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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/09/14
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
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180 Nursing Home
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  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/09/14
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Autistic impressive striped hyena
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/09/14
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/09/14
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
obsidian partner home
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pale dilemma
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
wine abusive lettuce
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pale dilemma
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/09/14
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
vigorous saffron round eye piazza
  10/08/16
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obsidian partner home
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milky doctorate bawdyhouse
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Big Stag Film
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fluffy field
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Slate electric circlehead
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Curious red ladyboy
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Anal Stimulating School
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
goy orbison
  10/06/25
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startling church
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vivacious candlestick maker shitlib
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
histrionic maroon dragon
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
titillating nibblets
  10/11/14
?
nofapping orchestra pit
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
titillating nibblets
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Awkward forum headpube
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
splenetic crystalline parlour becky
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Honey-headed motley pisswyrm
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high-end house
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lol
Mind-boggling cuckold jewess
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
duck-like shrine
  10/09/14
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Autistic impressive striped hyena
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vivacious candlestick maker shitlib
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Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Mewling Base
  10/09/14
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exhilarant church building genital piercing
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
obsidian partner home
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Carnelian Hyperventilating Bbw
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
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  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/09/14
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Buck-toothed cobalt locale corn cake
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...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/09/14
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Vermilion ape
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
cracking medicated public bath sandwich
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Navy fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Buck-toothed cobalt locale corn cake
  10/09/14
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Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/09/14
180
Supple gold community account dog poop
  10/09/14
180
henna stirring senate
  10/09/14
180^180
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
...
Big Stag Film
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Autistic impressive striped hyena
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
cracking medicated public bath sandwich
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milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
rusted coiffed deer antler
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/09/14
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nofapping orchestra pit
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
laughsome tripping stead
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Lilac hot step-uncle's house crotch
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twisted comical resort giraffe
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Bull headed hissy fit
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
nudist area pozpig
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Anal Stimulating School
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Anal Stimulating School
  10/08/16
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Hairraiser olive volcanic crater
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
nofapping orchestra pit
  10/09/14
?
judgmental beady-eyed useless brakes
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
nofapping orchestra pit
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
hairless fishy hunting ground school cafeteria
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
massive iridescent set mood
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Godawful theatre
  10/11/14
180
cerebral know-it-all ticket booth water buffalo
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Razzle hell
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
nofapping orchestra pit
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milky doctorate bawdyhouse
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Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
exhilarant church building genital piercing
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
exhilarant church building genital piercing
  10/09/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Razzle hell
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
cracking medicated public bath sandwich
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...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Glittery laser beams
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Glittery laser beams
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
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green diverse ratface sanctuary
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Multi-colored theater stage azn
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Multi-colored theater stage azn
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Marvelous onyx trump supporter
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...
vivacious candlestick maker shitlib
  10/09/14
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Multi-colored theater stage azn
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
amethyst reading party
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/09/14
lol
rusted coiffed deer antler
  10/09/14
180
nofapping orchestra pit
  10/09/14
lmao
gay cruel-hearted native toilet seat
  10/09/14
tyft
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
Lol
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
...
talking snowy macaca
  10/09/14
This is good.
jet idiotic tanning salon messiness
  10/09/14
180 billion
Razzle hell
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Sexy property prole
  10/09/14
...
Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/09/14
180 this is great
mustard blood rage
  10/10/14
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Big Stag Film
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
soggy preventive strike den
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Aphrodisiac pistol
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Glittery laser beams
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Sickened irradiated gas station
  10/09/14
...
fantasy-prone pea-brained meetinghouse philosopher-king
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
concupiscible wild foreskin
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Dashing poppy windowlicker
  10/09/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
...
concupiscible wild foreskin
  10/09/14
...
vivacious candlestick maker shitlib
  10/27/14
...
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Thirsty Puppy Keepsake Machete
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Fiercely-loyal roommate
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Anal Stimulating School
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
jet idiotic tanning salon messiness
