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Hypo: 1 year in solitary. Either (a) no media or (b) work as biglaw associate.

Today, you are going to start a one-year prison sentence in ...
Nazca Redlines
  08/25/26
obviously biglaw
Covid was a Hoax
  08/25/26
Explain. Is the stress worth it? How confident are you that ...
Nazca Redlines
  08/25/26
why the fuck would you care if youre in jail
Covid was a Hoax
  08/25/26
(not an average or better associate)
Nazca Redlines
  08/25/26
HAHA ITS NEITHER ENJOY SLAMMING METAL DOORS 24/7, EYE SCO...
hollywood sickos
  08/25/26
Any conjugal visits in either scenario?
.....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
  08/25/26
You will have the scholarly companionship of the majesty of ...
Nazca Redlines
  08/25/26
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Juan Eighty
  08/25/26
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lex
  08/25/26


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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Today, you are going to start a one-year prison sentence in a randomly selected US prison in solitary confinement. You must choose either of the following. Which do you choose?

(a) For the duration of the year, you cannot access or consume any media. No books, music, newspapers, TV, radio, etc.

(b) For the duration of the year, you will work remotely as an associate at a randomly assigned Big Law firm, in a randomly assigned practice group. You will be provided a computer, internet connection, phone, dual monitors, mouse, and keyboard. You can use the computer and phone only for work and closely related activities. E.g., you can browse legal news about your practice area. You cannot browse legal news more generally. At the end of the year, your law firm colleagues will rate you. If you are rated as good or better than average associates at the firm, your prison term is over. If you are not rated as good or better, 6 months will be added to your sentence with the no media rule above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Elisa#50092209)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

obviously biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Elisa#50092227)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Explain. Is the stress worth it? How confident are you that you'll be an average or better associate in a randomly selected practice group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Elisa#50092245)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

why the fuck would you care if youre in jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Elisa#50092284)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

(not an average or better associate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Elisa#50092369)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: hollywood sickos

HAHA ITS NEITHER

ENJOY SLAMMING METAL DOORS 24/7, EYE SCORCHING LIGHTS THAT SLIGHTLY DIM FOR 90 MINUTES A NIGHT, GARBAGE SHIT SONGS THAT PLAY OVER AND OVER AS LOUD AS THEY WILL GO EVERY DAY AS YOU EAT BREAKFAST, AND PERMANENT PSYCHOSIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Elisa#50092230)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


Any conjugal visits in either scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Elisa#50092235)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

You will have the scholarly companionship of the majesty of the law in the biglaw option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Elisa#50092249)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Elisa#50092279)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: lex



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2Elisa#50092288)