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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
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HOW much younger
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11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
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send her a dick pic
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she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
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fuck her, and society, right in the ass
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laughing so hard at this
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what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
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Depends. How attractive is she?
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not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
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?
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imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
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bump for columbus day
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At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
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lol
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Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
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brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
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He speaks for all of us
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Sounds like Festivus
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Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
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Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
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yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
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lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
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cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
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could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
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Shrewd
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Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
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180
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180
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180^180
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Pale Galvanic Candlestick Maker
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what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
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how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
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"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
diverse mauve dysfunction
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seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
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vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
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How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
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second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
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No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
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You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
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describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
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i have no recollection of posting in this thread
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OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Blue racy stage nibblets
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?
At-the-ready Cowardly Orchestra Pit
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it's a serious issue bro
Blue racy stage nibblets
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(xo 2014)
Pearl Heaven Lettuce
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or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
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a damning indictment.
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180
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if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
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cr. swiping overrides biology
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Unhinged house-broken library brethren
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Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
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1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
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And 10/10 xo women
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Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
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Titcr Occam's razor bro
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It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
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exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
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message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
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UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
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lol
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180
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lmao
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tyft
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
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Lol
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...
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This is good.
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180 billion
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well. fucking. played.
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very well executed, flame or not
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Unhinged house-broken library brethren
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180 this is great
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The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
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yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
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Stfu we need this, badly.
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(no fun guy)
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(Guy who needs to STFU)
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Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
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UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
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LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
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oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
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  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
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u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
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I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Translucent business firm affirmative action
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titcr
alcoholic cuckold dilemma
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...
Translucent business firm affirmative action
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why is she nervous?
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Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
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EDM sluts too YNY..
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this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
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get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
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Looks like a double date to me.
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The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Godawful genital piercing hall
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Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
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Post a pic of sis
talking cerebral incel space
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
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  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
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yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
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MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
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I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Translucent business firm affirmative action
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"MUCH more likely" tyft
Salmon black woman
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well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Wild set
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Salmon black woman
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box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
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underrated suggestion
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selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
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  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
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  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
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ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
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DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
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i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
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...
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...
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I've literally never been more excited in my life.
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...
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...
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1800000000
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  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
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life is hard as shit they should fuck
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I really like this as just a general motto.
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...
Unhinged house-broken library brethren
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
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Loling hard
Translucent business firm affirmative action
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Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
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  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
lavender property
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
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...
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there's prime real estate for sale further up.
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UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
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backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
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fuckk me
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you have to fuck her now, it's done
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i know u IRL
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god's work, friend OP- dem titties
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...
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unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
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*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
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  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Slippery kink-friendly stag film becky
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Pearl Heaven Lettuce
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
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Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
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...
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multiple lols from reading this thread
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discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
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...
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i could see it
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
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...
Unhinged house-broken library brethren
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*ZOZO
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...
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OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
electric buff regret
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Fantasy-prone School Giraffe
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
histrionic mother
  10/10/14
WTF?
soul-stirring locus
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
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  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
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  10/10/14
...
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120
beady-eyed onyx station
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Pearl Heaven Lettuce
  10/10/14
...
Translucent business firm affirmative action
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
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...
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Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
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  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
talking cerebral incel space
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
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  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
talking cerebral incel space
  10/10/14
...
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180 thread have a great weekend bro
Talented haunting depressive
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
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  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
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This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
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...
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so rong, so rite
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give in to nature, brother.
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...
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...
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take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
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work out first, then skip the shower.
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...
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Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
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  10/10/14
...
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  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
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  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
talking cerebral incel space
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
adulterous hyperactive doctorate azn
  10/10/14
180
Arousing Olive Friendly Grandma
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
marvelous jew
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Unhinged house-broken library brethren
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Startled chocolate main people
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
adulterous hyperactive doctorate azn
  10/10/14
...
Unhinged house-broken library brethren
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Supple Center Idiot
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
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wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
