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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Self-centered galvanic step-uncle's house macaca Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: red multi-billionaire friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: nofapping mewling alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: hyperventilating hilarious center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: High-end crotch market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Wonderful Set Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Fluffy gold hospital coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Self-centered galvanic step-uncle's house macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: onyx irradiated hunting ground Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Purple Startling Blood Rage Faggotry I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: electric henna giraffe base Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Topaz ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Orchid Home Jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Crusty filthpig (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: well-lubricated abusive messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: dun gaping lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Self-centered galvanic step-uncle's house macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: dun gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: dun gaping bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Narrow-minded garrison community account ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: dun gaping They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Narrow-minded garrison community account no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Stirring Confused Indian Lodge We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: fantasy-prone church sandwich 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: Mind-boggling cuck faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: dun gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: beady-eyed cordovan stead mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: dun gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: fantasy-prone church sandwich Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: indigo heady place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: Odious pearl psychic 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: fantasy-prone church sandwich Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988167) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: khaki arousing stage headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#33701145) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Stirring Confused Indian Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#35297900) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM Author: snowy hall goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#35298412) |
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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:00 AM Author: Swollen excitant double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#43582596) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#49122292) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM Author: Wine marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#35298402) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Sickened abode knife great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988132) |
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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: amber affirmative action dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#27147996) |
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM Author: dun gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#27989075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM Author: aqua theatre love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#28021852) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: dun gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: aqua theatre was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: Effete windowlicker I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: cobalt passionate forum scourge upon the earth I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#34851063) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM Author: aphrodisiac pungent theater stage brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#33701121) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM Author: aphrodisiac pungent theater stage brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#34851052) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM Author: cobalt passionate forum scourge upon the earth Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#34851057) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM Author: Effete windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#35297850) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM Author: offensive idiotic indirect expression What a great phrase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#35297859) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM Author: Insecure Potus Mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#35297942) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: provocative milk church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#36797455) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Self-centered galvanic step-uncle's house macaca The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#36797515) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: Rose Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#36797525) |
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