  10/09/14
titcr
concupiscible wild foreskin
  10/09/14
...
jet idiotic tanning salon messiness
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
rusted coiffed deer antler
  10/09/14
...
Big Stag Film
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Multi-colored theater stage azn
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
disrespectful filthy market karate
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
massive iridescent set mood
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Chocolate Business Firm Faggot Firefighter
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
rusted coiffed deer antler
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Mewling Base
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Thirsty Puppy Keepsake Machete
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
jet idiotic tanning salon messiness
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
fluffy field
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Thirsty Puppy Keepsake Machete
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
fluffy field
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
razzle-dazzle plaza
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
azure appetizing cruise ship
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
bat-shit-crazy flirting wagecucks
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
grizzly spectacular athletic conference
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Multi-colored theater stage azn
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Dashing poppy windowlicker
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Multi-colored theater stage azn
  10/09/14
...
cracking medicated public bath sandwich
  10/10/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
...
concupiscible wild foreskin
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Glittery laser beams
  10/09/14
...
racy pontificating boiling water
  10/09/14
...
Trip Burgundy Station International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/12/14
1800000000
Doobsian Hall Half-breed
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
nofapping orchestra pit
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
racy pontificating boiling water
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
rusted coiffed deer antler
  10/09/14
...
Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
nofapping orchestra pit
  10/09/14
Loling hard
jet idiotic tanning salon messiness
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
green diverse ratface sanctuary
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Plum national codepig
  10/09/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
bat-shit-crazy flirting wagecucks
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
nofapping orchestra pit
  10/09/14
fuckk me
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
nofapping orchestra pit
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Anal Stimulating School
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Multi-colored theater stage azn
  10/09/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
histrionic maroon dragon
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
concupiscible wild foreskin
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
lime theater tank
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
hairless fishy hunting ground school cafeteria
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
green diverse ratface sanctuary
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
rusted coiffed deer antler
  10/09/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Sexy property prole
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Anal Stimulating School
  10/09/14
...
Anal Stimulating School
  10/10/14
...
Razzle hell
  10/09/14
i could see it
nofapping orchestra pit
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
flickering black spot skinny woman
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
...
Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
twinkling location
  06/27/16
...
Haunting aromatic idea he suggested
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Multi-colored theater stage azn
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Swashbuckling mischievous rigpig gaping
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
fragrant rehab mother
  10/10/14
WTF?
gay cruel-hearted native toilet seat
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
gay cruel-hearted native toilet seat
  10/10/14
...
nofapping orchestra pit
  10/10/14
120
Doobsian Hall Half-breed
  10/10/14
post the pic again
hairless fishy hunting ground school cafeteria
  10/10/14
...
jet idiotic tanning salon messiness
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/10/14
...
Multi-colored theater stage azn
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Glittery laser beams
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Mewling Base
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Mewling Base
  10/10/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
dead center
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
massive iridescent set mood
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Buck-toothed cobalt locale corn cake
  10/10/14
...
Territorial Contagious Knife
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Naked twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
nofapping orchestra pit
  10/10/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/10/14
...
jet idiotic tanning salon messiness
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Hideous floppy internal respiration
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
nofapping orchestra pit
  10/10/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
jet idiotic tanning salon messiness
  10/10/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Underhanded Therapy Parlor
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Mewling Base
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
nudist area pozpig
  10/10/14
180
Apoplectic whorehouse
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Soul-stirring big-titted chapel
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
histrionic maroon dragon
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
nudist area pozpig
  10/10/14
...
Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Brindle Charismatic Toaster Gaming Laptop
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
rusted coiffed deer antler
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/10/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/10/14
...
Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Naked twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
odious pungent sex offender
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Cheese-eating Disgusting Casino Antidepressant Drug
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/11/14
omg
histrionic maroon dragon
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Bespoke Umber Trailer Park Persian
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
lake stage jap
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Haunting aromatic idea he suggested
  10/11/14
...
nofapping orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
lake stage jap
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
arrogant offensive trust fund
  10/11/14
...
Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Curious red ladyboy
  10/18/14
...
emerald electric furnace coldplay fan
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Sticky Translucent Menage Clown
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Spruce fear-inspiring ceo jew
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
vivacious candlestick maker shitlib
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Adventurous Primrose Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
lake stage jap
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
histrionic maroon dragon
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Adventurous Primrose Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/11/14
...
Anal Stimulating School
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Mewling Base
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
laughsome tripping stead
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
Territorial Contagious Knife
  10/11/14
...
Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/11/14
...
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
vivacious candlestick maker shitlib
  10/27/14
lmfao
Carnelian Hyperventilating Bbw
  10/11/14
amazing
Silver Library
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
jet idiotic tanning salon messiness
  10/11/14
180
rusted coiffed deer antler
  10/11/14
...
cracking medicated public bath sandwich
  10/11/14
...
Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
vivacious candlestick maker shitlib
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Scarlet embarrassed to the bone stain address
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Sticky Translucent Menage Clown
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
lake stage jap
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Spruce fear-inspiring ceo jew
  10/11/14
...
arrogant offensive trust fund
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
slimy adulterous lodge place of business
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Supple gold community account dog poop
  03/28/16
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
rose bonkers university weed whacker
  10/11/14
...
Geriatric quadroon
  10/11/14
...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
plz poast
exciting unholy abode
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Geriatric quadroon
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
green diverse ratface sanctuary
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
talented cocky legend brunch
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
azure appetizing cruise ship
  10/11/14
For the love of god
jet idiotic tanning salon messiness
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
azure appetizing cruise ship
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Mewling Base
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Swollen galvanic cumskin son of senegal
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
orchid thriller multi-billionaire corner
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Anal Stimulating School
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
green diverse ratface sanctuary
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Glittery laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
jet idiotic tanning salon messiness
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Territorial Contagious Knife
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
lol 180
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
talented cocky legend brunch
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
provocative principal's office stock car
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Glittery laser beams
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Boyish costumed regret mad cow disease
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Bearded Ocher Office Gunner
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Bearded Ocher Office Gunner
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Autistic impressive striped hyena
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Razzmatazz faggotry selfie
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Glittery laser beams
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Doobsian Hall Half-breed
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
histrionic maroon dragon
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Razzmatazz faggotry selfie
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Puce Locus
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Boyish costumed regret mad cow disease
  10/11/14
...
green diverse ratface sanctuary
  10/11/14
cr
Lascivious Hyperactive Incel
  10/11/14
Amen.
flesh bipolar indirect expression
  10/11/14
lol cr
twisted comical resort giraffe
  10/11/14
...
fluffy field
  10/11/14
...
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/11/14
...
Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/11/14
...
vivacious candlestick maker shitlib
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
azure appetizing cruise ship
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
racy pontificating boiling water
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
azure appetizing cruise ship
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
histrionic maroon dragon
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
azure appetizing cruise ship
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
histrionic maroon dragon
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
azure appetizing cruise ship
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
racy pontificating boiling water
  10/11/14
180
ebony vibrant kitty hairy legs
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
azure appetizing cruise ship
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
carmine dopamine
  10/11/14
...
racy pontificating boiling water
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
talented cocky legend brunch
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
racy pontificating boiling water
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
azure appetizing cruise ship
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
jet idiotic tanning salon messiness
  10/11/14
...
Glittery laser beams
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Doobsian Hall Half-breed
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Anal Stimulating School
  10/11/14
lol
indigo space alpha
  10/11/14
underrated
Thirsty Puppy Keepsake Machete
  10/11/14
...
bronze self-centered lay feces
  10/12/14
...
vivacious candlestick maker shitlib
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
disrespectful filthy market karate
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
jet idiotic tanning salon messiness
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
disrespectful filthy market karate
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
disrespectful filthy market karate
  10/11/14
...
vivacious candlestick maker shitlib
  10/27/14
lol
rebellious hospital milk
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Haunting aromatic idea he suggested
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Charcoal bateful site
  10/11/14
...
Passionate flushed idiot
  10/11/14
180
Swollen galvanic cumskin son of senegal
  10/11/14
180
Autistic impressive striped hyena
  10/11/14
180
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/11/14
...
fluffy field
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
kitty cat
  10/11/14
...
Drab sound barrier
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Honey-headed motley pisswyrm
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
talented cocky legend brunch
  10/11/14
...
nofapping orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
180
Swollen galvanic cumskin son of senegal
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
talented cocky legend brunch
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
talented cocky legend brunch
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
razzle-dazzle plaza
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Ruddy federal institution affirmative action
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Glittery laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Mewling Base
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
vivacious candlestick maker shitlib
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
Go on...
vivacious candlestick maker shitlib
  10/27/14
...
razzle-dazzle plaza
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Mewling Base
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
pit cuck
  10/11/14
...
Mewling Base
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Ruddy federal institution affirmative action
  10/11/14
Yessir.
pit cuck
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Anal Stimulating School
  10/11/14
...
arrogant offensive trust fund
  10/11/14
...
Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
well-lubricated point
  10/12/14
...
vivacious candlestick maker shitlib
  10/27/14
...
bronze self-centered lay feces
  10/12/14
...
vivacious candlestick maker shitlib
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Bespoke Umber Trailer Park Persian
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
fluffy field
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Ruddy federal institution affirmative action
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
vivacious candlestick maker shitlib
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Autistic impressive striped hyena
  10/11/14
...
Amber Kitchen
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
slap-happy masturbator
  10/11/14
...
Amber Kitchen
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
nofapping orchestra pit
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
talking snowy macaca
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Sticky Translucent Menage Clown
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Bespoke Umber Trailer Park Persian
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
razzle-dazzle plaza
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Glittery laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
Fiercely-loyal roommate
