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Fat Italian wife cooks pasta once a week at minimum.

Pizza probably twice a week on average. I will die from c...
cyan alpha
  04/01/19
You sound lucky
Comical Doobsian Church Building Dragon
  04/01/19
In ways, but pasta is disgusting more than a couple times a ...
cyan alpha
  04/01/19
Idk, if she can cook I think you may be taking this for gran...
Comical Doobsian Church Building Dragon
  04/01/19
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pungent abode organic girlfriend
  02/16/21
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olive zombie-like macaca
  05/07/21
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vigorous sick digit ratio giraffe
  04/01/19
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elite grizzly jewess
  07/28/22
describe her pasta farts
umber big locale turdskin
  04/01/19
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Glassy Lettuce Stage
  04/04/19
this OP got my dick so hard
Mauve tanning salon dysfunction
  04/01/19
Pasta is TTT
cyan alpha
  04/01/19
Idk dude I'm just a dumb snow goy. How good is your fat guin...
Mauve tanning salon dysfunction
  04/01/19
She puts WAY too much cheese in it.
cyan alpha
  04/01/19
LOL what the fuck is wrong with you, NIGGER? Cheese is 18...
Mauve tanning salon dysfunction
  04/01/19
The sauce cums in a jar.
cyan alpha
  04/01/19
Don't let yourself off the hook. Out the sauce.
Mauve tanning salon dysfunction
  04/01/19
lmao
Lilac histrionic box office athletic conference
  02/16/21
you sound like a fag, man
multi-colored associate gaming laptop
  04/01/19
ljl go back to africa you fucking calzone coon
Mauve tanning salon dysfunction
  04/01/19
sorry you're a gay man who doesn't like spaghetti
multi-colored associate gaming laptop
  04/01/19
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Glassy Lettuce Stage
  04/04/19
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Glassy Lettuce Stage
  04/04/19
describe the desserts
Hilarious bearded potus
  04/01/19
we're gonna need some pics, thakn
umber big locale turdskin
  04/01/19
unnngghh
angry sanctuary antidepressant drug
  04/01/19
pasta is fun to cook but way too heavy to eat.
Wonderful Home Friendly Grandma
  04/01/19
...
cyan alpha
  04/01/19
authentic Italian pasta with seafood?
rebellious slimy heaven codepig
  04/01/19
Chicken sausage and beef meatballs tonight
cyan alpha
  04/01/19
post pics of wife and spaghetti
multi-colored associate gaming laptop
  04/01/19
You aren't ready for it. Technically it was fettuccine tonig...
cyan alpha
  04/01/19
fat fat? i really just want to see tits and pasta man
multi-colored associate gaming laptop
  04/01/19
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pungent abode organic girlfriend
  02/16/21
how fat? big tits?
naked area sweet tailpipe
  04/01/19
Yeah, she is pregnant.
cyan alpha
  04/01/19
help us out friend
multi-colored associate gaming laptop
  04/01/19
sounds delicious
Glittery coiffed institution
  04/01/19
Pasta and sauce made from scratch or store bought garbage?
vigorous sick digit ratio giraffe
  04/01/19
Store bought garbage but she buys 2 jars of different obscur...
cyan alpha
  04/01/19
ROFL. So she spends like $12 for 2 jars of fancy Ragu (fill...
vigorous sick digit ratio giraffe
  04/01/19
She makes a giant pot of pasta for 2 of us. She puts huge he...
cyan alpha
  04/01/19
post a pic of teh chickens
heady locus
  04/02/19
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olive zombie-like macaca
  05/07/21
What kind of pasta? Need to get on that heirloom wheat tip. ...
Peach Stirring Senate Rigpig
  04/01/19
How fat?
Sienna Temple
  04/01/19
does she sit her big fat tiramisu ass on your face as you MA...
Metal unhinged native incel
  04/02/19
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Comical Doobsian Church Building Dragon
  04/07/19
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vigorous sick digit ratio giraffe
  04/07/19
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Wild lodge national security agency
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Bronze Racy Church Partner
  04/29/22
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Mauve tanning salon dysfunction
  04/04/19
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adventurous autistic dopamine brethren
  02/04/20
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adventurous autistic dopamine brethren
  03/09/20
Making pizza at home is low iq trash
Curious School Cafeteria
  03/09/20
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adventurous autistic dopamine brethren
  02/16/21
Sounds like you hit the wife jackpot bro. Is that she cook...
pungent abode organic girlfriend
  02/16/21
180
Lilac histrionic box office athletic conference
  02/16/21
We just do pasta one night a week. It destroys weight quotas...
jet marvelous faggotry whorehouse
  02/16/21
ctrl+F "imgur"
multi-colored associate gaming laptop
  02/16/21
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adventurous autistic dopamine brethren
  05/07/21
I miss this guy and his threads about his fat italian wife.
Bat shit crazy resort
  05/07/21
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adventurous autistic dopamine brethren
  05/07/21
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multi-colored associate gaming laptop
  05/07/21
I am still here, brother.
cyan alpha
  07/28/22
(Johnny Sac)
Crimson swashbuckling twinkling uncleanness
  05/07/21
(Scalia)
Floppy Violent Crackhouse Sandwich
  05/07/21
Scalia's wife was a mick
Vibrant ocher brunch boistinker
  05/07/21
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adventurous autistic dopamine brethren
  04/29/22
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adventurous autistic dopamine brethren
  06/24/22
pasta 1x/wk and pizza 2x/wk = die from carbs faggot?
spectacular carnelian voyeur
  06/24/22
Yum, spaghetti tonight. Haven't had it for a couple weeks. ...
cyan alpha
  07/28/22
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lfo
  07/21/25


