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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

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Hairraiser Point Hominid
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Low-t boyish site
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/09/14
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
diverse old irish cottage
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/09/14
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
slate lascivious dysfunction
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Internet-worthy swashbuckling indian lodge
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Arousing pervert
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Bull headed maniacal stead elastic band
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Arousing pervert
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
provocative maize cumskin
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
navy cracking doctorate
  10/08/16
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Internet-worthy swashbuckling indian lodge
  10/09/14
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Frisky base
  10/09/14
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Talented Range
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wonderful trailer park gaming laptop
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Mind-boggling garrison
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Razzle pocket flask
  10/09/14
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bronze whorehouse knife
  10/10/14
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Vibrant brass ape
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Cheese-eating stage ceo
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
hilarious state
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
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Ultramarine Federal University People Who Are Hurt
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Vigorous keepsake machete alpha
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
chestnut appetizing ratface
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Stimulating theatre athletic conference
  10/11/14
?
Irradiated location
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Stimulating theatre athletic conference
  10/11/14
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Mustard jet-lagged boltzmann
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Infuriating Stain Crackhouse
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Red Shaky Piazza
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Unholy boiling water
  02/05/17
lol
bateful sable orchestra pit hunting ground
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Multi-colored sooty parlour
  10/09/14
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
diverse old irish cottage
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Vigorous keepsake machete alpha
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Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
blathering stock car corner
  10/09/14
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pungent emerald halford
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Internet-worthy swashbuckling indian lodge
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
pontificating forum sandwich
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
free-loading school cafeteria national security agency
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/09/14
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Idiotic comical masturbator
  10/09/14
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
provocative maize cumskin
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yellow histrionic trump supporter church
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
heady center
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Rose marvelous reading party
  10/09/14
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Idiotic comical masturbator
  10/09/14
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provocative maize cumskin
  10/09/14
180
indigo galvanic parlor round eye
  10/09/14
180
orchid racy volcanic crater theater stage
  10/09/14
180^180
Frisky base
  10/09/14
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Talented Range
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Frisky base
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Frisky base
  10/09/14
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
diverse old irish cottage
  10/09/14
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
heady center
  10/09/14
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Frisky base
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
curious misunderstood principal's office
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
provocative maize cumskin
  10/09/14
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Irradiated location
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
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  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Glittery costumed hall
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hideous exhilarant tank locus
  12/06/14
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crusty headpube therapy
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
passionate bipolar spot laser beams
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
hilarious state
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
hilarious state
  10/08/16
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translucent hairy legs
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Irradiated location
  10/09/14
?
Cerebral water buffalo
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Irradiated location
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Apoplectic partner
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Vengeful dark box office
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
cerise balding station quadroon
  10/11/14
180
floppy home
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
electric awkward property
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Irradiated location
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Frisky base
  10/09/14
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Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
pungent emerald halford
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
pungent emerald halford
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
electric awkward property
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violent gas station depressive
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
heady center
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Mind-boggling garrison
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Mind-boggling garrison
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
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hateful nibblets
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Hairraiser Point Hominid
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Hairraiser Point Hominid
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violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
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Vigorous keepsake machete alpha
  10/09/14
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Hairraiser Point Hominid
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Erotic high-end step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/09/14
lol
curious misunderstood principal's office
  10/09/14
180
Irradiated location
  10/09/14
lmao
wonderful trailer park gaming laptop
  10/09/14
tyft
Frisky base
  10/09/14
Lol
violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
...
Puce Stubborn Travel Guidebook Hell
  10/09/14
This is good.
light skinny woman sanctuary
  10/09/14
180 billion