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
slippery painfully honest indian lodge immigrant
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
rose bonkers university weed whacker
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
rose bonkers university weed whacker
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
friendly grandma famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
...
hairless fishy hunting ground school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/11/14
Oh my
Mewling Base
  10/11/14
omg
Crimson Background Story
  10/11/14
...
infuriating shaky garrison turdskin
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
talented cocky legend brunch
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Mewling Base
  10/11/14
...
Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
rusted coiffed deer antler
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Crimson Background Story
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
unhinged state
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Fuchsia alcoholic range potus
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
nudist area pozpig
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
friendly grandma famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
vengeful citrine national security agency
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
odious pungent sex offender
  10/11/14
...
disrespectful filthy market karate
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
Trip Burgundy Station International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Soul-stirring big-titted chapel
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
aqua liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
fluffy field
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Godawful theatre
  10/11/14
wtf
generalized bond heaven
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Learning disabled mexican
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
odious pungent sex offender
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Learning disabled mexican
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Charcoal bateful site
  10/11/14
...
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
nudist area pozpig
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Ruddy federal institution affirmative action
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Apoplectic whorehouse
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Ruddy federal institution affirmative action
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
odious pungent sex offender
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
unhinged state
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Ruddy federal institution affirmative action
  10/11/14
...
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
razzle-dazzle plaza
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
unhinged state
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Charcoal bateful site
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
hateful
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Irate goal in life pocket flask
  11/21/15
...
pit cuck
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
gtfo
green diverse ratface sanctuary
  10/12/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
zippy
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Sticky Translucent Menage Clown
  10/11/14
?
Dashing poppy windowlicker
  10/11/14
...
Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Narrow-minded degenerate
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Doobsian Hall Half-breed
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Narrow-minded degenerate
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Crimson Background Story
  10/11/14
...
Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Ruby Boistinker
  10/11/14
lol
Copper Private Investor Box Office
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
fluffy field
  10/12/14
180
low-t people who are hurt
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/11/14
120
duck-like shrine
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Mewling Base
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
fluffy field
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
fluffy field
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Glittery laser beams
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Cordovan fighting marketing idea
  10/12/14
...
lake stage jap
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Sexy property prole
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
racy pontificating boiling water
  10/12/14
...
rose bonkers university weed whacker
  12/06/14
...
lake stage jap
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
pervert
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
jet-lagged mint cuckoldry
  10/12/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/12/14
Well!?
talking snowy macaca
  10/12/14
...
lake stage jap
  10/12/14
plz respond
racy pontificating boiling water
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
judgmental beady-eyed useless brakes
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
arrogant offensive trust fund
  10/12/14
Well?
Soul-stirring big-titted chapel
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
bistre effete juggernaut
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Dashing poppy windowlicker
  10/12/14
180000000
Swollen galvanic cumskin son of senegal
  10/12/14
??
gay cruel-hearted native toilet seat
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
brilliant confused
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
rusted coiffed deer antler
  10/12/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/12/14
K, ty.
rusted coiffed deer antler
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
rusted coiffed deer antler
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/12/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/12/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
green diverse ratface sanctuary
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Dashing poppy windowlicker
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/12/14
...
Mewling Base
  10/12/14
...
vengeful citrine national security agency
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
pit cuck
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Boyish costumed regret mad cow disease
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Sexy property prole
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
azure appetizing cruise ship
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Doobsian Hall Half-breed
  10/12/14
please continue
bronze self-centered lay feces
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
racy pontificating boiling water
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
pit cuck
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/12/14
...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
histrionic maroon dragon
  10/12/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Brass fat ankles
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Brass fat ankles
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Adventurous Primrose Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
  10/12/14
ty
Anal Stimulating School
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Brass fat ankles
  10/12/14
And scene.
fluffy field
  10/12/14
nigger
Anal Stimulating School
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
fluffy field
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
fluffy field
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Brass fat ankles
  10/12/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/12/14
...
Bearded Ocher Office Gunner
  10/12/14
...
fluffy field
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/12/14
...
odious pungent sex offender
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
azure appetizing cruise ship
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
pink
  10/12/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
free-loading walnut
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
generalized bond heaven
  10/12/14
You don't?
Navy fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/12/14
...
pit cuck
  10/12/14
wtf
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
disrespectful filthy market karate
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
disrespectful filthy market karate
  10/12/14
...
Cordovan fighting marketing idea
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Scarlet embarrassed to the bone stain address
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
disrespectful filthy market karate
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
unhinged state
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
