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My daughter is the only reason I get up in the morning.

I absolutely hate life and this world and have accomplished ...
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
You hate this world, think it's miserable, yet you went ahea...
talented rigpig
  10/30/25
There is no greater purpose in life than to raise your child...
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/31/25
Ok son, let's analyze your brilliance for a moment. You h...
talented rigpig
  10/31/25
pretty sure I would've killed self / gone off the grid a dec...
Green idiot
  10/30/25
Yes she is all that gives me the strength to go on. I hate m...
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
suburbs. but that train takes me into the tuna oven every mo...
Green idiot
  10/30/25
Gawd damn how do you know want to kill yourself. I'm out in ...
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
oh but I do want to kill myself
Green idiot
  10/30/25
TY
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
That’s funny. I was a normal well-adjusted well-liked ...
Razzle Resort
  10/31/25
What if your daughter asked you to find more reasons to live...
fear-inspiring elastic band
  10/30/25
My only reason to live is to guide her into being the best p...
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
This is a terrible, terrible example to set bro. Children wi...
Lake ladyboy lay
  10/30/25
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massive base boiling water
  10/30/25
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fear-inspiring elastic band
  10/30/25
What are you going to do when she finds a partner and moves ...
ebony dashing queen of the night
  10/30/25
Move to Australia?
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/31/25
whok didn't need to find a partner to move to Australia. May...
Pontificating appetizing travel guidebook
  11/01/25
What will you do after she is 10 and starts to hate you?
fear-inspiring elastic band
  10/30/25
ty in 10 years I'll be contributing to her OnlyFans.
disrespectful ticket booth fortuitous meteor
  10/30/25
She's 11 months old.
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
And?
disrespectful ticket booth fortuitous meteor
  10/30/25
Bro you have problems. I want my daughter to be the next Fla...
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
brother let me ask two things (1) what does your wife do and...
disrespectful ticket booth fortuitous meteor
  10/30/25
1. She quit work the instant she got pregnant and got on &qu...
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
Uh brother I am very sorry but she is going to be a ho on Ti...
disrespectful ticket booth fortuitous meteor
  10/30/25
Never bro. She is the most beautiful, sweetest girl in the w...
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
you don't go to church and your wife is high as a kite, you ...
disrespectful ticket booth fortuitous meteor
  10/30/25
Hes also fat
vivacious amethyst house old irish cottage
  10/30/25
My waist size is the same at 43 as it was at 18, CUNTYYYYYYY...
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
Yes. It was and is 53".
vivacious amethyst house old irish cottage
  10/30/25
35''
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
lol no
vivacious amethyst house old irish cottage
  10/30/25
Church is a weirdo cult. Yes my wife's addiction to tobacco ...
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
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rambunctious tattoo
  11/01/25
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disrespectful ticket booth fortuitous meteor
  11/02/25
You are the one who is going to have problems in this area m...
Outnumbered ultramarine dingle berry pocket flask
  10/30/25
lmao
greedy coldplay fan
  10/30/25
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rambunctious tattoo
  11/01/25
Funny coincidence, your daughter is the only reason I get up...
hideous cuckold
  10/30/25
She is 11 months old.
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
That's okay, I don't discriminate
hideous cuckold
  10/30/25
Sup DBG
Henna useless brakes
  10/30/25
My daughter is also the only reason I get up in the morning....
Flesh vibrant station
  10/30/25
(Sniggley Dangerfield)
Lake ladyboy lay
  10/30/25
same
massive base boiling water
  10/30/25
if I move to Noosa, will you drive up and have a drink with ...
fighting adventurous genital piercing
  10/30/25
Help is on the way https://x.com/persianjewess/status/198...
Peach bateful orchestra pit
  10/30/25
Loved my time in Sunrise Beach bro.
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
Glad that she’s 180 and has given you purpose but to b...
180 pale ratface
  10/30/25
That’s an absurd and unachievable goal
Outnumbered ultramarine dingle berry pocket flask
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...
massive base boiling water
  10/30/25
I destroyed my diaphragm and can no longer play saxophone so...
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
Yeah, they can enjoy swimming from an absurdly young age. J...