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  10/10/14
...
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  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
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...
Unhinged house-broken library brethren
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
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  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
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*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
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  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
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And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
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omg
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HAHAHAHAHA
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...
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  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
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  10/18/14
...
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I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
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...
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...
Wine school cafeteria
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
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Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
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Creampie pics
Startled chocolate main people
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...
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Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
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...
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  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
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  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
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  10/11/14
...
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...
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  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
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...
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*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
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lmfao
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  10/11/14
amazing
misanthropic mind-boggling pit rigpig
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Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
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180
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...
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OH GOD, OH-
Wine school cafeteria
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
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  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
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FUCKING DOOBS
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nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
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Seriously.
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did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
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...
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  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
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  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
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  03/28/16
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fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
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...
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...
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plz poast
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must need fap soon.
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  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
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  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
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short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
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  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
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...
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lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
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you're a good dood
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I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
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  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
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  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
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I BELIEVE
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plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
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1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
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  10/11/14
...
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THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
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FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
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...
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  10/11/14
lol 180
Jade demanding area wagecucks
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OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
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  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
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...
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poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
scarlet national security agency
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please delete. Let him write the story.
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lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
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...
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  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
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uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
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this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
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(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
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  10/11/14
(evan39)
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you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
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it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
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http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
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keeping it real
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...
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cr
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...
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...
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...
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i can't see how this could end badly
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...
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it's fucking awesome
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it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
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" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
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  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
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what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
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i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
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i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
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180
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if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
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...
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...
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(Really gullible person)
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  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
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  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
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fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
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...
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...
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...
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i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
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lol
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underrated
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...
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...
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  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
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  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
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...
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...
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been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
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...
Wine school cafeteria
  10/27/14
lol
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If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
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Can I please have my dildo back?
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...
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180
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180
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180
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...
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This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
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...
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  10/11/14
that was a good thread
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This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
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UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
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Nicely slow-played, OP.
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...
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...
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180
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OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
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...
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I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
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Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
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Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
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u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
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...
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  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
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...
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...
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This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
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Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
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Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
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Go on...
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...
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Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
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  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
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  10/11/14
...
talking cerebral incel space
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Brother, it was like you were actually there.
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gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
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Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
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...
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...
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Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
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...
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  10/11/14
...
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lol incestmos
Avocado Ape
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Salmon black woman
  10/11/14
...
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Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
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  10/11/14
...
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Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
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Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
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  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
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  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
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  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
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...
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How has no one reposted the pic
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...
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Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
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  10/11/14
...
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Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
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  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
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What the fuck - it's doobs!!
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anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
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  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
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  10/11/14
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lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
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Get help Doobs/Box
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more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
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UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
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in on epic thread
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...
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Oh my
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omg
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...
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delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
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seriously. the man has a family, after all.
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BAW GAWD
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  10/11/14
...
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Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
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What the fuck is going on
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there's to be a fuck going on alright
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WHAT IN THE 180
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GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
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what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
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Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