disrespectful filthy market karate
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Scarlet embarrassed to the bone stain address
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
histrionic maroon dragon
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
nofapping orchestra pit
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
massive iridescent set mood
  10/12/14
...
Honey-headed motley pisswyrm
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
bat-shit-crazy flirting wagecucks
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Anal Stimulating School
  10/12/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
hateful
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
aqua liquid oxygen
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
talented cocky legend brunch
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
  10/12/14
...
Irate goal in life pocket flask
  11/21/15
...
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
fluffy field
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Haunting aromatic idea he suggested
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Arousing lavender digit ratio stage
  10/13/14
180, ty.
rusted coiffed deer antler
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
mauve french chef
  10/12/14
180
Flatulent Psychic Hominid
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Old Irish Cottage
  10/31/16
...
Irate goal in life pocket flask
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Opaque Kink-friendly
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Drab sound barrier
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
unhinged state
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
massive iridescent set mood
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Curious red ladyboy
  10/18/14
...
Irate goal in life pocket flask
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Soul-stirring big-titted chapel
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
green diverse ratface sanctuary
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Trip Burgundy Station International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Charcoal bateful site
  10/13/14
?
Trip Burgundy Station International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/13/14
...
Marvelous onyx trump supporter
  10/27/14
...
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Glittery laser beams
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
nudist area pozpig
  12/06/14
...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  04/07/15
...
Drab sound barrier
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
harsh fanboi goyim
  04/22/15
...
gay cruel-hearted native toilet seat
  05/17/15
...
ivory
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Glittery laser beams
  08/18/15
update?
internet-worthy filthpig mediation
  10/06/15
...
Angry sweet tailpipe
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
  10/11/15
...
Crimson Background Story
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Very tactful
  10/12/15
bump
Dashing poppy windowlicker
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
violet love of her life
  11/25/15
...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  12/27/15
...
ivory
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Double Fault Personal Credit Line
  03/10/16
...
fantasy-prone pea-brained meetinghouse philosopher-king
  03/28/16
...
Metal wonderful queen of the night tattoo
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
  06/27/16
...
Trip Burgundy Station International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/21/16
...
buff main people
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  08/22/16
...
maize elastic band yarmulke
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
sinister scourge upon the earth
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
maniacal legal warrant black woman
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
sinister scourge upon the earth
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
maize elastic band yarmulke
  09/13/16
...
vivacious candlestick maker shitlib
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
maize elastic band yarmulke
  09/13/16
Game of ""
yellow mental disorder
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
maize elastic band yarmulke
  09/13/16
...
magical newt roast beef
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
buff main people
  09/13/16
...
Angry sweet tailpipe
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
vigorous saffron round eye piazza
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
massive iridescent set mood
  10/31/16
:-)
zombie-like coral dingle berry
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
zombie-like coral dingle berry
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
startled
  10/31/16
...
Irate goal in life pocket flask
  10/09/18
...
Honey-headed motley pisswyrm
  11/21/16
...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  01/10/17
...
Pearly Organic Girlfriend
  02/04/17
...
Honey-headed motley pisswyrm
  02/04/17
...
zombie-like coral dingle berry
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
frum house-broken brethren
  02/04/17
...
zombie-like coral dingle berry
  02/04/17
...
zombie-like coral dingle berry
  02/04/17
...
startled
  02/05/17
...
zombie-like coral dingle berry
  02/08/17
...
mentally impaired orange sneaky criminal coffee pot
  06/28/17
...
Lemon dysfunction
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Boltzmann
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
violent rigor
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
frum house-broken brethren
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Bespoke Umber Trailer Park Persian
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Crawly stubborn
  12/18/17
...
Rambunctious Travel Guidebook
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
chrome erotic
  01/06/18
...
magical newt roast beef
  02/06/18
...
Silver Library
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
startled
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Boltzmann
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Pearl
  10/09/18
...
henna stirring senate
  10/17/18
...
Purple nowag
  05/19/19
...
emerald electric furnace coldplay fan
  05/19/19
...
unhinged state
  10/14/19
...
milky doctorate bawdyhouse
  05/05/20
...
Sooty mad-dog skullcap new version
  06/28/20
...
sepia factory reset button
  06/29/20
...
unhinged state
  07/10/20
...
Bull headed hissy fit
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
drunken light depressive telephone
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
dull wrinkle
  10/10/20
TITCR
Impertinent Really Tough Guy
  02/17/21
...
Pearl
  10/08/21
...
aquamarine associate
  02/17/21
...
unhinged state
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Chocolate Business Firm Faggot Firefighter
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Sienna
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Sienna
  10/11/21
...
Pearl
  10/07/22
...
frisky gay wizard chad
  12/02/21
...
bright death wish
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
bat shit crazy
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
sinister scourge upon the earth
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Ultramarine overrated
  10/10/22
...
frisky gay wizard chad
  10/10/22
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
frisky gay wizard chad
  11/23/22
...
Fiercely-loyal roommate
  05/06/23
...
domesticated yapping
  05/06/23
Time flies
up-to-no-good indecent
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Very tactful
  05/06/23
...
bright death wish
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
bat shit crazy
  10/09/23
...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
cream
  10/09/23
...
startled
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
  10/20/23
...
startled
  10/20/23
...
zombie-like coral dingle berry
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Sable out-of-control
  10/20/23
...
frisky gay wizard chad
  10/20/23
...
Pearl
  10/20/23
...
bossy
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Cyan
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
sadistic party of the first part temple
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Fiercely-loyal roommate
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: rusted coiffed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Autistic impressive striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: 180 Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: wine abusive lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Excitant clear halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Autistic impressive striped hyena