electric awkward property
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
provocative maize cumskin
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
outnumbered boistinker digit ratio
  10/09/14
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Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/09/14
180 this is great
opaque plaza fat ankles
  10/10/14
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Talented Range
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Obsidian area
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
abnormal beady-eyed institution
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Mind-boggling garrison
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Trip bawdyhouse juggernaut
  10/09/14
...
Flesh son of senegal
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
mauve den
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Frisky base
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
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violent gas station depressive
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mauve den
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Vigorous keepsake machete alpha
  10/27/14
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provocative maize cumskin
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
medicated incel useless brakes
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
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  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
hilarious state
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
light skinny woman sanctuary
  10/09/14
titcr
mauve den
  10/09/14
...
light skinny woman sanctuary
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Frisky base
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
curious misunderstood principal's office
  10/09/14
...
Talented Range
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Hairraiser Point Hominid
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
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  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Vengeful dark box office
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
supple office trust fund
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
curious misunderstood principal's office
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
blathering stock car corner
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Frisky base
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
medicated incel useless brakes
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Frisky base
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
light skinny woman sanctuary
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
bronze whorehouse knife
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
medicated incel useless brakes
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
bronze whorehouse knife
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Titillating Chocolate Temple Kitty Cat
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Useless Jewess House
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Charismatic set
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
grizzly dashing cruise ship hissy fit
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Hairraiser Point Hominid
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
motley personal credit line mediation
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Hairraiser Point Hominid
  10/09/14
...
heady center
  10/10/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
...
mauve den
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Mind-boggling garrison
  10/09/14
...
razzmatazz yapping field
  10/09/14
...
Khaki Flickering Tattoo Cuckoldry
  10/12/14
1800000000
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  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Irradiated location
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
razzmatazz yapping field
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
curious misunderstood principal's office
  10/09/14
...
Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Irradiated location
  10/09/14
Loling hard
light skinny woman sanctuary
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
hateful nibblets
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
adulterous big lodge
  10/09/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Charismatic set
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Irradiated location
  10/09/14
fuckk me
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Irradiated location
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
hilarious state
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Hairraiser Point Hominid
  10/09/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
chestnut appetizing ratface
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
mauve den
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Self-absorbed puppy shrine
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Apoplectic partner
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
hateful nibblets
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
curious misunderstood principal's office
  10/09/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
outnumbered boistinker digit ratio
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
hilarious state
  10/09/14
...
hilarious state
  10/10/14
...
electric awkward property
  10/09/14
i could see it
Irradiated location
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Carnelian violent wagecucks background story
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Frisky base
  10/09/14
...
Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
frozen double fault stag film
  06/27/16
...
aromatic copper multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Hairraiser Point Hominid
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
onyx exciting rehab
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Concupiscible Psychic
  10/10/14
WTF?
wonderful trailer park gaming laptop
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
wonderful trailer park gaming laptop
  10/10/14
...
Irradiated location
  10/10/14
120
hot learning disabled voyeur associate
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Apoplectic partner
  10/10/14
...
light skinny woman sanctuary
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
violent gas station depressive
  10/10/14
...
Hairraiser Point Hominid
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Mind-boggling garrison
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
blathering stock car corner
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
violent gas station depressive
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
blathering stock car corner
  10/10/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
thriller genital piercing
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Vengeful dark box office
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Idiotic comical masturbator
  10/10/14
...
Charcoal Casino
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Zippy claret chad brunch
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Irradiated location
  10/10/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/10/14
...
light skinny woman sanctuary
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Spectacular pit shitlib
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Irradiated location
  10/10/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
light skinny woman sanctuary
  10/10/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
soul-stirring chapel cuck
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
blathering stock car corner
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
passionate bipolar spot laser beams
  10/10/14
180
cordovan newt native
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Sick vivacious affirmative action main people
