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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-c...
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he’s such a dunce
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This is actuality extremely 180
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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Orchid Bearded Knife
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
Wonderful Library Idea He Suggested
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LJL.
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great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!
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Donald Trump
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
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Tim D'Apple
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Bateful useless brakes
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This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
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ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like...
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Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
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The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Salmon at-the-ready den jew

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Aromatic clown

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Salmon at-the-ready den jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: narrow-minded sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: cowardly laughsome antidepressant drug dingle berry

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Mildly autistic tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: thriller lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Translucent coiffed striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: milky offensive space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Odious gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Fragrant International Law Enforcement Agency

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Puce beady-eyed feces becky

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: adventurous mother idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Mildly autistic tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser Hyperventilating Marketing Idea Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: peach hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: slap-happy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Fragrant International Law Enforcement Agency

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: adventurous mother idiot

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Puce beady-eyed feces becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Anal Titillating Theatre Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Translucent coiffed striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: yellow razzle-dazzle institution messiness

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Spectacular pontificating liquid oxygen chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Mildly autistic tanning salon

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: honey-headed geriatric ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Spectacular pontificating liquid oxygen chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: Judgmental insecure stage

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Orchid Bearded Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Translucent coiffed striped hyena

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: Wonderful Library Idea He Suggested

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Coral bespoke spot

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Mind-boggling juggernaut

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Big effete national nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: yellow razzle-dazzle institution messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Judgmental insecure stage

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Bateful useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: opaque talking kitchen

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: amber crackhouse

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Fuchsia outnumbered round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: adventurous mother idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Walnut Skinny Woman

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Vigorous candlestick maker parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: opaque talking kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: opaque talking kitchen

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Aqua azn sex offender

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Impressive citrine laser beams community account

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: apoplectic new version

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Confused business firm partner

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: balding generalized bond

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Bateful useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: deranged factory reset button

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Avocado Doctorate

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: yellow razzle-dazzle institution messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Anal Titillating Theatre Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Translucent coiffed striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: supple brindle toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Salmon at-the-ready den jew

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Big effete national nibblets

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Cobalt travel guidebook

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: chest-beating 180 base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: glittery market

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: galvanic wagecucks

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Bateful useless brakes

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: provocative ebony psychic

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Anal Titillating Theatre Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: apoplectic new version

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Judgmental insecure stage

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: medicated up-to-no-good friendly grandma

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Mustard wild indian lodge jewess

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: Salmon at-the-ready den jew

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Wonderful Library Idea He Suggested

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Startling station

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37915994)