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Had a kid with a woman that rode the short bus

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Beta contagious spot
  07/12/26
Is your kid retarded too?
Soul-stirring twisted brunch sandwich
  07/12/26
He is not retarded at all, but I can see he has slow reactio...
Beta contagious spot
  07/12/26
Brother, he sounds retarded
Soul-stirring twisted brunch sandwich
  07/12/26
Her iq is an 80. Mine is a 120. I would guess he's at 100.
Beta contagious spot
  07/12/26
How did this happen?
tan hilarious skinny woman parlour
  07/12/26
Hit on her as she was stocking shelves at a grocery store- a...
Beta contagious spot
  07/12/26
Is she at all attractive?
tan hilarious skinny woman parlour
  07/12/26
In her prime she was moderately attractive.
Beta contagious spot
  07/12/26
tp
Hairraiser shrine
  07/13/26
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Crystalline Bawdyhouse
  07/13/26
in addition to being slow she is also high-conflict :|
transparent anal church juggernaut
  07/12/26
The slow part would be just a footnote if not for the misery...
Beta contagious spot
  07/12/26
Uh, this has been years already? No xo content
At-the-ready antidepressant drug
  07/12/26
There has been occasional content. You need to poast and rea...
Beta contagious spot
  07/12/26
I've read a ton of your content and I'm unfamiliar with &quo...
At-the-ready antidepressant drug
  07/12/26
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orchid glittery site
  07/12/26
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Useless free-loading fanboi
  07/13/26
I lead a rich life.
Beta contagious spot
  07/13/26
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hyperactive fortuitous meteor new version
  07/13/26
that sounds really hard, my brother
transparent anal church juggernaut
  07/12/26
Thanks for the sympathy. I went through 2 restraining orders...
Beta contagious spot
  07/12/26
how old is he? sounds like you're doing a great job prep...
cracking theater stage turdskin
  07/12/26
I appreciate the encouragement. The other thing he has going...
Beta contagious spot
  07/12/26
180. don't put too much emphasis on that either though becau...
cracking theater stage turdskin
  07/12/26
This sounds like hell on earf
erotic razzmatazz laser beams famous landscape painting
  07/13/26
The mother of my child makes it hard for me to teach him mat...
Beta contagious spot
  07/13/26
Wow
talented property
  07/12/26
You drew some really rough hands
Translucent bbw
  07/12/26
It all started with early-childhood abandonment by my parent...
Beta contagious spot
  07/12/26
Is this the food truck jew that everyone loves?
erotic razzmatazz laser beams famous landscape painting
  07/13/26
That classic xo trope
Soul-stirring twisted brunch sandwich
  07/12/26
diaper, sup brady, 45 year olds can't get pregnant
cerebral navy yarmulke windowlicker
  07/12/26
(120 IQmo)
scarlet very tactful piazza
  07/12/26
pretty much whatever we want tp
Crystalline Bawdyhouse
  07/13/26
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federal ladyboy hospital
  07/12/26
holy shit. so you took advantage of a retard because you nai...
cracking theater stage turdskin
  07/12/26
cr, i'm not even sure she is legally capable of consent
orchid glittery site
  07/12/26
yeah I'd love OP to explain how he knew she was capable of c...
cracking theater stage turdskin
  07/12/26
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Beta contagious spot
  07/12/26
well did it cross your mind that she might be MR when you me...
cracking theater stage turdskin
  07/12/26
This is one example of many. Of course on its own, it means ...
Beta contagious spot
  07/12/26
On the bright side — the child will probably be the sm...
fiercely-loyal naked lettuce
  07/12/26
Her family/community is pretty damn sparse.
Beta contagious spot
  07/12/26
are you both Dahlit? If so, congratz.
Jet-lagged Electric Furnace
  07/12/26
wait until they find out she married money ;)
diverse costumed institution
  07/12/26
DONT EMBARSE ME MAMA
Hairraiser shrine
  07/13/26
hows your financial situation these days? you have multiple...
Passionate Olive Associate Affirmative Action
  07/12/26
You're getting it
Beta contagious spot
  07/12/26
This thread is refreshing after op constantly blamed his poo...
wonderful cyan market wagecucks
  07/12/26
Construction journeyman tucking in dimwit son to sleep in th...
cerebral navy yarmulke windowlicker
  07/12/26
GG didn’t have to knock up the retard, but the capital...
Passionate Olive Associate Affirmative Action
  07/12/26
But XO including probably GG are adamant that Europe is shit...
cerebral navy yarmulke windowlicker
  07/12/26
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Hairraiser shrine
  07/13/26
hey man, nice shot
pontificating feces
  07/12/26
Lol thanks.
Beta contagious spot
  07/12/26
You only live once man. You're doing great.
Rose Boyish Therapy Circlehead
  07/12/26
Yeah, I really question that. I made a lot of bad, bad cho...
Beta contagious spot
  07/12/26
imo what he's saying is slide and let do
transparent anal church juggernaut
  07/12/26
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hyperactive fortuitous meteor new version
  07/13/26
(xo 2026
Hairraiser shrine
  07/13/26
The Mongoloid's Pussy? Appealing!
Hairraiser shrine
  07/13/26
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swashbuckling stage coffee pot
  07/13/26
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Crystalline Bawdyhouse
  07/13/26
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Passionate Olive Associate Affirmative Action
  07/13/26
tp
Useless free-loading fanboi
  07/13/26
tp.
Crystalline Bawdyhouse
  07/13/26
Fucking kills me
Gay Grandpa
  07/22/26


