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Caroline Ellison gets out of jail in July. What's next for her?

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impertinent sticky hall
  12/15/25
Pinning the Weasel 2.0 but realistically she gets poached...
Ruby Address
  12/15/25
What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did...
impertinent sticky hall
  12/15/25
she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legit...
Ruby Address
  12/15/25
both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism from all of her...
impertinent sticky hall
  12/15/25
"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students ...
Ruby Address
  12/15/25
yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time hth
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  12/15/25
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impertinent sticky hall
  12/15/25
JFC
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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:29 AM
Author: impertinent sticky hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49510436)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: Ruby Address

Pinning the Weasel 2.0

but realistically she gets poached by a new but semi-established crypto firm (e.g. Polymarket) so the company gets a temporary attention boost. She gets paid as an "advisor" but doesn't do any real work and enjoys a more stable life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49510439)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: impertinent sticky hall

What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did nothing besides fraud drugs and dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49510444)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Ruby Address

she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legitimately smart

but that's really not relevant right now. my prediction is that she coasts off of being a minor crypto celebrity and doesn't do any meaningful work from here on out. She will probably be vaguely focused on "effective altruism" again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49510452)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: impertinent sticky hall

both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism

from all of her leaked emails she seems 90iq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49510463)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: Ruby Address

"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students in the 2013, 2014, and 2015 Putnam Competitions.[27][28][29]"

are you saying she cheated on these or...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49510466)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: impertinent sticky hall

yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49510473)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic stimulating shitlib



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: vigorous stag film



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: apoplectic business firm sound barrier

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: heady locus roommate

Unnnnngh

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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: tripping market

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2Elisa#49510509)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:06 AM
Author: impertinent sticky hall

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: red abode voyeur

JFC

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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: Arousing high-end stead

Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: comical brilliant regret site

Team up with Elizabeth Holmes

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: impertinent sticky hall



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: red abode voyeur

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Arousing high-end stead

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: excitant zombie-like theater

Imagine the smell.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Impressive Chapel

Only fans obviously

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