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World's Greatest Slut apparently has a new title holder

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transparent school cafeteria
  01/14/25
there's even a picture https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj
tan locus coldplay fan
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MAGA!
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Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and b...
Hyperactive main people
  01/14/25
That’s 1.5 men per minute
splenetic depressive
  01/14/25
Jfc
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That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo Sys...
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"fluffer" porn is one of my genres
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superior birdshit civilization and birdshit "men&quo...
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Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???
Crimson Bat-shit-crazy Blood Rage Therapy
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all birdshit "men" are feminists
Vigorous Fighting Gaming Laptop
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This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society...
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instead *crickets*
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women everywhere super jealous of her
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jfc
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Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks whe...
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heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfa...
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I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be pe...
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I have real questions about the mechanics of this
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She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of me...
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It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they hav...
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green location
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Had the same thought.
razzle-dazzle rusted menage
  01/14/25
They should do a collab
contagious space
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where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend
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superior anglo culture
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, chirped "Peanut Balls"
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milky supple abode generalized bond
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how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILI...
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nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts
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those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG D...
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: transparent school cafeteria

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552310)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: tan locus coldplay fan

there's even a picture

https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553545)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: Trip hateful school

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554292)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Charcoal garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49003545)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: vivacious shimmering turdskin

lmao "newsweek"

we used to get it in the mail in the 80s

now this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552314)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Idiotic stage sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552791)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Hyperactive main people

Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553392)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: splenetic depressive

That’s 1.5 men per minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552317)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Opaque coffee pot pit

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552749)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Marvelous sandwich

That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553409)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring mint corn cake

Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.

Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553497)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: splenetic depressive

"fluffer" porn is one of my genres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554387)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Vigorous Fighting Gaming Laptop

superior birdshit civilization

and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552325)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Crimson Bat-shit-crazy Blood Rage Therapy

Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552329)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Vigorous Fighting Gaming Laptop

all birdshit "men" are feminists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552354)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Crimson Bat-shit-crazy Blood Rage Therapy

This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552332)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Vigorous Fighting Gaming Laptop

instead *crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552353)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Hideous alcoholic church people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553524)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: pearl area toilet seat

women everywhere super jealous of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552334)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Curious forum partner

this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552366)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Idiotic stage sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552793)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: electric abusive kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552797)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Hyperactive main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553407)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553421)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: flickering new version internal respiration

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553508)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: nudist adventurous sex offender

Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Vigorous Fighting Gaming Laptop

heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfans.com/knesset



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: electric abusive kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552489)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49989859)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Indigo Background Story Roommate

lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552385)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Orange Faggot Firefighter Keepsake Machete

I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552785)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Misanthropic famous landscape painting

I have real questions about the mechanics of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48552788)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Primrose shivering gas station

She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick

https://www.newsweek.com/who-porn-star-bonnie-blue-lily-phillips-onlyfans-2014628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553372)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: hairraiser bespoke useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553374)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Primrose shivering gas station

It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: hairraiser bespoke useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553386)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: green location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553527)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rusted menage

Had the same thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553399)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: contagious space

They should do a collab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553424)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sanctuary

where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553449)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553510)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rusted menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553520)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car

"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553522)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: exciting avocado faggotry range

, chirped "Peanut Balls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553561)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: milky supple abode generalized bond

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553566)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car

how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553568)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: milky supple abode generalized bond

nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553572)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car

those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48553599)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554259)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554311)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48555775)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: green location

(crazy person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48555842)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car

*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard she shits on asian men on tiktok all day*

*lols at nowags*

ASIAN MEN DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48555863)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48558902)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car

if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tiktok cumwalks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48558981)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48567275)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48571434)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48574494)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48583427)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car

A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5308417&forum_id=2#48456029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48991021)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49070480)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49077617)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49354939)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49921732)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49923920)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49926840)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49963114)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:11 AM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49972831)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49989636)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



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Date: August 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Spectacular Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49177066)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: Trip hateful school

Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48554294)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: bull headed magical toaster

do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48558958)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: Laughsome Center

Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.

The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.

The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.

Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49355029)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: flickering new version internal respiration

lol

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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM
Author: Trip hateful school

You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49921908)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

"the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup"

....everyday we stray further from the light of God.

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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Light weed whacker step-uncle's house

Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48567354)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Stimulating White Affirmative Action

Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49003554)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: concupiscible cordovan gay wizard

Damn, what a slut!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49926842)