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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Green titillating forum marketing idea

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: effete walnut station

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053104)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Angry locale dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174768)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: stubborn jap

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: effete walnut station

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: effete walnut station



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: effete walnut station



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43183891)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: slate national multi-billionaire

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: effete walnut station

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: effete walnut station



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43202536)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Obsidian heady gas station



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: effete walnut station



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: effete walnut station

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43515330)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: effete walnut station

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: effete walnut station



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: effete walnut station



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: slate national multi-billionaire



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: effete walnut station

!!!

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Frum translucent preventive strike electric furnace

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: effete walnut station

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Frum translucent preventive strike electric furnace

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: effete walnut station

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: rebellious odious black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42883021)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Blue bossy orchestra pit



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: effete walnut station



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: effete walnut station



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dun hall

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: effete walnut station

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Indecent Grizzly University

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: effete walnut station

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42954648)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42954896)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: effete walnut station



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: bronze alcoholic nibblets feces

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: effete walnut station

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Coiffed locus national security agency

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Indecent Grizzly University

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: effete walnut station



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: effete walnut station



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42989440)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Racy incel stead

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: effete walnut station



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: effete walnut station

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: effete walnut station

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Angry locale dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: abusive trip piazza

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: effete walnut station

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: effete walnut station



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Racy incel stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: effete walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Racy incel stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: effete walnut station



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: ethereal connection



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: screenman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: ethereal connection

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: ethereal connection

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: ethereal connection



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: ethereal connection

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376414)