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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: charcoal sickened nibblets Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Amber curious national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Saffron Bearded Range Goal In Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: buck-toothed smoky hospital fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: hideous resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Cracking Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Irate sable locus indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: charcoal sickened nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Stirring Carmine People Who Are Hurt Mother Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Rough-skinned Community Account Jew I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: 180 avocado cuckold garrison Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: turquoise parlor marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: naked brilliant box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Vibrant bistre space (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Insanely Creepy Toilet Seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: Trip theatre lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: charcoal sickened nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Trip theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Trip theatre bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: fantasy-prone aromatic therapy ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: Trip theatre They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: fantasy-prone aromatic therapy no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: cerebral house-broken whorehouse We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: mind-boggling lodge goyim 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: dark forum kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Trip theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: sick supple internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: Trip theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: mind-boggling lodge goyim Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Exhilarant dun multi-billionaire sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: mind-boggling lodge goyim Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988167) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: cerebral house-broken whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#35297900) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Concupiscible sex offender great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988132) |
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM Author: Trip theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#27989075) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: Trip theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: Opaque razzmatazz cuck senate was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: fragrant orchestra pit milk I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: red provocative trailer park I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#34851063) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: charcoal sickened nibblets The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#36797515) |
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