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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: maize irradiated trailer park dog poop Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Coral rough-skinned generalized bond shrine cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: maize irradiated trailer park dog poop Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Bearded Church Building Fat Ankles which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: godawful electric house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: Gold Candlestick Maker Ceo A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: orange faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: maroon stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: cerebral effete principal's office dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: Dark water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Flatulent heaven kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: Flatulent heaven kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Bearded Church Building Fat Ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: Flushed erotic base LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: maize irradiated trailer park dog poop This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Flushed erotic base 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: maize irradiated trailer park dog poop One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: Flatulent heaven kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Cracking hospital foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: Razzmatazz clear french chef queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: Concupiscible field regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: Sable spectacular area double fault Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: Fuchsia at-the-ready goal in life wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: Talented drunken gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: godawful electric house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: harsh insecure idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: soul-stirring obsidian nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: Razzmatazz clear french chef queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Appetizing knife boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: trip scarlet associate theatre Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: maize irradiated trailer park dog poop That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: trip scarlet associate theatre Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: maize irradiated trailer park dog poop Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: trip scarlet associate theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: aromatic smoky hominid 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: olive lodge They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: vigorous red business firm Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: maize irradiated trailer park dog poop Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424432) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: Razzmatazz clear french chef queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428656) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: cruel-hearted tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424437) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: slippery adulterous karate property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424438) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: Brilliant Volcanic Crater The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: maize irradiated trailer park dog poop This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: harsh insecure idea he suggested so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: Misanthropic gas station 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Thriller Bistre Cruise Ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: khaki fragrant depressive nowag the MC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424876) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: godawful electric house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424917) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: Contagious Stage I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: trip scarlet associate theatre Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: aromatic smoky hominid that's the difference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425017) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: orange faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425202) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: Coral rough-skinned generalized bond shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425287) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Flushed erotic base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425548) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: soul-stirring obsidian nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425759) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: Thriller Bistre Cruise Ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48426540) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: Flatulent heaven kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428558) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: Razzmatazz clear french chef queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428654) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: maize irradiated trailer park dog poop Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: harsh insecure idea he suggested ergo it’s true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425183) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: beta supple hell JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: 180 office Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: Green turdskin "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: Pearly Sandwich Laser Beams 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: maize irradiated trailer park dog poop Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425746) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM Author: soul-stirring obsidian nursing home Subpoena the bodycam footage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425764) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: Flatulent heaven kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428553) |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: habeas penem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#49117690) |