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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: cyan alpha

Pizza probably twice a week on average.

I will die from carbs, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38027967)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Comical Doobsian Church Building Dragon

You sound lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38027970)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: cyan alpha

In ways, but pasta is disgusting more than a couple times a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38027983)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:29 PM
Author: Comical Doobsian Church Building Dragon

Idk, if she can cook I think you may be taking this for granted. I'll gladly take some good pasta once per week. Perfect after a workout. I'd have more issue with pizza twice per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38027999)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: pungent abode organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957395)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 3:43 PM
Author: olive zombie-like macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420319)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: vigorous sick digit ratio giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028260)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: elite grizzly jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#44931442)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:29 PM
Author: umber big locale turdskin

describe her pasta farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028000)



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Date: April 4th, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: Glassy Lettuce Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38041628)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:33 PM
Author: Mauve tanning salon dysfunction

this OP got my dick so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028024)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: cyan alpha

Pasta is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028085)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: Mauve tanning salon dysfunction

Idk dude I'm just a dumb snow goy. How good is your fat guinea wife at making pasta?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028224)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: cyan alpha

She puts WAY too much cheese in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028245)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: Mauve tanning salon dysfunction

LOL what the fuck is wrong with you, NIGGER?

Cheese is 180 as fuck cunt. I can see how someone might go overboard on it with pasta but still dude come on. Don't be a fag.

What's her sauce like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028283)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:21 PM
Author: cyan alpha

The sauce cums in a jar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028291)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:24 PM
Author: Mauve tanning salon dysfunction

Don't let yourself off the hook. Out the sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028315)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Lilac histrionic box office athletic conference

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957430)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:12 PM
Author: multi-colored associate gaming laptop

you sound like a fag, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028235)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:13 PM
Author: Mauve tanning salon dysfunction

ljl go back to africa you fucking calzone coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028241)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: multi-colored associate gaming laptop

sorry you're a gay man who doesn't like spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028256)



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Date: April 4th, 2019 4:49 PM
Author: Glassy Lettuce Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38041624)



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Date: April 4th, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: Glassy Lettuce Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38041627)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded potus

describe the desserts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028037)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: umber big locale turdskin

we're gonna need some pics, thakn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028040)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: angry sanctuary antidepressant drug

unnngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028041)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: Wonderful Home Friendly Grandma

pasta is fun to cook but way too heavy to eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028048)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: cyan alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028076)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: rebellious slimy heaven codepig

authentic Italian pasta with seafood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028057)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: cyan alpha

Chicken sausage and beef meatballs tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028080)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: multi-colored associate gaming laptop

post pics of wife and spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028101)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: cyan alpha