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
chestnut appetizing ratface
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
passionate bipolar spot laser beams
  10/10/14
...
Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Frisky base
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Adventurous Patrolman
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
curious misunderstood principal's office
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Frisky base
  10/10/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Frisky base
  10/10/14
...
Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Zippy claret chad brunch
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Embarrassed To The Bone Silver Messiness Persian
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
angry meetinghouse legal warrant
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/11/14
omg
chestnut appetizing ratface
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Turquoise Razzle-dazzle Heaven
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
stirring library jap
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
aromatic copper multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
...
Irradiated location
  10/11/14
...
stirring library jap
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
bearded snowy pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Cheese-eating stage ceo
  10/18/14
...
Salmon Hospital Candlestick Maker
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Citrine laughsome school
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
shimmering mentally impaired locale clown
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
...
Vigorous keepsake machete alpha
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
contagious haunted graveyard antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
stirring library jap
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
chestnut appetizing ratface
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
contagious haunted graveyard antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
...
hilarious state
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
provocative maize cumskin
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
blathering stock car corner
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
...
white 180 dopamine
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
...
Charcoal Casino
  10/11/14
...
Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/11/14
...
provocative maize cumskin
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Vigorous keepsake machete alpha
  10/27/14
lmfao
pontificating forum sandwich
  10/11/14
amazing
Odious kitchen party of the first part
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
light skinny woman sanctuary
  10/11/14
180
curious misunderstood principal's office
  10/11/14
...
heady center
  10/11/14
...
Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Vigorous keepsake machete alpha
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Crystalline Ticket Booth Giraffe
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Citrine laughsome school
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
stirring library jap
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
provocative maize cumskin
  10/11/14
Seriously.
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
shimmering mentally impaired locale clown
  10/11/14
...
bearded snowy pisswyrm
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
excitant glassy address
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
indigo galvanic parlor round eye
  03/28/16
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
...
Frisky base
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
deep sound barrier
  10/11/14
...
nubile aphrodisiac stage
  10/11/14
...
Frisky base
  10/11/14
plz poast
tan business firm
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
nubile aphrodisiac stage
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
hateful nibblets
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
free-loading school cafeteria national security agency
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Useless Jewess House
  10/11/14
For the love of god
light skinny woman sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
provocative maize cumskin
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Useless Jewess House
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
blathering stock car corner
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
lilac famous landscape painting pozpig
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
private investor senate
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
hilarious state
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
hateful nibblets
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Mind-boggling garrison
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
light skinny woman sanctuary
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Charcoal Casino
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
lol 180
provocative maize cumskin
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
free-loading school cafeteria national security agency
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
...
impressive friendly grandma
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Mind-boggling garrison
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Cyan new version nursing home
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
blue french toilet seat menage
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
blue french toilet seat menage
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
diverse old irish cottage
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
clear codepig karate
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Mind-boggling garrison
  10/11/14
(evan39)
hot learning disabled voyeur associate
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
chestnut appetizing ratface
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
clear codepig karate
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
coiffed house-broken faggot firefighter telephone
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Cyan new version nursing home
  10/11/14
...
hateful nibblets
  10/11/14
cr
fishy foreskin
  10/11/14
Amen.
fluffy sadistic market legend
  10/11/14
lol cr
hideous exhilarant tank locus
  10/11/14
...
bronze whorehouse knife
  10/11/14
...
provocative maize cumskin
  10/11/14
...
Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/11/14
...
Vigorous keepsake machete alpha
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Useless Jewess House
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
razzmatazz yapping field
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Useless Jewess House
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
chestnut appetizing ratface
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Useless Jewess House
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
chestnut appetizing ratface
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Useless Jewess House
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
razzmatazz yapping field
  10/11/14
180
umber national
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Useless Jewess House
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
ivory theater sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
razzmatazz yapping field
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Frisky base
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
free-loading school cafeteria national security agency
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
razzmatazz yapping field
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Useless Jewess House
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
light skinny woman sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
