 women over the past 10 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125822)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac piazza stain

Actually -- that's the number sexed. Of those, 61 blew me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125825)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed halford

how many legit and how many whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125836)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac piazza stain

100% legit. 0% whores.

All from tinder. Maybe a few from Bumble. I made threads about at least half of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125844)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: claret adventurous pervert

Welcome back Fleshlight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125848)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac piazza stain

Would be an additional ~20 BJs in there, but I stopped all cheatmoing activity a few years ago at the generous urging of some very honorable poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125856)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: claret adventurous pervert

It was me I shamed you in dozens of subthreads over the years. You're welcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125859)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: birdshit monolith

Many thanks good sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125876)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac piazza stain

Specifically, all but 7 from Tinder.

5 from Bumble.

2 from an app called Pure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125850)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

“40-50X more autistic” checks out. Did you have a filter already built into your cheatmo spreadsheet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125887)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: birdshit monolith

Yeah. There's a column for "BJ" -- filled with either "Yes", "No" or "?".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125893)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Does a “?” derive from you being too wasted to remember? Or more like it was so hasty and low quality as not to count? Like a handjob that just didn’t quite make it?

Further, describe your other columns please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125934)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: birdshit monolith

? is mostly used for sexes that occurred well before the spreadsheet was created. For example, when I first started the spreadsheet ~10 years ago or whatever, I couldnt remember if some random Asian girl i fucked in college also gave me a BJ.

There are a few ?'s further down in the spreadsheet where I didnt add the entry until maybe a few months after the fact and couldnt remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


well this thread has taken an interesting turn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125957)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: birdshit monolith

Columns are:

-Date

-Girl

-Notes

-Source (eg. Organic, Tinder)

-Race

-Nationality

-Jewish (Y/N)

-Age

-Condom (Y/N/?/Mixed)

-BJ

-Anal

-First Date (Y/N)

-Link (links to xo threads, where I generally have a detailed narrative description as a quasi-journal record)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125960)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

If you were truly an uberautist you would do a whole series of threads on interesting regressions on your data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125982)



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Date: July 24th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: birdshit monolith

Our phone numbers, but nothing that interesting came out.

The fact that I was meeting them all as one night stands on tinder overpowered any other interesting correlations there might be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49128542)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed halford

post moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125788)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

she never did it at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49126056)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Passionate Impertinent Newt Preventive Strike

what do these people think this is? the obama/millennial era?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753829&forum_id=2Elisa#49125805)