You aren't ready for it. Technically it was fettuccine tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028161)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:06 PM
Author: multi-colored associate gaming laptop

fat fat?

i really just want to see tits and pasta man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028201)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: pungent abode organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957406)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: naked area sweet tailpipe

how fat? big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028169)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:08 PM
Author: cyan alpha

Yeah, she is pregnant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028213)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:09 PM
Author: multi-colored associate gaming laptop

help us out friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028217)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Glittery coiffed institution

sounds delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028175)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: vigorous sick digit ratio giraffe

Pasta and sauce made from scratch or store bought garbage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028249)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: cyan alpha

Store bought garbage but she buys 2 jars of different obscure brands nobody has heard of and mixes it together, so that makes up for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028287)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: vigorous sick digit ratio giraffe

ROFL. So she spends like $12 for 2 jars of fancy Ragu (filled with all sorts of preservatives), instead of buying 2-3 $2 cans of San Marzano tomatoes, some tomato paste and garlic and taking the extra 10 minutes to make a real sauce?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028325)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:29 PM
Author: cyan alpha

She makes a giant pot of pasta for 2 of us. She puts huge helpings out so I am gorged for 2 days straight. Then it sits in the fridge and gets moldy and I need to hold my nose and put the pot outside for the chickens to eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028345)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:13 AM
Author: heady locus

post a pic of teh chickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028551)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: olive zombie-like macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420616)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Peach Stirring Senate Rigpig

What kind of pasta? Need to get on that heirloom wheat tip. None of that enriched flour mess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028279)



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Date: April 1st, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: Sienna Temple

How fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028284)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:10 AM
Author: Metal unhinged native incel

does she sit her big fat tiramisu ass on your face as you MANGIA MANGIA her thick ragu?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38028545)



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Date: April 7th, 2019 10:04 AM
Author: Comical Doobsian Church Building Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38052406)



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Date: April 7th, 2019 10:04 AM
Author: vigorous sick digit ratio giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38052409)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:20 PM
Author: Wild lodge national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957385)



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Date: April 29th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: Bronze Racy Church Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#44424145)



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Date: April 4th, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: Mauve tanning salon dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#38041602)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 2:48 PM
Author: adventurous autistic dopamine brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#39541223)



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Date: March 9th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: adventurous autistic dopamine brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#39724607)



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Date: March 9th, 2020 5:24 PM
Author: Curious School Cafeteria

Making pizza at home is low iq trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#39724618)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:19 PM
Author: adventurous autistic dopamine brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957380)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: pungent abode organic girlfriend

Sounds like you hit the wife jackpot bro.

Is that she cooks for you your only complaint about her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957414)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:26 PM
Author: Lilac histrionic box office athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957426)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:35 PM
Author: jet marvelous faggotry whorehouse

We just do pasta one night a week. It destroys weight quotas for the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957478)



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Date: February 16th, 2021 7:40 PM
Author: multi-colored associate gaming laptop

ctrl+F "imgur"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#41957510)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 3:38 PM
Author: adventurous autistic dopamine brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420278)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 3:39 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy resort

I miss this guy and his threads about his fat italian wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420289)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 3:42 PM
Author: adventurous autistic dopamine brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420310)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: multi-colored associate gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420387)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 9:32 PM
Author: cyan alpha

I am still here, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#44931459)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 3:55 PM
Author: Crimson swashbuckling twinkling uncleanness

(Johnny Sac)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420411)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: Floppy Violent Crackhouse Sandwich

(Scalia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420607)



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Date: May 7th, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: Vibrant ocher brunch boistinker

Scalia's wife was a mick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#42420622)



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Date: April 29th, 2022 10:17 AM
Author: adventurous autistic dopamine brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#44424119)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: adventurous autistic dopamine brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#44736462)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: spectacular carnelian voyeur

pasta 1x/wk and pizza 2x/wk = die from carbs

faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#44736558)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: cyan alpha

Yum, spaghetti tonight. Haven't had it for a couple weeks.

Edit: nevermind, got take out pasta last week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#44931339)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4233832&forum_id=2Elisa#49118775)