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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Supple Yapping Hairy Legs
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
high-end concupiscible sandwich
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
high-end concupiscible sandwich
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
chrome multi-colored hall elastic band
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
high-end concupiscible sandwich
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
chrome multi-colored hall elastic band
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
high-end concupiscible sandwich
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Supple Yapping Hairy Legs
  01/05/26
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Supple Yapping Hairy Legs
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
high-end concupiscible sandwich
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Supple Yapping Hairy Legs
  01/06/26
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Brindle frozen principal's office background story
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
high-end concupiscible sandwich
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Cerise swashbuckling philosopher-king
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Spectacular Round Eye
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
lavender area toaster
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
high-end concupiscible sandwich
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Adventurous property twinkling uncleanness
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
high-end concupiscible sandwich
  01/06/26
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Judgmental Provocative Windowlicker Factory Reset Button
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
lavender area toaster
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
high-end concupiscible sandwich
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Adventurous property twinkling uncleanness
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
high-end concupiscible sandwich
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Adventurous property twinkling uncleanness
  01/06/26
Lmao
Supple Yapping Hairy Legs
  01/06/26
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Internet-worthy temple cuckoldry
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
abnormal trip office turdskin
  01/06/26
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chrome multi-colored hall elastic band
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Supple Yapping Hairy Legs

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: high-end concupiscible sandwich

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: high-end concupiscible sandwich

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: chrome multi-colored hall elastic band

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: high-end concupiscible sandwich

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: chrome multi-colored hall elastic band

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: high-end concupiscible sandwich

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Supple Yapping Hairy Legs

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Supple Yapping Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: high-end concupiscible sandwich

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Supple Yapping Hairy Legs

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Brindle frozen principal's office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: high-end concupiscible sandwich

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Cerise swashbuckling philosopher-king

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Spectacular Round Eye

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: lavender area toaster

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: high-end concupiscible sandwich

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Adventurous property twinkling uncleanness

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: high-end concupiscible sandwich

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Judgmental Provocative Windowlicker Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: lavender area toaster

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: high-end concupiscible sandwich

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Adventurous property twinkling uncleanness

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: high-end concupiscible sandwich

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Adventurous property twinkling uncleanness

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Supple Yapping Hairy Legs

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy temple cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: abnormal trip office turdskin

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: chrome multi-colored hall elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566761)