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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:42 AM Author: Gay Grandpa Legitimately sl-o-o-o-o-w woman. Counts on fingers, moves slowly, has a small head. Dont do this. |
Date: July 12th, 2026 7:53 AM Author: valar vettiri morghulis Is your kid retarded too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994019) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: Gay Grandpa He is not retarded at all, but I can see he has slow reaction time. Other than that his math skills are slightly above where they should be (because I work with him every day on that) but his reading is poor (because his mother "works with him" on that, or rather doesn't). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994209) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:33 PM Author: valar vettiri morghulis Brother, he sounds retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994597) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Gay Grandpa Her iq is an 80. Mine is a 120. I would guess he's at 100. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:54 AM Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow! How did this happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994021) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: Gay Grandpa Hit on her as she was stocking shelves at a grocery store- a job she barely could hold, I later found out, because in addition to being slow she is also high-conflict. I got her pregnant by accident (she was like 45 years old, I put too much stock in the xoxohth.com trope that older women couldn't get pregnant) and here we are.
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:14 AM Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow! Is she at all attractive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994234) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:46 AM Author: Gay Grandpa In her prime she was moderately attractive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994304) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) in addition to being slow she is also high-conflict
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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: Gay Grandpa The slow part would be just a footnote if not for the misery-inducing constant conflict. EVERYTHING is a conflict, including having to argue to get more time with my son literally to teach him math. You would think a person who is totally innumerate would be grateful her son has a shot at proficiency in high school level math in the future, but all of that takes backseat to the joy of fighting with me about how hard I make her life through my daily visits with him. Mind you, I almost always do both the pick-up and drop-off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994655) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:24 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope Uh, this has been years already? No xo content (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994812) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: Gay Grandpa There has been occasional content. You need to poast and read more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994818) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:08 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope I've read a ton of your content and I'm unfamiliar with "i fucked a retard from McDonald's and she's raising my son" storyline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994886) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:12 PM Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,...., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994962) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:10 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) that sounds really hard, my brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994959) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:33 PM Author: Gay Grandpa Thanks for the sympathy. I went through 2 restraining orders with her (cost me 25k to dismiss them) and SHE broke MY nose (currently in criminal court proceedings but im not pushing it and the case will be dismissed with her good behavior + mental health diversion stuff). I just want a positive outcome for my son, and im hoping that intensive training in math and music, plus developing a solid work ethic, will open enough doors for him and allow him a good life. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:39 PM Author: Panic! At The Sisko how old is he?
sounds like you're doing a great job preparing him. but kids can be pretty perceptive and he probably realizes you think he's stupid. make sure you compliment him on things he's genuinely strong at (if any) and don't act like RAW INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER is the end all, be all... because it really isn't. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994314) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:51 AM Author: lex You drew some really rough hands (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994315) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:36 PM Author: Gay Grandpa It all started with early-childhood abandonment by my parents that set me up for an adolescence of mental health shit, and the rest pretty much went the way you'd expect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994715) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:33 PM Author: valar vettiri morghulis That classic xo trope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994599) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:44 PM Author: imagine if the races were reversed diaper, sup brady, 45 year olds can't get pregnant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994616) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:04 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball (120 IQmo） (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994652) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:42 PM Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994614) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:37 PM Author: Panic! At The Sisko holy shit. so you took advantage of a retard because you naively assumed she was barren and ended up with a half-retard kid? you deserved that bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994917) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:12 PM Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,...., cr, i'm not even sure she is legally capable of consent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994963) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:19 PM Author: Panic! At The Sisko yeah I'd love OP to explain how he knew she was capable of consent when he first fucked her. the story sounds like he just wanted to cum in something and found an attractive-ish mentally disabled person and saw an easy target... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994972) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:27 PM Author: Gay Grandpa I didnt explain things clearly. She does not qualify for state funding for a disability, she does not have a diagnosed Mental Retardation diagnosis, and she at one point cleared 100k in marijuana sales. That said, she is clearly unintelligent. She once asked me if I bought the "sixteen slice pizza" at the store. "What? No such thing." "Yes there is, it says 16 on the display." I had to think a minute. Then I realized it said 16" and she did not understand that the quotation marks mean inches. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:31 PM Author: Panic! At The Sisko well did it cross your mind that she might be MR when you met her?
sixteen slice pizza is funny but seems like a mistake anyone could make. I mean it depends whether she was unfamiliar with " meaning inches or whether she just didn't notice that symbol on the display. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:08 AM Author: Big Bear Energy On the bright side — the child will probably be the smartest person in your baby mama’s family/community. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994226) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:46 AM Author: Gay Grandpa Her family/community is pretty damn sparse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994306) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:41 PM Author: Rickys' Cat are you both Dahlit? If so, congratz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994611) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:53 PM Author: t.rick o'treat panama wait until they find out she married money ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49995020) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Consuela hows your financial situation these days? you have multiple kids with multiple other women & live to pay child support? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994312) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: Gay Grandpa You're getting it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994593) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:44 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;...:,,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. This thread is refreshing after op constantly blamed his poor life outcome on Jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994617) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:48 PM Author: imagine if the races were reversed Construction journeyman tucking in dimwit son to sleep in the back of a pickup truck with Oregon plates: "the Jews did this" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994624) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Consuela GG didn’t have to knock up the retard, but the capital/labor split has tilted ridiculously in favor of (((capital ))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994626) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: imagine if the races were reversed But XO including probably GG are adamant that Europe is shit despite "capital" being much weaker there and Jews being like 0.2% of the population (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994632) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass hey man, nice shot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994618) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: Gay Grandpa Lol thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994648) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: steffan miller You only live once man. You're doing great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994726) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Gay Grandpa Yeah, I really question that. I made a lot of bad, bad choices but tbf I wasn't dealt the best hand to begin with. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:11 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) imo what he's saying is slide and let do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2Elisa#49994961) |