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almost completely ruined my life by flushing a bar of soap down my toilet

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere...
Laughsome temple
  05/02/17
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contagious preventive strike
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why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit ...
charismatic patrolman
  05/02/17
adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i ...
Laughsome temple
  05/02/17
piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegr...
charismatic patrolman
  05/02/17
yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick
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  05/02/17
plumbers hate him
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too personal
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no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's i...
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how often you hear this story
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have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure
Laughsome temple
  05/02/17
would've been a peak experience no doubt
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cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned
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because of the ass pee?
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  05/02/17
we've all been there
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crazy time in a man's life
Laughsome temple
  05/02/17
chill on the addy
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lmao cr
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180 billion.
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Flush hot water
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i like ur narrative
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Thought this said soup.
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Laughsome temple

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere weird like a grocery store and the meat guy was like hey try this old spice soap it smells great so i got some. was taking a shower and i rubbed this soap all over my body and it smelled so bad i almost fell down in the shower and i was so pissed off at this soap i just grabbed the brand new bar and reached out of the shower and threw it in the toilet and flushed. i'm not really sure what i thought would happen but soap clogs the fuck out of a toilet. so with a fresh bar of old spice blocking the way i couldn't use any toilet paper and could just barely get the toilet to drain down pee but eventually i had to shit and had a brilliant idea: if pee will go down around the soap why not just pee my shit out of my ass. so i started drinking tons of epsom salt and peed every ounce of shit out of my body for several days and since i can't flush toilet paper i left the little bag from the grocery store on the ground to collect everything. so finally now that exams are underway something happened and the soap broke loose and all the soapy shit and piss residue went down and i was able dump the bag of faeces paper down too. huge relief during this stressful and scholarly time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33210194)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: contagious preventive strike



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: charismatic patrolman

why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit 60-80 logs easily in a standard 5gall bowel with light plunging to level off each waste cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33210206)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Laughsome temple

adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i have to constantly drink fluids to stay hydrated. it's so much pee it's a pain in the ass to just pee in the sink or something because it splashed all over me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33210240)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: charismatic patrolman

piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegradable and cops won't dna it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33210242)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Laughsome temple

yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33210258)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: charismatic patrolman

plumbers hate him

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Laughsome temple



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: floppy orchestra pit feces

lol

good shit

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Clear vibrant market



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: cruel-hearted box office cuckoldry



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Date: February 24th, 2018 6:27 AM
Author: Fragrant Locale Hissy Fit



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: Beta reading party new version

180, pls tweet this

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Laughsome temple

too personal

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: charismatic patrolman

no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's in the toilet it's garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33210271)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Laughsome temple



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: medicated site water buffalo



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: odious startling national security agency round eye

how often you hear this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33210278)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: Laughsome temple

have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33210545)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Very Tactful Ticket Booth

would've been a peak experience no doubt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33211456)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Laughsome temple

cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33216982)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: aquamarine people who are hurt lodge

GOod poast moniker synergy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Laughsome temple

because of the ass pee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33216894)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: orchid menage blood rage

we've all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33211770)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Laughsome temple

crazy time in a man's life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33217161)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Misanthropic bull headed nowag shrine

chill on the addy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33216902)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Laughsome temple

lmao cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33217434)



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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Cowardly scourge upon the earth kitchen



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Buff Arousing Pistol Resort

180 billion.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Purple insane theatre athletic conference



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: chrome naked school clown

180

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:05 PM
Author: dun big space rigor

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: transparent passionate meetinghouse digit ratio

why didn't you just crack-open the tank and shit/piss in there? the shit would likely liquify by the time exams ended/soap disintegrated...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33217861)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: gaped vivacious mexican

Flush hot water

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:19 AM
Author: medicated site water buffalo



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: obsidian useless brakes hospital

180

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: rambunctious antidepressant drug office

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33219826)



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: orchid menage blood rage

it's a masterpiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33339729)



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Date: September 13th, 2019 6:37 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bonkers school cafeteria



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Date: January 16th, 2020 9:27 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bonkers school cafeteria



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Date: January 16th, 2020 9:37 AM
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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: medicated site water buffalo



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: Cracking Area

Good stuff here.

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:38 PM
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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: Galvanic dilemma

i like ur narrative

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Date: August 3rd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Shimmering thirsty tank giraffe

Thought this said soup.

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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: Laughsome temple

jfc

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Author: Flickering dopamine

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