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...
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fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
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...
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  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
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...
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  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
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  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
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...
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...
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ungh so hard now.
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wtf
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Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
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bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
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Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
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...
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iwanttobelieve.jpg
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http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
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Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
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  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
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  10/11/14
That's what I thought
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what lucio moniker? wat poast?
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I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
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  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
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  10/11/14
...
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The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
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...
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Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
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...
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  11/21/15
...
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...
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...
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?
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...
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180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
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i think it is :(
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If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
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good self deprecation
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...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
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lol
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180, this is a goat thread
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180
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update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
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120
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Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
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Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
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...
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what song is playing?
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Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
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...
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...
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...
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...
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...
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I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
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  10/12/14
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Well?
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It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
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180000000
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??
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Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
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more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
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...
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Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Exciting indian lodge toaster
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Godawful genital piercing hall
  10/12/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur
  10/12/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
lavender property
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
flesh lay philosopher-king
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur
  10/12/14
...
talking cerebral incel space
  10/12/14
...
zombie-like confused coldplay fan
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Multi-colored dead plaza
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Twisted Spruce Laser Beams Rehab
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Effete sound barrier range
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
frum address milk
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
beady-eyed onyx station
  10/12/14
please continue
french chartreuse resort community account
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
thriller seedy background story haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Multi-colored dead plaza
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
maniacal boistinker
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur
  10/12/14
...
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Startled chocolate main people
  10/12/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
White really tough guy
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Godawful genital piercing hall
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
White really tough guy
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Godawful genital piercing hall
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Rusted stubborn karate principal's office
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
maniacal boistinker
  10/12/14
ty
exhilarant national sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
maniacal boistinker
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
White really tough guy
  10/12/14
And scene.
Salmon black woman
  10/12/14
nigger
exhilarant national sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Salmon black woman
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Salmon black woman
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
White really tough guy
  10/12/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur
  10/12/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Obsidian Whorehouse
  10/12/14
...
Salmon black woman
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur
  10/12/14
...
Emerald Police Squad Stead
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
frum address milk
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
psychic
  10/12/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
hyperventilating generalized bond
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Sinister Striped Hyena
  10/12/14
You don't?
wonderful digit ratio weed whacker
  10/12/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Godawful genital piercing hall
  10/12/14
...
Multi-colored dead plaza
  10/12/14
wtf
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Insanely Creepy Concupiscible University
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Insanely Creepy Concupiscible University
  10/12/14
...
Sienna Learning Disabled Toilet Seat
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Dashing kitty chad
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Insanely Creepy Concupiscible University
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
appetizing people who are hurt
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Insanely Creepy Concupiscible University
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Dashing kitty chad
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Startled chocolate main people
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Blue racy stage nibblets
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
glittery fuchsia trailer park kitty cat
  10/12/14
...
hot shrine
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
ultramarine useless pocket flask
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
exhilarant national sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
ruddy crotch boltzmann
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
rambunctious
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Impertinent Legal Warrant Spot
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
maniacal boistinker
  10/12/14
...
Roast Beef
  11/21/15
...
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Salmon black woman
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
duck-like bbw kitchen
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Unhinged house-broken library brethren
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Exciting indian lodge toaster
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
lilac blood rage
  10/12/14
180
Sable frisky ratface
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
honey-headed potus
  10/31/16
...
Roast Beef
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
sandwich pisswyrm
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Shimmering Hominid
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
saffron partner
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
appetizing people who are hurt
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
glittery fuchsia trailer park kitty cat
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Spectacular deep associate
  10/18/14
...
Roast Beef
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
marvelous jew
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
lavender property
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Razzle slate jewess
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
odious cobalt point
  10/13/14
?
Razzle slate jewess
  10/13/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur
  10/27/14
...
maniacal boistinker
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
scarlet national security agency
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
adulterous hyperactive doctorate azn
  12/06/14
...
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
  04/07/15
...
saffron partner
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
balding charcoal dragon
  04/22/15
...
soul-stirring locus
  05/17/15
...
anal
  06/04/15
Not flame.
scarlet national security agency
  08/18/15
update?
iridescent soggy telephone
  10/06/15
...
therapy
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
maniacal boistinker
  10/11/15
...
carnelian electric furnace
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
  10/12/15
bump
flesh lay philosopher-king
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
bossy liquid oxygen
  11/25/15
...
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
  12/27/15
...
anal
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
amber
  03/10/16
...
garnet garrison volcanic crater
  03/28/16
...
Drunken Territorial Queen Of The Night
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
buck-toothed love of her life quadroon
  06/27/16
...
Razzle slate jewess
  08/21/16
...
magical yellow
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
  08/22/16
...
Grizzly private investor
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Very tactful rigor
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
violent yapping
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Very tactful rigor
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
Grizzly private investor
  09/13/16
...
Wine school cafeteria
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
Grizzly private investor
  09/13/16
Game of ""
orchid dingle berry
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
Grizzly private investor
  09/13/16
...
Bronze submissive shitlib
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
magical yellow
  09/13/16
...
therapy
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Unholy meetinghouse
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
glittery fuchsia trailer park kitty cat
  10/31/16
:-)
Flushed tank
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Flushed tank
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Red circlehead
  10/31/16
...
Roast Beef
  10/09/18
...
hot shrine
  11/21/16
...
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
  01/10/17
...
Sick twinkling dopamine stock car
  02/04/17
...
hot shrine
  02/04/17
...
Flushed tank
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
naked faggotry
  02/04/17
...
Flushed tank
  02/04/17
...
Flushed tank
  02/04/17
...
Red circlehead
  02/05/17
...
Flushed tank
  02/08/17
...
ladyboy
  06/28/17
...
Trust Fund
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
clown
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Carmine
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
naked faggotry
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Avocado Ape
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
hairless
  12/18/17
...
internet-worthy reading party
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
plum gay wizard mexican
  01/06/18
...
Bronze submissive shitlib
  02/06/18
...
misanthropic mind-boggling pit rigpig
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Red circlehead
  10/06/18
4 year bump
clown
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Offensive snowy pozpig faggot firefighter
  10/09/18
...
Adventurous gold locale
  10/17/18
...
well-lubricated goal in life
  05/19/19
...
arrogant tattoo gunner
  05/19/19
...
appetizing people who are hurt
  10/14/19
...
vermilion cocky bawdyhouse
  05/05/20
...
Outnumbered Mental Disorder
  06/28/20
...
high-end feces immigrant
  06/29/20
...
appetizing people who are hurt
  07/10/20
...
Trip theatre
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Clear Elastic Band
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Misunderstood Mischievous
  10/10/20
TITCR
Opaque Filthpig
  02/17/21
...
Offensive snowy pozpig faggot firefighter
  10/08/21
...
impressive party of the first part
  02/17/21
...
appetizing people who are hurt
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
contagious aquamarine brunch puppy
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
chrome gaping
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
chrome gaping
  10/11/21
...
Offensive snowy pozpig faggot firefighter
  10/07/22
...
Indirect Expression
  12/02/21
...
fanboi
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
antidepressant drug
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Very tactful rigor
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
shaky mood
  10/10/22
...
Indirect Expression
  10/10/22
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Indirect Expression
  11/23/22
...
Free-loading Deer Antler Fat Ankles
  05/06/23
...
Primrose keepsake machete
  05/06/23
Time flies
Beta boiling water
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
  05/06/23
...
fanboi
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
antidepressant drug
  10/09/23
...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
death wish
  10/09/23
...
Red circlehead
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Orange water buffalo
  10/20/23
...
Red circlehead
  10/20/23
...
Flushed tank
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
jet
  10/20/23
...
Indirect Expression
  10/20/23
...
Offensive snowy pozpig faggot firefighter
  10/20/23
...
Masturbator
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
bonkers mediation
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Godawful genital piercing hall
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Free-loading Deer Antler Fat Ankles
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Exciting indian lodge toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: diverse mauve dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: electric buff regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: indigo hairy legs cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: big gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Nubile Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: diverse mauve dysfunction