Henna useless brakes
  10/30/25
...
Henna useless brakes
  10/30/25
What are we? Chopped liver?
comical spruce juggernaut
  10/30/25
I owe my life to this place.
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/31/25
You don't owe your life to this place--you just don't have o...
talented rigpig
  11/06/25
Your moniker sounds like a great way to add some spice to li...
Cordovan big church building black woman
  10/30/25
She's eleven months bro. You got at least wait until 4-5 bef...
buff nofapping abode
  10/30/25
Very creepy imo
Outnumbered ultramarine dingle berry pocket flask
  10/30/25
also, if you really love her, don’t idealize your 11mo...
spectacular gas station private investor
  10/30/25
...
massive base boiling water
  10/30/25
The girl is beautiful and loves being outdoors and just does...
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
Jfc whokebe. So once she’s gone you’ll have no r...
Pontificating appetizing travel guidebook
  10/30/25
My daughter never looks at a screen. She's seen the beach, t...
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
Whokbe is a sterile imp
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Pontificating appetizing travel guidebook
  10/30/25
same, but son rather than daughter. would be living elsewher...
chest-beating indian lodge
  10/30/25
100%
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
So you wish you were divorced and only not because you have ...
Henna useless brakes
  10/30/25
yes, see titty fuck thread https://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
chest-beating indian lodge
  10/30/25
Honestly, I'm underwhelmed.
Henna useless brakes
  11/02/25
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Insecure Reading Party
  10/30/25
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road ignoring &...
Insecure Reading Party
  10/30/25
What?
Pontificating appetizing travel guidebook
  10/30/25
He's been caught lying so many times it's insane people stil...
talented rigpig
  10/30/25
These minority posters will never have their white fantasy, ...
Insecure Reading Party
  10/30/25
Why are you repeating what I wrote without adding anything e...
talented rigpig
  10/30/25
How did everyone instantly know this is whokebe.
Maize knife shrine
  10/30/25
You don't poast here? He's been using that moniker for a whi...
talented rigpig
  10/30/25
If it makes you feel better, I didn't know. I don't pay atte...
hyperactive effete set
  10/30/25
Yes i feel much better fucking fuckface.
Maize knife shrine
  10/30/25
Realtalk: this I guess is better than nothing but I really w...
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  10/30/25
JFC bro we are in the Gold Coast hinterland. I just want her...
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
Sports betting seems like an absolutely awful thing to be in...
Maize knife shrine
  10/30/25
By the time your dotter is meeting men, the NBA will have di...
hideous cuckold
  10/30/25
I want her to bring the short story back.
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/31/25
If whokebe has a daughter does it mean he also has a drunk H...
transparent faggot firefighter school cafeteria
  10/30/25
How did your daughter figure out how to crawl at 3 weeks old...
splenetic stimulating mad cow disease legend
  10/30/25
Yeah, that's about when mine did too. Mine also sort of hat...
Henna useless brakes
  10/30/25
Whok tells all manner of absurd lies about his kid who doesn...
Dull Aromatic Dopamine Faggotry
  10/30/25
She's smart as furk. Walking now.
diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference
  10/30/25
Smart like her dad? Afaik he was rejected by every lol schoo...
Pontificating appetizing travel guidebook
  10/31/25
11 months basic walking is normal. Crawling at 3 weeks is n...
Henna useless brakes
  11/02/25
This is how, it was already discussed ITT: https://www.xo...
talented rigpig
  10/31/25
your daughter is also the only reason i get it up in the mor...
soul-stirring alcoholic pisswyrm
  11/01/25
parents like this are delusional if they think they can be m...
Brindle university windowlicker
  11/02/25
If whok actually had a dotter, he'd have folded by now. A sc...
talented rigpig
  11/02/25
I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt here
Brindle university windowlicker
  11/02/25
Yeah, honestly, I can't imagine going into parenting being m...
Henna useless brakes
  11/03/25


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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

I absolutely hate life and this world and have accomplished everything I wanted already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387114)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: talented rigpig

You hate this world, think it's miserable, yet you went ahead and created another life? Then call her your reason for living? JFC man, that's next-level idiocy. So what's next, she's going to grow up hating life too and bring another person into it to feel "complete"? That's exactly how we ended up with eight billion people and zero self-awareness.