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: obsidian partner home

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: pale dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: wine abusive lettuce

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: pale dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: vigorous saffron round eye piazza

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: obsidian partner home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Big Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: gay cruel-hearted native toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Glittery laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Heady Deranged Voyeur Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: fluffy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Slate electric circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Curious red ladyboy

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Anal Stimulating School

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: startling church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: histrionic maroon dragon

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: titillating nibblets

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: titillating nibblets

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Awkward forum headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: splenetic crystalline parlour becky

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Honey-headed motley pisswyrm

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: high-end house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cuckold jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: duck-like shrine

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Autistic impressive striped hyena

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Mewling Base

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: exhilarant church building genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: obsidian partner home

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Carnelian Hyperventilating Bbw

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: talented cocky legend brunch

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Buck-toothed cobalt locale corn cake

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Vermilion ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: cracking medicated public bath sandwich

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Buck-toothed cobalt locale corn cake

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Supple gold community account dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: henna stirring senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Big Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Autistic impressive striped hyena

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: cracking medicated public bath sandwich

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: rusted coiffed deer antler

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: laughsome tripping stead

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Lilac hot step-uncle's house crotch

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: twisted comical resort giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Bull headed hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: nudist area pozpig

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Anal Stimulating School

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Anal Stimulating School

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser olive volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: judgmental beady-eyed useless brakes

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: hairless fishy hunting ground school cafeteria

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: massive iridescent set mood

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Godawful theatre

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: cerebral know-it-all ticket booth water buffalo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Razzle hell

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: exhilarant church building genital piercing

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: exhilarant church building genital piercing

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Razzle hell

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: cracking medicated public bath sandwich

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Glittery laser beams

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Glittery laser beams

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: green diverse ratface sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage azn

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage azn

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: amethyst reading party

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: rusted coiffed deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: gay cruel-hearted native toilet seat

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: talking snowy macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: jet idiotic tanning salon messiness

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Razzle hell

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Sexy property prole

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: mustard blood rage

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Big Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: soggy preventive strike den

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pistol

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Glittery laser beams

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Sickened irradiated gas station

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: fantasy-prone pea-brained meetinghouse philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: concupiscible wild foreskin

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Dashing poppy windowlicker

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: concupiscible wild foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Thirsty Puppy Keepsake Machete

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal roommate

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Anal Stimulating School

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: jet idiotic tanning salon messiness

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: concupiscible wild foreskin

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: jet idiotic tanning salon messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: rusted coiffed deer antler

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Big Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage azn

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: disrespectful filthy market karate

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: massive iridescent set mood

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Chocolate Business Firm Faggot Firefighter

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: rusted coiffed deer antler

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Mewling Base

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Thirsty Puppy Keepsake Machete

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: jet idiotic tanning salon messiness

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: fluffy field

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Thirsty Puppy Keepsake Machete

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: fluffy field

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle plaza

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: azure appetizing cruise ship

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy flirting wagecucks

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: grizzly spectacular athletic conference

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage azn

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Dashing poppy windowlicker

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage azn

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: cracking medicated public bath sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: concupiscible wild foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Glittery laser beams

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: racy pontificating boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Trip Burgundy Station International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Doobsian Hall Half-breed

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: racy pontificating boiling water

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: rusted coiffed deer antler

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: jet idiotic tanning salon messiness

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: green diverse ratface sanctuary

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Plum national codepig

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy flirting wagecucks

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Anal Stimulating School

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage azn

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: histrionic maroon dragon

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: concupiscible wild foreskin

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: lime theater tank

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: hairless fishy hunting ground school cafeteria

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: green diverse ratface sanctuary

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: rusted coiffed deer antler

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Sexy property prole

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Anal Stimulating School

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Anal Stimulating School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Razzle hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: flickering black spot skinny woman

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: twinkling location

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Haunting aromatic idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage azn

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mischievous rigpig gaping

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: fragrant rehab mother

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: gay cruel-hearted native toilet seat

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: gay cruel-hearted native toilet seat

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Doobsian Hall Half-breed

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: hairless fishy hunting ground school cafeteria

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: jet idiotic tanning salon messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Glittery laser beams

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Mewling Base

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Mewling Base

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: dead center

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: massive iridescent set mood

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Buck-toothed cobalt locale corn cake

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Territorial Contagious Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Naked twinkling uncleanness

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: jet idiotic tanning salon messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Hideous floppy internal respiration

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: jet idiotic tanning salon messiness

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Underhanded Therapy Parlor

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Mewling Base

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: nudist area pozpig

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Apoplectic whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring big-titted chapel

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: histrionic maroon dragon

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: nudist area pozpig

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Brindle Charismatic Toaster Gaming Laptop

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: rusted coiffed deer antler

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Naked twinkling uncleanness

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: odious pungent sex offender

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Disgusting Casino Antidepressant Drug

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: histrionic maroon dragon

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Bespoke Umber Trailer Park Persian

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: lake stage jap

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Haunting aromatic idea he suggested

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: lake stage jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: arrogant offensive trust fund

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Curious red ladyboy

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: emerald electric furnace coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Sticky Translucent Menage Clown

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Spruce fear-inspiring ceo jew

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Adventurous Primrose Crackhouse Police Squad

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: lake stage jap

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: histrionic maroon dragon

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Adventurous Primrose Crackhouse Police Squad

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Anal Stimulating School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Mewling Base

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: laughsome tripping stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Territorial Contagious Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Carnelian Hyperventilating Bbw

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Silver Library

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: jet idiotic tanning salon messiness

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: rusted coiffed deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: cracking medicated public bath sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Scarlet embarrassed to the bone stain address

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Sticky Translucent Menage Clown

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: lake stage jap

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Spruce fear-inspiring ceo jew

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: arrogant offensive trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: slimy adulterous lodge place of business

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Supple gold community account dog poop

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: rose bonkers university weed whacker

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Geriatric quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: exciting unholy abode

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Geriatric quadroon

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: green diverse ratface sanctuary

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: talented cocky legend brunch

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: azure appetizing cruise ship

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: jet idiotic tanning salon messiness

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: azure appetizing cruise ship