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: irradiated hospital

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: peach massive selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: big gas station

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: peach massive selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Unholy meetinghouse

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: irradiated hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Pale Galvanic Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: scarlet national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: stirring den degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Salmon black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: puce persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Spectacular deep associate

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: exhilarant national sweet tailpipe

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: aromatic prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Startled chocolate main people

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Sadistic Trump Supporter Double Fault

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Sadistic Trump Supporter Double Fault

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: hairraiser windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Infuriating state knife

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: hot shrine

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Brilliant comical ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: ocher heady forum sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: abusive nowag

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: diverse mauve dysfunction

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: talking cerebral incel space

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: motley alpha legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: irradiated hospital

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Fluffy factory reset button

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Impertinent Legal Warrant Spot

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Dull Fragrant Hell

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Sickened topaz patrolman market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: splenetic internal respiration headpube

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: wonderful digit ratio weed whacker

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Dull Fragrant Hell

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Awkward public bath organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Adventurous gold locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Pale Galvanic Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: diverse mauve dysfunction

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: splenetic internal respiration headpube

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Exciting indian lodge toaster

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Domesticated Angry Marketing Idea

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy vigorous tanning salon personal credit line

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: lemon athletic conference piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Trip theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: adulterous hyperactive doctorate azn

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: exhilarant national sweet tailpipe

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: exhilarant national sweet tailpipe

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: bright swashbuckling halford sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: At-the-ready Cowardly Orchestra Pit

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Pearl Heaven Lettuce

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: glittery fuchsia trailer park kitty cat

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Stimulating sneaky criminal

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Boyish office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: abnormal roommate

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: motley alpha legend

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: motley alpha legend

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: abnormal roommate

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: splenetic internal respiration headpube

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: scarlet national security agency

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: scarlet national security agency

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: lavender property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: electric buff regret

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: electric buff regret

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: electric buff regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: laughsome dun field

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Exciting indian lodge toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring locus

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: coral bipolar home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Translucent business firm affirmative action

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: abnormal roommate

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Effete sound barrier range

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Erotic filthy cumskin location

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Pale Galvanic Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: disturbing half-breed step-uncle's house

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: sapphire startling church twinkling uncleanness

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: scarlet national security agency

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Brass Place Of Business

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: garnet garrison volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: alcoholic cuckold dilemma

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: flesh lay philosopher-king

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: alcoholic cuckold dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Wild set

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Free-loading Deer Antler Fat Ankles

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: exhilarant national sweet tailpipe

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Translucent business firm affirmative action