Edit: It's 6:00 am in Brisbane. You'll have fun waking up to the smoking crater that used to be your thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388608)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

There is no greater purpose in life than to raise your child to be a better person than you could ever be.

Nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49389670)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: talented rigpig

Ok son, let's analyze your brilliance for a moment.

You hate this world, yet your solution was to bring another human into it. Do you expect that person to love what you despise? Or will she repeat the cycle and create another life just to cope with the misery she inherited?

Let's put it this way: you're at a miserable party. Do you (a) leave, (b) wait it out, or (c) call a friend to suffer too, knowing you'll leave early and he'll be stuck there in misery, possibly feeling pressured to invite yet another poor soul to join the "fun"?

That's your brilliant logic. But hey, it sounds noble to parrot, "There's no greater purpose than raising your child to be better than you."

Translation: "I hate this place, but I'll keep the system running anyway."

Congrats. You've achieved peak conformity disguised as purpose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49390027)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:29 AM
Author: Green idiot

pretty sure I would've killed self / gone off the grid a decade ago if it wasn't for my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387119)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

Yes she is all that gives me the strength to go on. I hate modern society. I hate my work. I have done all I ever wanted in this world.

Do you live in the city?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387126)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Green idiot

suburbs. but that train takes me into the tuna oven every morning!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387132)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

Gawd damn how do you know want to kill yourself. I'm out in Guanaba in the hinterland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387139)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Green idiot

oh but I do want to kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388438)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388763)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Razzle Resort

That’s funny. I was a normal well-adjusted well-liked person before having kids, Since the 2nd one arrived all I think about is killing myself or going off grid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49390050)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:35 AM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band

What if your daughter asked you to find more reasons to live?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387130)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

My only reason to live is to guide her into being the best person she can be. I've realised that the only spiritual guidance I can gain is through my only reading and writing otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387133)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Lake ladyboy lay

This is a terrible, terrible example to set bro. Children will internalize this more than you could possibly imagine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387505)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: massive base boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387539)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388075)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: ebony dashing queen of the night

What are you going to do when she finds a partner and moves to Australia? Will you move to Australia too? Does she want you to? Maybe she thinks you are too clingy and needy, and wants you to find another 'reason to live'. She has her own life and want to explore the world, but doesnt need your parental input or judgement anymore. She wants to discover life for herself, whereever that might be, doing whatever is calling to her and that makes sense to her. What are you going to do when this happens?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387517)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 4:26 AM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

Move to Australia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49389673)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Pontificating appetizing travel guidebook

whok didn't need to find a partner to move to Australia. Maybe she'll apply to LS/MS in Australia, get rejected, hate whok, and then move to Curaçao to "make it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49392969)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band

What will you do after she is 10 and starts to hate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388079)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: disrespectful ticket booth fortuitous meteor

ty in 10 years I'll be contributing to her OnlyFans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387131)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

She's 11 months old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387135)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: disrespectful ticket booth fortuitous meteor

And?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387138)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

Bro you have problems. I want my daughter to be the next Flannery O Connor. Not some ho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387140)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: disrespectful ticket booth fortuitous meteor

brother let me ask two things (1) what does your wife do and (2) how do you spend your sunday mornings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387142)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:48 AM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

1. She quit work the instant she got pregnant and got on "medical marijuana" literally within an hour of delivering.

2. I take my daughter out on a walk to the park and through the rainforest so she can practice crawling. It's the time of my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387150)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:05 AM
Author: disrespectful ticket booth fortuitous meteor

Uh brother I am very sorry but she is going to be a ho on TikTok by 2035.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387176)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

