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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Hyperactive hot liquid oxygen The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225252) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM Author: marvelous mauve den keepsake machete Sun is energy, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225967) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole
The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252) |
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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: ebony casino coffee pot Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245347) |
Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM Author: Adventurous amber faggot firefighter That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225274) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Silver Floppy Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239551) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: pink costumed national , he lisped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225281) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Boiling Water Water Buffalo Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225309) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM Author: Hyperactive hot liquid oxygen You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225444) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Boiling Water Water Buffalo I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225771) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM Author: Diverse cruel-hearted chapel fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225821) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM Author: Primrose Police Squad Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference
Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM Author: Diverse cruel-hearted chapel fanboi delusional take (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225822) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234981) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM Author: Opaque Public Bath Cumskin Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243826) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM Author: Primrose Police Squad *3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225953) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Slimy Hideous Prole That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225973) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM Author: Primrose Police Squad Kenny is the quintessential xo tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225979) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Hyperactive hot liquid oxygen Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226126) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Hyperactive hot liquid oxygen And they're seething about their boy Carlos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226197) |
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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Slimy Hideous Prole so mad kenny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245306) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM Author: Primrose Police Squad Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225956) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM Author: Primrose Police Squad bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters
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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025
answer: ZERO
yep, parity |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Slimy Hideous Prole Did Felix get a good night's sleep? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239299) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239550) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: Spectacular elite mother What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239312) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: Slimy Hideous Prole alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239486) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239548) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239553) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Slimy Hideous Prole This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240874) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Hyperactive hot liquid oxygen How many children did Fulano molest this week? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240881) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Duck-like Tan Property Deer Antler We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239552) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239557) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: Duck-like Tan Property Deer Antler Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239570) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad 189
and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM Author: Slimy Hideous Prole Kenny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241623) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Hyperactive hot liquid oxygen Fulano the Brown Molester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241633) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: splenetic site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242045) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER
lol Kenny
Not even Federer and lance managed this.
Must be the spaghetti and paella. |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: splenetic site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242044) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM Author: Hyperactive hot liquid oxygen Fulano the Brown Molester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242050) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM Author: Primrose Police Squad https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242477) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM Author: Snowy Corner One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242508) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM Author: Hyperactive hot liquid oxygen Explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242514) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: deranged stage low IQ schtick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242527) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Hyperactive hot liquid oxygen #1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis
Are you actually the one running a retard shtick? |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: Primrose Police Squad #1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242777) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM Author: Hyperactive hot liquid oxygen Every time?
https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Opaque Public Bath Cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243830) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243816) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium |
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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).
tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz) |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad Sinner finishes his season with…
58 wins 6 losses 6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000) 11.500 points
One of the best year end #2 seasons in history |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.
Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.
https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173 |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900 |
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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550
the market doesn't seem to agree with OP
https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: Slimy Hideous Prole Bump for AO and healthy meals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49598974) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49599041) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Stimulating Hairless Whorehouse Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49598977) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?
nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.
to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: Primrose Police Squad wow i called this one re tien (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49626059) |
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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM Author: Primrose Police Squad AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49616728) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: Primrose Police Squad AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49626057) |
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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM Author: Primrose Police Squad we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49632584) |
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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM Author: Hyperactive hot liquid oxygen Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?
Sinner lost
You were PWNED |
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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)
that's some serious parity. |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM Author: Hyperactive hot liquid oxygen Sinner lost bitch
Cram it up your ass |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM Author: Primrose Police Squad ๐ฎ๐น Jannik Sinner & ๐ช๐ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw
๐โ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐๐กโ๐๐ข๐ก ๐กโ๐๐ ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ 2024, ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐ด๐๐๐๐๐ฆ ๐ ๐ข๐๐๐๐ฃ
https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454 |
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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM Author: Primrose Police Squad bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49780103) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49861962) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM Author: supple tanning salon At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.
Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.
The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad! |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.
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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49887699) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad #54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49905054) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: Slimy Hideous Prole ran here. kenny vindicated again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49905107) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM Author: Primrose Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49905296) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: Hyperactive hot liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49919996) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope Bump for parity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49994012) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49994028) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life. Sinner is going to creampie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49994053) |