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I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE FUCKING GLUE.
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  05/08/13
Don't impose your fucking normative schema on me bro
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MODS!
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*clicks the circle and makes it red*
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still shaking with rage at this bootstraps boomer
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i wonder why no harm was done by the fax not being sent
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what's LESSON NUMBER TWO?
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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:03 AM
Author: twinkling institution faggot firefighter

Now more than ever there are many good flames and shticks competing for are business. Doing really good flame is not enough. Pumos and lurkers expect that and well they should given the other threads they could go to. You must all realize that we are in a service business. In this day and age of xoxo iphone apps and twitter feeds pumos and lurkers expect you to megapoast 24/7. Of course, that is something of an exaggeration–but not much.

LESSON NUMBER ONE: You should check your threads early and often. That not only means when you are in the basement, it also means after you leave the basement as well. Unless you have very good reason not to (for example when you are asleep, fucking a 9, or jacking off to pornotubes), you should be checking your threads every minute. One of the last things you should do before you retire for the night is to check your threads. That is why we give you 180s. I can assure you that all of are pumos and lurkers expect you to be checking your threads often. I am not asking you to do something we do not do ourselves. I can assure you that tbf, :D, lisa rowe, etc. all check their threads often.

Yesterday I was working with a relatively new poaster on a flame which both he and I knew was a rush. It was for a relatively new female poaster whom we were trying to impress. The poaster did a nice job under pressure. Before I left the board at about 3:00 AM I sent a gchat to this poaster asking him to perform a task–say "u mad??" to a bunch of poasters criticizing my OP. I assumed the task was done. Turns out the poaster did not check his gchats until the morning. I assumed the task had been completed. It had not been. In this case it was no harm no foul, the thread got bumped and no one seemed to notice, but I think we can all imagine scenarios when this could be a disaster.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1766742&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=e02ad561ba7a8c87e1d8e9a0d90b8307



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23156395)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:04 AM
Author: balding sepia electric furnace area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23156398)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:10 AM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre

fucking shitboomer.

how about "please let me know once you've received this message"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23156403)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: twinkling institution faggot firefighter

READ RECEIPT REQUESTED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23161481)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre

he looks like a massive tool in his pic. too good to wear a suit is he. just chillin and grinnin and leanin ginst a fence. fucking doucheboomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23161508)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:12 AM
Author: mind-boggling tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23156406)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23156418)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:45 AM
Author: electric dead shrine selfie

You're a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23156443)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:57 AM
Author: twinkling institution faggot firefighter

I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE FUCKING GLUE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23156466)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:04 AM
Author: electric dead shrine selfie

Don't impose your fucking normative schema on me bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23156481)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:18 AM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre

Education

Fordham Law School

(J.D., cum laude, 1977)

Fordham Law Review

Fordham College

(B.A., 1969)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23156499)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: twinkling institution faggot firefighter

MODS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23156550)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 11:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23162077)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: bronze lascivious field toaster

*clicks the circle and makes it red*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23162099)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 8:44 AM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre

still shaking with rage at this bootstraps boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23163732)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:13 AM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre

From: A William Urquhart.

To: Attorneys.

Time: 9:21 a.m.

Re: CHECK YOU EMAILS OFTEN [sic]

Now more than ever there are many talented lawyers and law firms competing for our business. Doing really good legal work is not enough. Clients expect that and well they should given what we charge for our services You must all realize that we are in a service business. In this day and age of faxes, emails, internet, etc. clients expect you to be accessible 24\7. Of course, that is something of an exaggeration — but not much.

LESSON NUMBER ONE: You should check your emails early and often. That not only means when you are in the office, it also means after you leave the office as well. Unless you have very good reason not to (for example when you are asleep, in court or in a tunnel), you should be checking your emails every hour. One of the last things you should do before you retire for the night is to check your email. That is why we give you blackberries. I can assure you that all of our clients expect you to be checking your emails often. I am not asking you to do something we do not do ourselves. I can assure you that John Quinn, Peter Calamari, Mike Carlinsky, Faith Gay, Fred Lorig, etc. all check their emails often.

Yesterday I was working with a relatively new associate on a project which both he and I knew was a rush. It was for a relatively new client whom we were trying to impress. The associate did a nice job under pressure. Before I left the office at about 7:30 I sent an email to this associate asking him to perform a task — fax a draft letter for review and comment. I assumed the task was done. Turns out the associate left the office and did not check his emails until this morning. I assumed the task had been completed. It had not been. In this case it was no harm no foul, but I think we can all imagine scenarios when this could be a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23163824)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:16 AM
Author: at-the-ready naked home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23163829)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:23 AM
Author: salmon pit ceo

lol at "That is why we give you 180s"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23163851)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23164880)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 8:36 AM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23170633)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: amber black woman quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23170995)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 9:40 PM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23174567)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: exhilarant opaque locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23174577)



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Date: May 11th, 2013 2:41 PM
Author: Plum genital piercing rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23177257)



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Date: May 11th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23177279)



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Date: May 12th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre

i wonder why no harm was done by the fax not being sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23186099)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre

scenario in 3rd parag=180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23308139)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: spruce talented state

wtf 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23308143)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23308158)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:49 PM
Author: maize university organic girlfriend

nice re-troping there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23308176)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:03 AM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23461448)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: spectacular location athletic conference

(XO alchemist masterman turning shit into GOLD)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23462043)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Galvanic claret menage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23462159)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 9:32 PM
Author: twinkling institution faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23675437)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: brindle domesticated internal respiration water buffalo

Bill Urquhart ANGRY as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23675444)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: transparent codepig national

Watching drunk Bill Urqhart hit on nubile 20 somethings at those QE recruitment receptions=a great joy of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23678024)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: splenetic self-absorbed goyim corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23678234)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: Citrine Idiot Skinny Woman

I will never understand why anyone with several options would ever work at that factory of misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23678124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:14 AM
Author: yellow boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23857880)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre

what's LESSON NUMBER TWO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23857914)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: yellow boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23857933)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:28 AM
Author: yellow boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#24579309)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#23858130)



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Date: September 28th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#24128677)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: salmon pit ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#24409143)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: twinkling institution faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#24454546)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 6:23 AM
Author: twinkling institution faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#24579244)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:31 AM
Author: useless concupiscible stag film

i think about this post 2x a daay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#24579319)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:36 AM
Author: lake swashbuckling orchestra pit faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#24579328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: exhilarant opaque locus

WHOLLY SHIT 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#24697790)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 1:57 AM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre

its wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#25776517)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Razzle Fighting Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#25776546)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 2:30 AM
Author: mind-boggling tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#25776611)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#26953562)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre
Subject: 180

I sent a gchat to this poaster asking him to perform a task–say "u mad??" to a bunch of poasters criticizing my OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#27311331)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: bull headed casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#27747041)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#27747065)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: twinkling institution faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#28233070)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#28233076)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#30821398)



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Date: July 6th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#33718155)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#36812874)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:08 AM
Author: yellow boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#36812877)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:32 AM
Author: Curious medicated library gaming laptop

Chrck your ‘R’s daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#36812900)



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Date: January 6th, 2022 4:45 AM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#43738143)



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Date: October 29th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#45408468)



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Date: September 4th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Umber metal toilet seat theatre



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Date: September 4th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: twinkling institution faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#48049822)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: yellow boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2Elisa#49430305)