Mind-boggling garrison
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
hot learning disabled voyeur associate
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
hilarious state
  10/11/14
lol
Iridescent feces
  10/11/14
underrated
medicated incel useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
Anal Resort
  10/12/14
...
Vigorous keepsake machete alpha
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
chartreuse indecent church building
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
...
light skinny woman sanctuary
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
chartreuse indecent church building
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
chartreuse indecent church building
  10/11/14
...
Vigorous keepsake machete alpha
  10/27/14
lol
crimson azn
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
aromatic copper multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
abode
  10/11/14
...
Spruce circlehead lettuce
  10/11/14
180
lilac famous landscape painting pozpig
  10/11/14
180
diverse old irish cottage
  10/11/14
180
provocative maize cumskin
  10/11/14
...
bronze whorehouse knife
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
domesticated marketing idea
  10/11/14
...
Tripping Really Tough Guy Lay
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
provocative maize cumskin
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Red Shaky Piazza
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
free-loading school cafeteria national security agency
  10/11/14
...
Irradiated location
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
180
lilac famous landscape painting pozpig
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
free-loading school cafeteria national security agency
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
free-loading school cafeteria national security agency
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Titillating Chocolate Temple Kitty Cat
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Swollen place of business dilemma
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Mind-boggling garrison
  10/11/14
...
blathering stock car corner
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
...
Frisky base
  10/11/14
...
Vigorous keepsake machete alpha
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Frisky base
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Frisky base
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
Go on...
Vigorous keepsake machete alpha
  10/27/14
...
Titillating Chocolate Temple Kitty Cat
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
blathering stock car corner
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Duck-like jew
  10/11/14
...
blathering stock car corner
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Swollen place of business dilemma
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Duck-like jew
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
hilarious state
  10/11/14
...
bearded snowy pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
sepia public bath corn cake
  10/12/14
...
Vigorous keepsake machete alpha
  10/27/14
...
Anal Resort
  10/12/14
...
Vigorous keepsake machete alpha
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Frisky base
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Turquoise Razzle-dazzle Heaven
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
bronze whorehouse knife
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Frisky base
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Frisky base
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Swollen place of business dilemma
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Frisky base
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
provocative maize cumskin
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Vigorous keepsake machete alpha
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
diverse old irish cottage
  10/11/14
...
olive brethren
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Cocky wild space indirect expression
  10/11/14
...
olive brethren
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Frisky base
  10/11/14
...
Irradiated location
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Frisky base
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Puce Stubborn Travel Guidebook Hell
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Citrine laughsome school
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Turquoise Razzle-dazzle Heaven
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
provocative maize cumskin
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Titillating Chocolate Temple Kitty Cat
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Mind-boggling garrison
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
...
zombie-like milky tanning salon
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Garnet bbw
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
deep sound barrier
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
deep sound barrier
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
frum pistol
  10/11/14
...
Apoplectic partner
  10/11/14
...
Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/11/14
Oh my
blathering stock car corner
  10/11/14
omg
  10/11/14
...
Cobalt Overrated Mental Disorder
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
provocative maize cumskin
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
free-loading school cafeteria national security agency
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
blathering stock car corner
  10/11/14
...
Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
curious misunderstood principal's office
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
green
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
blood rage
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
passionate bipolar spot laser beams
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
frum pistol
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
scarlet yarmulke rigpig
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Embarrassed To The Bone Silver Messiness Persian
  10/11/14
...
chartreuse indecent church building
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
...
Khaki Flickering Tattoo Cuckoldry
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Sick vivacious affirmative action main people
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
Ebony
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
...
bronze whorehouse knife
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
cerise balding station quadroon
  10/11/14
wtf
offensive windowlicker love of her life
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
mother
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Embarrassed To The Bone Silver Messiness Persian
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
mother
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
abode
  10/11/14
...
provocative maize cumskin
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
provocative maize cumskin
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
passionate bipolar spot laser beams
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Swollen place of business dilemma
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
cordovan newt native
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Swollen place of business dilemma
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Embarrassed To The Bone Silver Messiness Persian
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
green
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Swollen place of business dilemma
  10/11/14
...
provocative maize cumskin
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Titillating Chocolate Temple Kitty Cat
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
green
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
...
Frisky base
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