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: alcoholic cuckold dilemma

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Translucent business firm affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Exciting indian lodge toaster

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Pale Galvanic Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: electric buff regret

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Concupiscible University

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: glittery fuchsia trailer park kitty cat

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: contagious aquamarine brunch puppy

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Exciting indian lodge toaster

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: talking cerebral incel space

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Wild set

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Translucent business firm affirmative action

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Salmon black woman

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Wild set

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Salmon black woman

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Charismatic theater

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: frum address milk

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: ultramarine useless pocket flask

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: 180 jap

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: electric buff regret

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: flesh lay philosopher-king

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: electric buff regret

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: splenetic internal respiration headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: alcoholic cuckold dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: scarlet national security agency

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: thriller seedy background story haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Razzle slate jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed onyx station

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: thriller seedy background story haunted graveyard

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Exciting indian lodge toaster

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Translucent business firm affirmative action

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: lavender property

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Violet stage

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: ultramarine useless pocket flask

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: exhilarant national sweet tailpipe

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: electric buff regret

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Startled chocolate main people

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: alcoholic cuckold dilemma

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Slippery kink-friendly stag film becky

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Pearl Heaven Lettuce

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: lavender property

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Exciting indian lodge toaster

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Effete sound barrier range

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: exhilarant national sweet tailpipe

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: exhilarant national sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: abnormal roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: claret fighting yarmulke

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: smoky codepig

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: duck-like bbw kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: electric buff regret

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone School Giraffe

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: histrionic mother

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring locus

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring locus

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed onyx station

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Pearl Heaven Lettuce

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Translucent business firm affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: electric buff regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: scarlet national security agency

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: talking cerebral incel space

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: talking cerebral incel space

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Talented haunting depressive

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: glittery fuchsia trailer park kitty cat

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Dull Fragrant Hell

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz senate turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: maize excitant menage scourge upon the earth

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Translucent business firm affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: irate preventive strike box office

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Translucent business firm affirmative action

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: pontificating ungodly corner

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: talking cerebral incel space

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: adulterous hyperactive doctorate azn

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Arousing Olive Friendly Grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: marvelous jew

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Startled chocolate main people

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: adulterous hyperactive doctorate azn

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Supple Center Idiot

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Exciting indian lodge toaster

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: maize excitant menage scourge upon the earth

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Emerald Police Squad Stead

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Dark corn cake dog poop

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Startled chocolate main people

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Avocado Ape

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: burgundy stain casino

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: duck-like bbw kitchen

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: burgundy stain casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: rough-skinned slap-happy church building

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Spectacular deep associate

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: arrogant tattoo gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: indecent crackhouse

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Hilarious out-of-control hissy fit useless brakes

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Rusted stubborn karate principal's office

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: burgundy stain casino

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Startled chocolate main people

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Rusted stubborn karate principal's office

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: exhilarant national sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: talking cerebral incel space

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Domesticated Angry Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz senate turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Fluffy factory reset button

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: misanthropic mind-boggling pit rigpig

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Translucent business firm affirmative action

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Exciting indian lodge toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: splenetic internal respiration headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Dashing kitty chad

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: indecent crackhouse

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: burgundy stain casino

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Hilarious out-of-control hissy fit useless brakes

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: rough-skinned slap-happy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Geriatric ceo

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Awkward public bath organic girlfriend

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Mahogany Parlor Mad Cow Disease

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Elite abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Rose flirting round eye

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Elite abode

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: lavender property

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Impertinent Legal Warrant Spot

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: frum address milk

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Translucent business firm affirmative action

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: frum address milk

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: talking cerebral incel space

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Mewling Black Messiness Institution

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Henna fiercely-loyal native

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: exhilarant national sweet tailpipe

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: lavender property

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: scarlet national security agency

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Translucent business firm affirmative action

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz senate turdskin

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Impertinent Legal Warrant Spot

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Cracking travel guidebook lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: scarlet national security agency

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Twisted Spruce Laser Beams Rehab

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Obsidian Whorehouse

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Obsidian Whorehouse

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: diverse mauve dysfunction

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: cordovan underhanded famous landscape painting

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: scarlet national security agency

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: beady-eyed onyx station

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Startled chocolate main people

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: cordovan underhanded famous landscape painting

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Newt

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Twisted Spruce Laser Beams Rehab