Never bro. She is the most beautiful, sweetest girl in the world. She's going to be my Flannery O Connor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387180)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: disrespectful ticket booth fortuitous meteor

you don't go to church and your wife is high as a kite, you are permafucked, you are at best Stoner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387182)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:09 AM
Author: vivacious amethyst house old irish cottage

Hes also fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387183)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

My waist size is the same at 43 as it was at 18, CUNTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387186)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: vivacious amethyst house old irish cottage

Yes. It was and is 53".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387879)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

35''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388794)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: vivacious amethyst house old irish cottage

lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388807)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

Church is a weirdo cult. Yes my wife's addiction to tobacco and alcohol is a serious concern. But my little girl is very active and has had a pretty incredible life so far. She's spent 6 of her 11 months in Tasmania and a month in the Daintree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387185)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: rambunctious tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49392972)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: disrespectful ticket booth fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49396325)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Outnumbered ultramarine dingle berry pocket flask

You are the one who is going to have problems in this area my guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387516)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: greedy coldplay fan

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387519)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: rambunctious tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49392970)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: hideous cuckold

Funny coincidence, your daughter is the only reason I get up in the morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387155)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:53 AM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

She is 11 months old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387158)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: hideous cuckold

That's okay, I don't discriminate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388288)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Henna useless brakes

Sup DBG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49389321)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Flesh vibrant station

My daughter is also the only reason I get up in the morning. If she didn’t kick the door in every morning to wake me up, I’d get up in the early afternoon instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387415)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Lake ladyboy lay

(Sniggley Dangerfield)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387508)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: massive base boiling water

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387541)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: fighting adventurous genital piercing

if I move to Noosa, will you drive up and have a drink with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387418)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Peach bateful orchestra pit

Help is on the way

https://x.com/persianjewess/status/1983642206603981043?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387487)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

Loved my time in Sunrise Beach bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388766)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 9:47 AM
Author: 180 pale ratface

Glad that she’s 180 and has given you purpose but to be the best dad for her you have to love a full life and have some things of your own that make you happy. She’ll be better off seeing a healthy thriving dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387451)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: Outnumbered ultramarine dingle berry pocket flask

That’s an absurd and unachievable goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387521)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: massive base boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387542)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

I destroyed my diaphragm and can no longer play saxophone so I don't have much to do these days. I'm getting her into swimming soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388775)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Henna useless brakes

Yeah, they can enjoy swimming from an absurdly young age. Just find a good float that she likes and she'll love it. I think our daughter started at 10-11 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49389326)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Henna useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49389324)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: comical spruce juggernaut

What are we? Chopped liver?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387492)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

I owe my life to this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49389536)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: talented rigpig

You don't owe your life to this place--you just don't have one outside it. Ywia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49407630)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Cordovan big church building black woman

Your moniker sounds like a great way to add some spice to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387499)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: buff nofapping abode

She's eleven months bro. You got at least wait until 4-5 before you start saying shit like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387510)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Outnumbered ultramarine dingle berry pocket flask

Very creepy imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387549)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: spectacular gas station private investor

also, if you really love her, don’t idealize your 11mo old into the next flannery o’connor. jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387515)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: massive base boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387544)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

The girl is beautiful and loves being outdoors and just does her own thing. She's going to be my little writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388784)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Pontificating appetizing travel guidebook

Jfc whokebe. So once she’s gone you’ll have no reason to get up in the morning? She’ll be gone, maybe off to another continent like her so-called “dad.”

I still don’t buy that you even have a daughter. You’ve said plenty of things with full confidence and fake details before, like when you claimed to have spoken to a dead poster two years after he died.

