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I first learned that I struggled with anxiety in middle school

I was a straight A student. It was 8th grade. We were coming...
luke the drifter
  09/09/26
Coach Blowjob tp
Wilbur in the Godhead
  09/09/26
Yeah, he was actually a jerk. The head football coach was ch...
luke the drifter
  09/09/26
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luke the drifter
  09/09/26
this story makes you sound weird as shit
thinkin' about asians
  09/09/26
In what way? Like that chill travelmo RSF kind of way?
luke the drifter
  09/09/26
no, absolutely not. how could you have played offensive lin...
thinkin' about asians
  09/09/26
Well, usually I would head off the field with everyone else....
luke the drifter
  09/09/26


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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

I was a straight A student. It was 8th grade. We were coming down the home stretch, and the coach decided to off-handedly announce, "we're going to give a written final this year."

I pondered, nervously, what could we possibly be tested on.

He went on, "Don't worry though, it'll be simple questions like how many yards to a first down."

I panicked. A gasp caught in my throat. The world seemed to stop.

I had no clue.

What will this do to my GPA? What will my parents think? What will my friends think? (In truth, I had neither).

Despite having played football in both 7th and 8th grade, I had always been put on the O-Line and told to knock the guy in front of me over and maybe one of the linebackers behind him. I had no idea what we were trying to do in terms of moving the ball. That had never once been emphasized. Practices just entailed a lot of conditioning and then blocking. I even broke my arm in a blocking drill at the end of 7th grade. That Coach, who we all lovingly called Coach BlowJob, didn't believe that I couldn't move my arm.

Anyways, they ended up not having a test at all and everyone in athletics got an A just for showing up and being on the team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901838&forum_id=2Elisa#50124261)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari)

Coach Blowjob tp

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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Yeah, he was actually a jerk. The head football coach was chill but Coach BlowJob was a nazi who'd hand out 500 yards of air raids just for laughing or being 2 minutes late from dressing out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901838&forum_id=2Elisa#50124297)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901838&forum_id=2Elisa#50124384)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: thinkin' about asians (🤔)

this story makes you sound weird as shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901838&forum_id=2Elisa#50124411)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

In what way? Like that chill travelmo RSF kind of way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901838&forum_id=2Elisa#50124424)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: thinkin' about asians (🤔)

no, absolutely not. how could you have played offensive line and never wondered what determined whether you stayed on the field. totally deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901838&forum_id=2Elisa#50124625)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Well, usually I would head off the field with everyone else. If they were sending in the kicker I knew I was no longer needed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901838&forum_id=2Elisa#50124882)