abode
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
...
provocative maize cumskin
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
buck-toothed half-breed
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
smoky
  11/21/15
...
Duck-like jew
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
gtfo
hateful nibblets
  10/12/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
sinister rambunctious
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Citrine laughsome school
  10/11/14
?
motley personal credit line mediation
  10/11/14
...
slippery kitty
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
pea-brained fortuitous meteor police squad
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
hot learning disabled voyeur associate
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
pea-brained fortuitous meteor police squad
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
  10/11/14
...
slippery kitty
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Azure chest-beating dog poop
  10/11/14
lol
provocative maize cumskin
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
bronze whorehouse knife
  10/12/14
180
Territorial mexican
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/11/14
120
Multi-colored sooty parlour
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
blathering stock car corner
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
bronze whorehouse knife
  10/11/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
bronze whorehouse knife
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Mind-boggling garrison
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
well-lubricated idiot
  10/12/14
...
stirring library jap
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
outnumbered boistinker digit ratio
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
razzmatazz yapping field
  10/12/14
...
deep sound barrier
  12/06/14
...
stirring library jap
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Alcoholic mad cow disease
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
beta organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/12/14
Well!?
Puce Stubborn Travel Guidebook Hell
  10/12/14
...
stirring library jap
  10/12/14
plz respond
razzmatazz yapping field
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Cerebral water buffalo
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
bearded snowy pisswyrm
  10/12/14
Well?
Sick vivacious affirmative action main people
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Metal crotch
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
motley personal credit line mediation
  10/12/14
180000000
lilac famous landscape painting pozpig
  10/12/14
??
wonderful trailer park gaming laptop
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
violent gas station depressive
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
maroon
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
curious misunderstood principal's office
  10/12/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/12/14
K, ty.
curious misunderstood principal's office
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
violent gas station depressive
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
curious misunderstood principal's office
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/12/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/12/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
hateful nibblets
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
motley personal credit line mediation
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
violent gas station depressive
  10/12/14
...
blathering stock car corner
  10/12/14
...
scarlet yarmulke rigpig
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Duck-like jew
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Cyan new version nursing home
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
outnumbered boistinker digit ratio
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Useless Jewess House
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
hot learning disabled voyeur associate
  10/12/14
please continue
Anal Resort
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
razzmatazz yapping field
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Duck-like jew
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
walnut
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
violent gas station depressive
  10/12/14
...
Frisky base
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
chestnut appetizing ratface
  10/12/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Frisky base
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Pearly Dingle Berry Preventive Strike
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Pearly Dingle Berry Preventive Strike
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
contagious haunted graveyard antidepressant drug
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
walnut
  10/12/14
ty
hilarious state
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
walnut
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Pearly Dingle Berry Preventive Strike
  10/12/14
And scene.
bronze whorehouse knife
  10/12/14
nigger
hilarious state
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
bronze whorehouse knife
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
bronze whorehouse knife
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Pearly Dingle Berry Preventive Strike
  10/12/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/12/14
...
blue french toilet seat menage
  10/12/14
...
bronze whorehouse knife
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
violent gas station depressive
  10/12/14
...
Embarrassed To The Bone Silver Messiness Persian
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Useless Jewess House
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Deranged selfie gunner
  10/12/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/12/14
Post 600!
violent gas station depressive
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
dull wrinkle
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
offensive windowlicker love of her life
  10/12/14
You don't?
Rose marvelous reading party
  10/12/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/12/14
...
Duck-like jew
  10/12/14
wtf
Frisky base
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
chartreuse indecent church building
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Frisky base
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
chartreuse indecent church building
  10/12/14
...
well-lubricated idiot
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Crystalline Ticket Booth Giraffe
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
chartreuse indecent church building
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
green
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
chartreuse indecent church building
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Crystalline Ticket Booth Giraffe
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
chestnut appetizing ratface
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Irradiated location
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Vengeful dark box office
  10/12/14
...
Red Shaky Piazza
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Charismatic set
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
hilarious state
  10/12/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Frisky base
  10/12/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
buck-toothed half-breed
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
Ebony
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
free-loading school cafeteria national security agency
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
walnut
  10/12/14
...
smoky
  11/21/15
...
deer antler
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
bronze whorehouse knife