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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: Beta contagious spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994009)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:53 AM
Author: Soul-stirring twisted brunch sandwich

Is your kid retarded too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994019)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Beta contagious spot

He is not retarded at all, but I can see he has slow reaction time. Other than that his math skills are slightly above where they should be (because I work with him every day on that) but his reading is poor (because his mother "works with him" on that, or rather doesn't).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994209)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring twisted brunch sandwich

Brother, he sounds retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994597)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Beta contagious spot

Her iq is an 80. Mine is a 120.

I would guess he's at 100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994627)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:54 AM
Author: tan hilarious skinny woman parlour

How did this happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994021)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Beta contagious spot

Hit on her as she was stocking shelves at a grocery store- a job she barely could hold, I later found out, because in addition to being slow she is also high-conflict.

I got her pregnant by accident (she was like 45 years old, I put too much stock in the xoxohth.com trope that older women couldn't get pregnant) and here we are.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994204)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: tan hilarious skinny woman parlour

Is she at all attractive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994234)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Beta contagious spot

In her prime she was moderately attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994304)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 6:16 AM
Author: Hairraiser shrine

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49995921)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Crystalline Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49996504)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: transparent anal church juggernaut

in addition to being slow she is also high-conflict

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994313)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Beta contagious spot

The slow part would be just a footnote if not for the misery-inducing constant conflict. EVERYTHING is a conflict, including having to argue to get more time with my son literally to teach him math. You would think a person who is totally innumerate would be grateful her son has a shot at proficiency in high school level math in the future, but all of that takes backseat to the joy of fighting with me about how hard I make her life through my daily visits with him. Mind you, I almost always do both the pick-up and drop-off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994655)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: At-the-ready antidepressant drug

Uh, this has been years already? No xo content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994812)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Beta contagious spot

There has been occasional content. You need to poast and read more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994818)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready antidepressant drug

I've read a ton of your content and I'm unfamiliar with "i fucked a retard from McDonald's and she's raising my son" storyline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994886)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: orchid glittery site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994962)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: Useless free-loading fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49996297)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Beta contagious spot

I lead a rich life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49996415)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: hyperactive fortuitous meteor new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49996417)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: transparent anal church juggernaut

that sounds really hard, my brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994959)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Beta contagious spot

Thanks for the sympathy. I went through 2 restraining orders with her (cost me 25k to dismiss them) and SHE broke MY nose (currently in criminal court proceedings but im not pushing it and the case will be dismissed with her good behavior + mental health diversion stuff).

