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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
flatulent carnelian den
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
hateful area
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
crimson electric sanctuary
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Galvanic Home
  08/30/25
...
At-the-ready dingle berry personal credit line
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Alcoholic yapping brunch
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
razzmatazz fear-inspiring trailer park faggot firefighter
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
flatulent carnelian den
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
razzmatazz fear-inspiring trailer park faggot firefighter
  08/31/25
...
laughsome buff space
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  08/31/25
delusional take
laughsome buff space
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
tan insanely creepy university brethren
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Cerise histrionic national
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
flatulent carnelian den
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
flatulent carnelian den
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Cerise histrionic national
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Cerise histrionic national
  09/05/25
...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Soggy autistic office athletic conference
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Cerise histrionic national
  09/05/25
...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Cerise histrionic national
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
flatulent carnelian den
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
provocative bipolar potus
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
provocative bipolar potus
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  09/05/25
Kenny
Cerise histrionic national
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
flatulent carnelian den
  09/06/25
...
Ultramarine crotch stage
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  09/06/25
...
Ultramarine crotch stage
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
flatulent carnelian den
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
crystalline passionate national security agency
  09/07/25
Explain
flatulent carnelian den
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Jet-lagged Headpube French Chef
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
flatulent carnelian den
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
flatulent carnelian den
  09/07/25
...
tan insanely creepy university brethren
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Cerise histrionic national
  01/18/26
...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
bateful claret theater sound barrier
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
crusty thriller chad school cafeteria
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Kevin "Canadian" Bacon
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Kevin "Canadian" Bacon
  02/01/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: flatulent carnelian den

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: hateful area

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: crimson electric sanctuary

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Galvanic Home

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready dingle berry personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Alcoholic yapping brunch

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz fear-inspiring trailer park faggot firefighter

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: flatulent carnelian den

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: razzmatazz fear-inspiring trailer park faggot firefighter

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: laughsome buff space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: laughsome buff space

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: tan insanely creepy university brethren

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cerise histrionic national

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: flatulent carnelian den

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: flatulent carnelian den

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Cerise histrionic national

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Cerise histrionic national

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Soggy autistic office athletic conference

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Cerise histrionic national

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Cerise histrionic national

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: flatulent carnelian den

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: provocative bipolar potus

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: provocative bipolar potus

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Cerise histrionic national

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: flatulent carnelian den

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine crotch stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine crotch stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: flatulent carnelian den

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: crystalline passionate national security agency

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: flatulent carnelian den

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Headpube French Chef

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: flatulent carnelian den

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: flatulent carnelian den

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: tan insanely creepy university brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Cerise histrionic national

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: bateful claret theater sound barrier

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: crusty thriller chad school cafeteria

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Kevin "Canadian" Bacon

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Kevin "Canadian" Bacon

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49637675)