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Mewling Base

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Swollen galvanic cumskin son of senegal

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: orchid thriller multi-billionaire corner

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Anal Stimulating School

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: green diverse ratface sanctuary

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Glittery laser beams

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: jet idiotic tanning salon messiness

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Territorial Contagious Knife

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: talented cocky legend brunch

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: provocative principal's office stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Glittery laser beams

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Boyish costumed regret mad cow disease

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Bearded Ocher Office Gunner

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Bearded Ocher Office Gunner

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Autistic impressive striped hyena

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Razzmatazz faggotry selfie

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Glittery laser beams

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Doobsian Hall Half-breed

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: histrionic maroon dragon

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Razzmatazz faggotry selfie

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Puce Locus

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Boyish costumed regret mad cow disease

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: green diverse ratface sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Lascivious Hyperactive Incel

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: flesh bipolar indirect expression

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: twisted comical resort giraffe

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: fluffy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: azure appetizing cruise ship

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: racy pontificating boiling water

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: azure appetizing cruise ship

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: histrionic maroon dragon

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: azure appetizing cruise ship

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: histrionic maroon dragon

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: azure appetizing cruise ship

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: racy pontificating boiling water

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: ebony vibrant kitty hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: azure appetizing cruise ship

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: carmine dopamine

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: racy pontificating boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: talented cocky legend brunch

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: racy pontificating boiling water

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: azure appetizing cruise ship

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: jet idiotic tanning salon messiness

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Glittery laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Doobsian Hall Half-breed

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Anal Stimulating School

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: indigo space alpha

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Thirsty Puppy Keepsake Machete

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: bronze self-centered lay feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: disrespectful filthy market karate

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: jet idiotic tanning salon messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: disrespectful filthy market karate

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: disrespectful filthy market karate

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: rebellious hospital milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Haunting aromatic idea he suggested

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Charcoal bateful site

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Passionate flushed idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Swollen galvanic cumskin son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Autistic impressive striped hyena

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: fluffy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author:  kitty cat

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Drab sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Honey-headed motley pisswyrm

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: talented cocky legend brunch

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Swollen galvanic cumskin son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: talented cocky legend brunch

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: talented cocky legend brunch

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle plaza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Ruddy federal institution affirmative action

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Glittery laser beams

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Mewling Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Mewling Base

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author:  pit cuck

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Mewling Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Ruddy federal institution affirmative action

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  pit cuck

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Anal Stimulating School

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: arrogant offensive trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author:  well-lubricated point

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: bronze self-centered lay feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Bespoke Umber Trailer Park Persian

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: fluffy field

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Ruddy federal institution affirmative action

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Autistic impressive striped hyena

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Amber Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  slap-happy masturbator

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Amber Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: talking snowy macaca

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Sticky Translucent Menage Clown

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Bespoke Umber Trailer Park Persian

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle plaza

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Glittery laser beams

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: slippery painfully honest indian lodge immigrant

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: rose bonkers university weed whacker

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: rose bonkers university weed whacker

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  friendly grandma famous landscape painting

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: hairless fishy hunting ground school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Mewling Base

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Crimson Background Story

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: infuriating shaky garrison turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: talented cocky legend brunch

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Mewling Base

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: rusted coiffed deer antler

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Crimson Background Story

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  unhinged state

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia alcoholic range potus

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: nudist area pozpig

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  friendly grandma famous landscape painting

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: vengeful citrine national security agency

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: odious pungent sex offender

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: disrespectful filthy market karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Trip Burgundy Station International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring big-titted chapel

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: aqua liquid oxygen

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: fluffy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Godawful theatre

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  generalized bond heaven

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Learning disabled mexican

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: odious pungent sex offender

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Learning disabled mexican

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Charcoal bateful site

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: nudist area pozpig

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Ruddy federal institution affirmative action

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Apoplectic whorehouse

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Ruddy federal institution affirmative action

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: odious pungent sex offender

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  unhinged state

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Ruddy federal institution affirmative action

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle plaza

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  unhinged state

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Charcoal bateful site

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author:  hateful

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Irate goal in life pocket flask

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author:  pit cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: green diverse ratface sanctuary

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: zippy

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Sticky Translucent Menage Clown

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Dashing poppy windowlicker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Narrow-minded degenerate

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Doobsian Hall Half-breed

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded degenerate

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Crimson Background Story

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author:  Ruby Boistinker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Copper Private Investor Box Office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: fluffy field

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: low-t people who are hurt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: duck-like shrine

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Mewling Base

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: fluffy field

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: fluffy field

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Glittery laser beams

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Cordovan fighting marketing idea

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: lake stage jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Sexy property prole

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: racy pontificating boiling water

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: rose bonkers university weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: lake stage jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  pervert

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: jet-lagged mint cuckoldry

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: talking snowy macaca

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: lake stage jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: racy pontificating boiling water

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: judgmental beady-eyed useless brakes

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: arrogant offensive trust fund

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Soul-stirring big-titted chapel