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: lavender property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: passionate glassy idea he suggested house

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Citrine medicated multi-billionaire wrinkle

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: lemon athletic conference piazza

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Salmon black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: frum address milk

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: thriller seedy background story haunted graveyard

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: frum address milk

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Startled chocolate main people

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: frum address milk

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Startled chocolate main people

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: frum address milk

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: thriller seedy background story haunted graveyard

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Titillating temple pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: frum address milk

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: frozen theater stage

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: thriller seedy background story haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Impertinent Legal Warrant Spot

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: thriller seedy background story haunted graveyard

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: frum address milk

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Translucent business firm affirmative action

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: scarlet national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed onyx station

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: exhilarant national sweet tailpipe

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: curious tan parlour fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Wild set

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: french chartreuse resort community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Concupiscible University

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Translucent business firm affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Concupiscible University

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Concupiscible University

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: bespoke big-titted base

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: duck-like bbw kitchen

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: odious cobalt point

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: vivacious sexy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Mewling Black Messiness Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: diverse mauve dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Salmon black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Lake nursing home

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: saffron partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: hot shrine

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Impertinent Legal Warrant Spot

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Mewling Black Messiness Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Impertinent Legal Warrant Spot

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Impertinent Legal Warrant Spot

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Charismatic theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: overrated bateful foreskin site

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: scarlet national security agency

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: talking cerebral incel space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Charismatic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: talking cerebral incel space

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored dead plaza

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: talking cerebral incel space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: overrated bateful foreskin site

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored dead plaza

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: exhilarant national sweet tailpipe

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: rough-skinned slap-happy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Vibrant Azure Hunting Ground

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: french chartreuse resort community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Avocado Ape

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Salmon black woman

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: overrated bateful foreskin site

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: diverse mauve dysfunction

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Provocative Chapel Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: lascivious new version

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Provocative Chapel Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: coral bipolar home

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: indecent crackhouse

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Avocado Ape

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Charismatic theater

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: scarlet national security agency

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Free-loading Deer Antler Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Rebellious

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Mahogany Parlor Mad Cow Disease

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Mahogany Parlor Mad Cow Disease

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: aggressive walnut macaca

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Pearl Heaven Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: talking cerebral incel space

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: carnelian electric furnace

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: disrespectful floppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Impertinent Legal Warrant Spot

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: talking cerebral incel space

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Exciting indian lodge toaster

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: carnelian electric furnace

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: appetizing people who are hurt

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Mint pistol

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: adulterous hyperactive doctorate azn

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: aggressive walnut macaca

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: zombie-like confused coldplay fan

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Emerald Police Squad Stead

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Concupiscible University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Razzle slate jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: marvelous jew

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: rambunctious

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Salmon black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Stimulating sneaky criminal

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Sinister Striped Hyena

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: 

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Emerald Police Squad Stead

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: 

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: odious cobalt point

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: adulterous hyperactive doctorate azn

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: overrated bateful foreskin site

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Arousing Olive Friendly Grandma

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: overrated bateful foreskin site

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Emerald Police Squad Stead

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: appetizing people who are hurt

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: overrated bateful foreskin site

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Charismatic theater

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: appetizing people who are hurt

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: odious cobalt point

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: ruddy crotch boltzmann

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  Roast Beef

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored dead plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: lavender property

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  skinny woman

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: indecent crackhouse

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: flesh lay philosopher-king

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: amethyst cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: sooty chest-beating old irish cottage

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed onyx station

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: sooty chest-beating old irish cottage

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: carnelian electric furnace

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: amethyst cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: crystalline international law enforcement agency

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Jade demanding area wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Salmon black woman

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic judgmental

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: abusive nowag

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: talking cerebral incel space

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Salmon black woman

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Salmon black woman

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: scarlet national security agency

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Sienna Learning Disabled Toilet Seat

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: burgundy stain casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Effete sound barrier range

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: thriller seedy background story haunted graveyard

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Mahogany Parlor Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: burgundy stain casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  gaming laptop cuck

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  coffee pot

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: coral bipolar home

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: burgundy stain casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: thriller seedy background story haunted graveyard

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: At-the-ready Cowardly Orchestra Pit

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: rough-skinned slap-happy church building

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: marvelous jew

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: bistre sticky

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: flesh lay philosopher-king

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Mewling Black Messiness Institution