I just want a positive outcome for my son, and im hoping that intensive training in math and music, plus developing a solid work ethic, will open enough doors for him and allow him a good life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994989)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: cracking theater stage turdskin

how old is he?

sounds like you're doing a great job preparing him. but kids can be pretty perceptive and he probably realizes you think he's stupid. make sure you compliment him on things he's genuinely strong at (if any) and don't act like RAW INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER is the end all, be all... because it really isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49995000)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Beta contagious spot

I appreciate the encouragement. The other thing he has going for him is that he's handsome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49995080)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: cracking theater stage turdskin

180. don't put too much emphasis on that either though because looks fade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49995081)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: erotic razzmatazz laser beams famous landscape painting

This sounds like hell on earf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49996422)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Beta contagious spot

The mother of my child makes it hard for me to teach him math.

That does sound like hell, doesn't it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49996441)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: talented property

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994314)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Translucent bbw

You drew some really rough hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994315)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: Beta contagious spot

It all started with early-childhood abandonment by my parents that set me up for an adolescence of mental health shit, and the rest pretty much went the way you'd expect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994715)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: erotic razzmatazz laser beams famous landscape painting

Is this the food truck jew that everyone loves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49996429)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring twisted brunch sandwich

That classic xo trope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994599)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: cerebral navy yarmulke windowlicker

diaper, sup brady, 45 year olds can't get pregnant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994616)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: scarlet very tactful piazza

(120 IQmo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994652)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Crystalline Bawdyhouse

pretty much whatever we want tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49996503)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: federal ladyboy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994614)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: cracking theater stage turdskin

holy shit. so you took advantage of a retard because you naively assumed she was barren and ended up with a half-retard kid? you deserved that bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994917)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: orchid glittery site

cr, i'm not even sure she is legally capable of consent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994963)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: cracking theater stage turdskin

yeah I'd love OP to explain how he knew she was capable of consent when he first fucked her. the story sounds like he just wanted to cum in something and found an attractive-ish mentally disabled person and saw an easy target...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994972)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Beta contagious spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994984)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: cracking theater stage turdskin

well did it cross your mind that she might be MR when you met her?

sixteen slice pizza is funny but seems like a mistake anyone could make. I mean it depends whether she was unfamiliar with " meaning inches or whether she just didn't notice that symbol on the display.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994987)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Beta contagious spot

This is one example of many. Of course on its own, it means little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49995078)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal naked lettuce

On the bright side — the child will probably be the smartest person in your baby mama’s family/community. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994226)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Beta contagious spot

Her family/community is pretty damn sparse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994306)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Electric Furnace

are you both Dahlit? If so, congratz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994611)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: diverse costumed institution

wait until they find out she married money ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49995020)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 6:17 AM
Author: Hairraiser shrine

DONT EMBARSE ME MAMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49995923)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Passionate Olive Associate Affirmative Action

hows your financial situation these days? you have multiple kids with multiple other women & live to pay child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994312)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: Beta contagious spot

You're getting it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994593)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: wonderful cyan market wagecucks

This thread is refreshing after op constantly blamed his poor life outcome on Jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994617)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: cerebral navy yarmulke windowlicker

Construction journeyman tucking in dimwit son to sleep in the back of a pickup truck with Oregon plates: "the Jews did this"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994624)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Passionate Olive Associate Affirmative Action

GG didn’t have to knock up the retard, but the capital/labor split has tilted ridiculously in favor of (((capital )))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994626)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: cerebral navy yarmulke windowlicker

But XO including probably GG are adamant that Europe is shit despite "capital" being much weaker there and Jews being like 0.2% of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994632)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 6:18 AM
Author: Hairraiser shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49995924)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: pontificating feces

hey man, nice shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994618)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Beta contagious spot

Lol thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994648)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Rose Boyish Therapy Circlehead

You only live once man. You're doing great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994726)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Beta contagious spot

Yeah, I really question that.

I made a lot of bad, bad choices but tbf I wasn't dealt the best hand to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994808)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: transparent anal church juggernaut

imo what he's saying is slide and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994961)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: hyperactive fortuitous meteor new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49996188)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 6:16 AM
Author: Hairraiser shrine

(xo 2026

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49995919)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 6:18 AM
Author: Hairraiser shrine

The Mongoloid's Pussy? Appealing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49995925)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: swashbuckling stage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49996190)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Crystalline Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49996505)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Passionate Olive Associate Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49996644)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Useless free-loading fanboi

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49996645)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Crystalline Bawdyhouse

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49996416)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Fucking kills me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#50016438)