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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: disturbing soul-stirring liquid oxygen sanctuary Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: mustard toilet seat jew u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: House-broken yapping spot they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: mustard toilet seat jew sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Arousing tattoo 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: idiotic parlor digit ratio FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: sadistic jet-lagged idiot Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: green self-centered locus kitty Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: costumed kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Arousing tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: lemon den "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: disturbing soul-stirring liquid oxygen sanctuary I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: marvelous temple athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: lemon den How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: disturbing soul-stirring liquid oxygen sanctuary Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: lemon den How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: disturbing soul-stirring liquid oxygen sanctuary Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: lemon den Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: concupiscible brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: ivory godawful immigrant gas station You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: lemon den Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: idiotic parlor digit ratio jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Arousing tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: pearl mexican At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: costumed kitchen "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: mustard toilet seat jew this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: House-broken yapping spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: lemon den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: disturbing soul-stirring liquid oxygen sanctuary Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: mustard toilet seat jew it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: disturbing soul-stirring liquid oxygen sanctuary Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: talented overrated rehab wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: disturbing soul-stirring liquid oxygen sanctuary I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Slippery lettuce locale you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: concupiscible brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Mind-boggling knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Rambunctious Juggernaut Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Vivacious Pozpig Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Amethyst spectacular goal in life brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Orchid Lodge People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Rambunctious Juggernaut Bawdyhouse No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: sadistic jet-lagged idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: out-of-control church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: marvelous temple athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: insecure dark son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: lemon den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Canary lascivious dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy contagious windowlicker toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: out-of-control church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Arousing tattoo we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Arousing tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: concupiscible brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: Razzmatazz Free-loading Library Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: startled wonderful yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: comical piazza wagecucks stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: concupiscible brethren Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: hot place of business She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: iridescent headpube It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: excitant medicated office "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: wild crackhouse How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: fragrant keepsake machete public bath Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: laughsome zippy foreskin hall Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: ivory godawful immigrant gas station Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: ultramarine old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: idiotic parlor digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: lemon den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: Arousing tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: Arousing tattoo humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: disturbing soul-stirring liquid oxygen sanctuary ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Elisa#49104451) |