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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

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  12/08/24
cousin on her moms side or dads
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Racy kitty

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: peach main people old irish cottage

cousin on her moms side or dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424335)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Racy kitty

Dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424337)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Misanthropic state goyim

which dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424343)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Charcoal Chest-beating Pocket Flask



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: black adulterous library boltzmann

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: Scarlet histrionic stain

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Racy kitty

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: Scarlet histrionic stain

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Racy kitty

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: White tripping shitlib casino

Ok but why stop drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424351)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: garnet love of her life

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Racy kitty

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: garnet love of her life

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Racy kitty

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: garnet love of her life



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: impressive abode

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Slate cuck

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: burgundy painfully honest preventive strike

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424429)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Racy kitty

Not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424432)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: garnet love of her life



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria genital piercing

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Racy kitty

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: walnut adventurous cuckoldry wagecucks

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Scarlet histrionic stain



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: impressive abode

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth pervert

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Learning disabled theater really tough guy

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Charcoal Chest-beating Pocket Flask



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: bronze startling resort weed whacker

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: garnet love of her life

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: impressive abode

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Racy kitty

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Metal frozen site rigpig

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Vigorous lavender indian lodge toaster

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Fighting fragrant base

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425570)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Godawful cyan psychic gas station

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Racy kitty

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: impertinent kitty cat

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Pink nursing home

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
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