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring locus

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: insecure goyim

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Exciting indian lodge toaster

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Exciting indian lodge toaster

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Exciting indian lodge toaster

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: lavender property

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: flesh lay philosopher-king

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: talking cerebral incel space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: zombie-like confused coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored dead plaza

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Twisted Spruce Laser Beams Rehab

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Effete sound barrier range

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: frum address milk

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed onyx station

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: french chartreuse resort community account

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: thriller seedy background story haunted graveyard

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored dead plaza

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  maniacal boistinker

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Startled chocolate main people

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: White really tough guy

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: White really tough guy

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Rusted stubborn karate principal's office

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  maniacal boistinker

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: exhilarant national sweet tailpipe

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  maniacal boistinker

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: White really tough guy

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Salmon black woman

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: exhilarant national sweet tailpipe

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Salmon black woman

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Salmon black woman

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: White really tough guy

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Obsidian Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Salmon black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Emerald Police Squad Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: frum address milk

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  psychic

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  hyperventilating generalized bond

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Sinister Striped Hyena

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: wonderful digit ratio weed whacker

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing hall

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored dead plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Concupiscible University

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Concupiscible University

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Sienna Learning Disabled Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Dashing kitty chad

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Concupiscible University

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: appetizing people who are hurt

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Concupiscible University

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Dashing kitty chad

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Startled chocolate main people

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Blue racy stage nibblets

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: glittery fuchsia trailer park kitty cat

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: hot shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: ultramarine useless pocket flask

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: exhilarant national sweet tailpipe

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: ruddy crotch boltzmann

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: rambunctious

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Impertinent Legal Warrant Spot

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  maniacal boistinker

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Salmon black woman

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: duck-like bbw kitchen

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Unhinged house-broken library brethren

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Exciting indian lodge toaster

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: lilac blood rage

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: Sable frisky ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: honey-headed potus

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author:  sandwich pisswyrm

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  Shimmering Hominid

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: saffron partner

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: appetizing people who are hurt

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: glittery fuchsia trailer park kitty cat

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Spectacular deep associate

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: marvelous jew

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: lavender property

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Razzle slate jewess

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: odious cobalt point

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Razzle slate jewess

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slimy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  maniacal boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: scarlet national security agency

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: adulterous hyperactive doctorate azn

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: saffron partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: balding charcoal dragon

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: anal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: scarlet national security agency

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: iridescent soggy telephone

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  maniacal boistinker

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: carnelian electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: 

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: flesh lay philosopher-king

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  bossy liquid oxygen

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: anal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: amber

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: garnet garrison volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Drunken Territorial Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author:  buck-toothed love of her life quadroon

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Razzle slate jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: magical yellow



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Grizzly private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Very tactful rigor

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: violent yapping

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Very tactful rigor

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Grizzly private investor

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Wine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Grizzly private investor

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author:  orchid dingle berry

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Grizzly private investor

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Bronze submissive shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: magical yellow

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Unholy meetinghouse

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: glittery fuchsia trailer park kitty cat

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Flushed tank

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Flushed tank

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Red circlehead

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: hot shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Sick twinkling dopamine stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: hot shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Flushed tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: naked faggotry

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Flushed tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Flushed tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Red circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Flushed tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author:  clown

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Carmine

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: naked faggotry

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Avocado Ape

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: hairless

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author:  internet-worthy reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author:  plum gay wizard mexican

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Bronze submissive shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: misanthropic mind-boggling pit rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Red circlehead

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author:  clown

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Offensive snowy pozpig faggot firefighter

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Adventurous gold locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  well-lubricated goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: arrogant tattoo gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: appetizing people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: vermilion cocky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author:  Outnumbered Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: high-end feces immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: appetizing people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Trip theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Clear Elastic Band

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Misunderstood Mischievous

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Opaque Filthpig

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Offensive snowy pozpig faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: impressive party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: appetizing people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: contagious aquamarine brunch puppy

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: chrome gaping

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: chrome gaping

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Offensive snowy pozpig faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  antidepressant drug

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Very tactful rigor

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: shaky mood

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  Indirect Expression

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Free-loading Deer Antler Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: Primrose keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Beta boiling water

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: 

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  antidepressant drug

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author:  death wish

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Red circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Orange water buffalo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Red circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Flushed tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: jet

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Offensive snowy pozpig faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author:  Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

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