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: bistre effete juggernaut

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Dashing poppy windowlicker

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Swollen galvanic cumskin son of senegal

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: gay cruel-hearted native toilet seat

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: brilliant confused

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: rusted coiffed deer antler

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: rusted coiffed deer antler

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: rusted coiffed deer antler

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: green diverse ratface sanctuary

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Dashing poppy windowlicker

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Mewling Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: vengeful citrine national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author:  pit cuck

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Boyish costumed regret mad cow disease

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Sexy property prole

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: azure appetizing cruise ship

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Doobsian Hall Half-breed

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: bronze self-centered lay feces

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: racy pontificating boiling water

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author:  pit cuck

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: 

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: histrionic maroon dragon

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Brass fat ankles

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Brass fat ankles

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Adventurous Primrose Crackhouse Police Squad

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: 

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Anal Stimulating School

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: 

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Brass fat ankles

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: fluffy field

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Anal Stimulating School

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: fluffy field

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: fluffy field

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Brass fat ankles

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Bearded Ocher Office Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: fluffy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: odious pungent sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: azure appetizing cruise ship

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: pink

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: free-loading walnut

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  generalized bond heaven

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Navy fortuitous meteor

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author:  pit cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: disrespectful filthy market karate

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: disrespectful filthy market karate

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Cordovan fighting marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Scarlet embarrassed to the bone stain address

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: disrespectful filthy market karate

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  unhinged state

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: disrespectful filthy market karate

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Scarlet embarrassed to the bone stain address

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: histrionic maroon dragon

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: nofapping orchestra pit

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: massive iridescent set mood

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Honey-headed motley pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy flirting wagecucks

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Anal Stimulating School

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author:  hateful

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: aqua liquid oxygen

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: talented cocky legend brunch

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: 

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Irate goal in life pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: fluffy field

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Haunting aromatic idea he suggested

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Arousing lavender digit ratio stage

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: rusted coiffed deer antler

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: mauve french chef

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: Flatulent Psychic Hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  Old Irish Cottage

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Irate goal in life pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: 

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Opaque Kink-friendly

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Drab sound barrier

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  unhinged state

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: massive iridescent set mood

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Curious red ladyboy

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Irate goal in life pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring big-titted chapel

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: green diverse ratface sanctuary

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Trip Burgundy Station International Law Enforcement Agency

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Charcoal bateful site

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Trip Burgundy Station International Law Enforcement Agency

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Marvelous onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Glittery laser beams

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: nudist area pozpig

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Drab sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author:  harsh fanboi goyim

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: gay cruel-hearted native toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: ivory



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Glittery laser beams

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: internet-worthy filthpig mediation

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Angry sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: 

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Crimson Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Very tactful

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Dashing poppy windowlicker

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: violet love of her life

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: ivory



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author:  Double Fault Personal Credit Line

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: fantasy-prone pea-brained meetinghouse philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Metal wonderful queen of the night tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: 

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Trip Burgundy Station International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  buff main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: maize elastic band yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  sinister scourge upon the earth

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: maniacal legal warrant black woman

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  sinister scourge upon the earth

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: maize elastic band yarmulke

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: vivacious candlestick maker shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: maize elastic band yarmulke

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: yellow mental disorder

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: maize elastic band yarmulke

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: magical newt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  buff main people

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Angry sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: vigorous saffron round eye piazza

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: massive iridescent set mood

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: zombie-like coral dingle berry

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: zombie-like coral dingle berry

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: startled

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Irate goal in life pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Honey-headed motley pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Pearly Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Honey-headed motley pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: zombie-like coral dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: frum house-broken brethren

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: zombie-like coral dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: zombie-like coral dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: startled



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: zombie-like coral dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: mentally impaired orange sneaky criminal coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Lemon dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author:  Boltzmann

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: violent rigor

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: frum house-broken brethren

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Bespoke Umber Trailer Park Persian

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Crawly stubborn

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author:  Rambunctious Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: chrome erotic

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: magical newt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Silver Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: startled

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author:  Boltzmann

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Pearl

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: henna stirring senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Purple nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: emerald electric furnace coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  unhinged state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: milky doctorate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Sooty mad-dog skullcap new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author:  sepia factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  unhinged state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Bull headed hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: drunken light depressive telephone

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: dull wrinkle

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Impertinent Really Tough Guy

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Pearl



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: aquamarine associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  unhinged state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Chocolate Business Firm Faggot Firefighter

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Sienna

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Sienna

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Pearl



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  frisky gay wizard chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: bright death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: bat shit crazy

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  sinister scourge upon the earth

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine overrated

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  frisky gay wizard chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  frisky gay wizard chad

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: domesticated yapping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: up-to-no-good indecent

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Very tactful

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: bright death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: bat shit crazy

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: cream

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: startled



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: startled



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: zombie-like coral dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Sable out-of-control

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  frisky gay wizard chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Pearl



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: bossy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author:  Cyan

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: sadistic party of the first part temple

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal roommate

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330062)