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
aromatic copper multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace
  10/13/14
180, ty.
curious misunderstood principal's office
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
burgundy macaca
  10/12/14
180
flushed
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
sapphire judgmental turdskin
  10/31/16
...
smoky
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Bright sticky striped hyena weed whacker
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Insanely creepy
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Tripping Really Tough Guy Lay
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
green
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Vengeful dark box office
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Cheese-eating stage ceo
  10/18/14
...
smoky
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Sick vivacious affirmative action main people
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
hateful nibblets
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Khaki Flickering Tattoo Cuckoldry
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
abode
  10/13/14
?
Khaki Flickering Tattoo Cuckoldry
  10/13/14
...
violent gas station depressive
  10/27/14
...
walnut
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Mind-boggling garrison
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
passionate bipolar spot laser beams
  12/06/14
...
Frisky base
  04/07/15
...
Tripping Really Tough Guy Lay
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
ungodly sweet tailpipe milk
  04/22/15
...
wonderful trailer park gaming laptop
  05/17/15
...
Honey-headed Goal In Life
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Mind-boggling garrison
  08/18/15
update?
underhanded queen of the night
  10/06/15
...
Insane coral
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
walnut
  10/11/15
...
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
magenta
  10/12/15
bump
motley personal credit line mediation
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Plum Liquid Oxygen
  11/25/15
...
Frisky base
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Frisky base
  12/27/15
...
Honey-headed Goal In Life
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Nighttime internal respiration
  03/10/16
...
Flesh son of senegal
  03/28/16
...
fragrant fuchsia cuckold
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
henna
  06/27/16
...
Khaki Flickering Tattoo Cuckoldry
  08/21/16
...
Very tactful becky
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Frisky base
  08/22/16
...
twinkling scourge upon the earth
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Lavender
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
self-centered dragon roast beef
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Lavender
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
twinkling scourge upon the earth
  09/13/16
...
Vigorous keepsake machete alpha
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
twinkling scourge upon the earth
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Vermilion gaped
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
twinkling scourge upon the earth
  09/13/16
...
Peach
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Very tactful becky
  09/13/16
...
Insane coral
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
navy cracking doctorate
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Vengeful dark box office
  10/31/16
:-)
topaz generalized bond
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Frisky base
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
topaz generalized bond
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
cream fanboi
  10/31/16
...
smoky
  10/09/18
...
Red Shaky Piazza
  11/21/16
...
Frisky base
  01/10/17
...
jade hairless twinkling uncleanness degenerate
  02/04/17
...
Red Shaky Piazza
  02/04/17
...
topaz generalized bond
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
slimy factory reset button
  02/04/17
...
topaz generalized bond
  02/04/17
...
topaz generalized bond
  02/04/17
...
cream fanboi
  02/05/17
...
topaz generalized bond
  02/08/17
...
Ruddy Thirsty Regret
  06/28/17
...
Immigrant
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Shivering Bat-shit-crazy
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Demanding faggotry
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
slimy factory reset button
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Turquoise Razzle-dazzle Heaven
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Abusive effete filthpig
  12/18/17
...
gay dead french chef
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
up-to-no-good
  01/06/18
...
Peach
  02/06/18
...
Odious kitchen party of the first part
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
cream fanboi
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Shivering Bat-shit-crazy
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
lime death wish
  10/09/18
...
orchid racy volcanic crater theater stage
  10/17/18
...
fear-inspiring jet
  05/19/19
...
Salmon Hospital Candlestick Maker
  05/19/19
...
green
  10/14/19
...
Frisky base
  05/05/20
...
Mint gaping
  06/28/20
...
Aqua idea he suggested
  06/29/20
...
green
  07/10/20
...
crusty headpube therapy
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Poppy
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Out-of-control International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/10/20
TITCR
Bisexual Wine Coldplay Fan Nowag
  02/17/21
...
lime death wish
  10/08/21
...
bespoke community account
  02/17/21
...
green
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
supple office trust fund
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Filthy amber goyim ladyboy
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Filthy amber goyim ladyboy
  10/11/21
...
lime death wish
  10/07/22
...
pale
  12/02/21
...
Lemon startled black woman
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
drab mood
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Lavender
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
bossy coffee pot
  10/10/22
...
pale
  10/10/22
...
Avocado irate gay wizard
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
pale
  11/23/22
...
zombie-like milky tanning salon
  05/06/23
...
submissive philosopher-king
  05/06/23
Time flies
Aggressive
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
magenta
  05/06/23
...
Lemon startled black woman
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
drab mood
  10/09/23
...
fragrant fuchsia cuckold
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Mischievous potus prole
  10/09/23
...
cream fanboi
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Seedy Ocher Roommate
  10/20/23
...
cream fanboi
  10/20/23
...
topaz generalized bond
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Cowardly toaster
  10/20/23
...
pale
  10/20/23
...
lime death wish
  10/20/23
...
Black Bat Shit Crazy
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Kink-friendly
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
slate lascivious dysfunction
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
zombie-like milky tanning salon
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
deer antler
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
Filthy amber goyim ladyboy
  10/13/25
...
Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: curious misunderstood principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: diverse old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser Point Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Carmine mewling rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Bull headed maniacal stead elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Low-t boyish site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: diverse old irish cottage