If you had no reason to live before she existed, then having her wasn’t the solution. You’re not exactly setting the kind of example anyone should look up to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387567)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

My daughter never looks at a screen. She's seen the beach, the reef, the snow, and the mountains and lived all over eastern Australia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388799)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Azure supple site

Whokbe is a sterile imp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387573)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Pontificating appetizing travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49387650)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: chest-beating indian lodge

same, but son rather than daughter. would be living elsewhere and instantly divorced if not for the kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388088)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388779)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Henna useless brakes

So you wish you were divorced and only not because you have a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49389214)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: chest-beating indian lodge

yes, see titty fuck thread

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789848&mc=15&forum_id=2#49389262

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49389362)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Henna useless brakes

Honestly, I'm underwhelmed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49396319)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Insecure Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388289)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Insecure Reading Party

Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road ignoring "11 month old baby on board" car sticker

"Hes fraud, he lied about talking to a dead poster"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388295)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Pontificating appetizing travel guidebook

What?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388390)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: talented rigpig

He's been caught lying so many times it's insane people still buy it. These posters will never have their white fantasy, so they just invent it online. Suddenly they're rich, white, and successful behind a keyboard. Not sure how whok's African (Moroccan-Jewish) background got revealed, but it was probably a dumb slip-up, because his life before Australia was a trainwreck and now he's somehow "#1"? Yeah, okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388593)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Insecure Reading Party

These minority posters will never have their white fantasy, so they just invent it online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388616)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: talented rigpig

Why are you repeating what I wrote without adding anything else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388640)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Maize knife shrine

How did everyone instantly know this is whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388429)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: talented rigpig

You don't poast here? He's been using that moniker for a while and repeating the same story about his dotter since she was "born" almost a year ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388596)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: hyperactive effete set

If it makes you feel better, I didn't know. I don't pay attention to who is who

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388617)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Maize knife shrine

Yes i feel much better fucking fuckface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388974)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: lilac liquid oxygen generalized bond

Realtalk: this I guess is better than nothing but I really wonder how ppl feel later in life like when girl hits teens and doesnt care abt dad and then gets raped by niggas and pregnant and asks for money for an abortion and shit

Wonder how guys feel then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388781)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

JFC bro we are in the Gold Coast hinterland. I just want her meeting a nice guy into boxing, jazz, NBA, novels, and sports betting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388947)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Maize knife shrine

Sports betting seems like an absolutely awful thing to be into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388975)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: hideous cuckold

By the time your dotter is meeting men, the NBA will have disbanded and nobody will have written a novel in the past three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49388990)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

I want her to bring the short story back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49389671)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: transparent faggot firefighter school cafeteria

If whokebe has a daughter does it mean he also has a drunk Hungarian wife with big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49389249)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: splenetic stimulating mad cow disease legend

How did your daughter figure out how to crawl at 3 weeks old? Mine is about 7 months and is just starting to figure it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49389311)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Henna useless brakes

Yeah, that's about when mine did too. Mine also sort of hated it and preferred to be put into her baby walker and walk around. Then she started to love it several months later, and then in a few more months was walking. Kids are weird and I wouldn't worry about it too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49389327)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Dull Aromatic Dopamine Faggotry

Whok tells all manner of absurd lies about his kid who doesn’t exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49389412)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: diverse sooty immigrant athletic conference

She's smart as furk. Walking now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49389466)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Pontificating appetizing travel guidebook

Smart like her dad? Afaik he was rejected by every lol school and med school in Amerikka. Something doesn’t quite add up here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49391681)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: Henna useless brakes

11 months basic walking is normal. Crawling at 3 weeks is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49394497)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: talented rigpig

This is how, it was already discussed ITT:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719957&mc=7&forum_id=2

If he didn't have a pandemic baby, he's just a liar. Not surprising coming from whok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49390036)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring alcoholic pisswyrm

your daughter is also the only reason i get it up in the morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49393603)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Brindle university windowlicker

parents like this are delusional if they think they can be miserable sacks of shit and the kids won’t pick up on that and emulate it

they will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49394527)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: talented rigpig

If whok actually had a dotter, he'd have folded by now. A screaming baby doesn't fix misery, it just amplifies it.

Parenthood doesn't save miserable people, it breaks them faster. But behind a screen it's all fair game, having his cake and eating it too. Why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49394956)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Brindle university windowlicker

I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49395019)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Henna useless brakes

Yeah, honestly, I can't imagine going into parenting being miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791579&forum_id=2Elisa#49399284)