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Internet-worthy swashbuckling indian lodge

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Arousing pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Bull headed maniacal stead elastic band

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Arousing pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: navy cracking doctorate

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Internet-worthy swashbuckling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Frisky base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Talented Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: wonderful trailer park gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Razzle pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: bronze whorehouse knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Vibrant brass ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating stage ceo

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: hilarious state

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: fragrant fuchsia cuckold

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine Federal University People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: chestnut appetizing ratface

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Stimulating theatre athletic conference

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Irradiated location

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Stimulating theatre athletic conference

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Mustard jet-lagged boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Infuriating Stain Crackhouse

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Red Shaky Piazza

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Unholy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: bateful sable orchestra pit hunting ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored sooty parlour

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: diverse old irish cottage

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: blathering stock car corner

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: pungent emerald halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Internet-worthy swashbuckling indian lodge

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: pontificating forum sandwich

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: free-loading school cafeteria national security agency

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Idiotic comical masturbator

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: yellow histrionic trump supporter church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: heady center

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Rose marvelous reading party

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Idiotic comical masturbator

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: indigo galvanic parlor round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: orchid racy volcanic crater theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Frisky base

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Talented Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Frisky base

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Frisky base

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: diverse old irish cottage

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: heady center

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Frisky base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: curious misunderstood principal's office

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Irradiated location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: white 180 dopamine

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Glittery costumed hall

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: hideous exhilarant tank locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: crusty headpube therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: passionate bipolar spot laser beams

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: hilarious state

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: hilarious state

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: translucent hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Irradiated location

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Cerebral water buffalo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Irradiated location

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Apoplectic partner

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Vengeful dark box office

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: cerise balding station quadroon

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: floppy home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: electric awkward property

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Irradiated location

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Frisky base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: pungent emerald halford

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: pungent emerald halford

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: electric awkward property

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: heady center

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling garrison

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling garrison

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: hateful nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser Point Hominid

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser Point Hominid

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser Point Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Erotic high-end step-uncle's house

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: curious misunderstood principal's office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Irradiated location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: wonderful trailer park gaming laptop

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Frisky base

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Puce Stubborn Travel Guidebook Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: light skinny woman sanctuary

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: electric awkward property

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: outnumbered boistinker digit ratio

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: opaque plaza fat ankles

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Talented Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Obsidian area

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: abnormal beady-eyed institution

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling garrison

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Trip bawdyhouse juggernaut

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Flesh son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: mauve den

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Frisky base

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: motley personal credit line mediation

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: mauve den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: medicated incel useless brakes

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: zombie-like milky tanning salon

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: hilarious state

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: light skinny woman sanctuary

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: mauve den

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: light skinny woman sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Frisky base

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: curious misunderstood principal's office

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Talented Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser Point Hominid

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: chartreuse indecent church building

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Vengeful dark box office

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: supple office trust fund

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: curious misunderstood principal's office

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: blathering stock car corner

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Frisky base

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: medicated incel useless brakes

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Frisky base

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: light skinny woman sanctuary

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: bronze whorehouse knife

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: medicated incel useless brakes

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: bronze whorehouse knife

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Titillating Chocolate Temple Kitty Cat

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Useless Jewess House

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Charismatic set

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: grizzly dashing cruise ship hissy fit

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser Point Hominid

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: motley personal credit line mediation

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser Point Hominid

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: heady center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: mauve den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling garrison

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz yapping field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Khaki Flickering Tattoo Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: hot learning disabled voyeur associate

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Irradiated location

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz yapping field

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: curious misunderstood principal's office

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Irradiated location

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: light skinny woman sanctuary

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: hateful nibblets

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: adulterous big lodge

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Charismatic set

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Irradiated location

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Irradiated location

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: hilarious state

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser Point Hominid

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: chestnut appetizing ratface

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: mauve den

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Self-absorbed puppy shrine

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Apoplectic partner

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: hateful nibblets

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: curious misunderstood principal's office

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: outnumbered boistinker digit ratio

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: hilarious state

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: hilarious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: electric awkward property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Irradiated location

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Carnelian violent wagecucks background story

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Frisky base

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: frozen double fault stag film

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: aromatic copper multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser Point Hominid

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: onyx exciting rehab

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible Psychic

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: wonderful trailer park gaming laptop

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: wonderful trailer park gaming laptop

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Irradiated location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: hot learning disabled voyeur associate

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Apoplectic partner

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: light skinny woman sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser Point Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling garrison

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: blathering stock car corner

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: blathering stock car corner

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: thriller genital piercing

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Vengeful dark box office

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Idiotic comical masturbator

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Charcoal Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Zippy claret chad brunch

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Irradiated location

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: light skinny woman sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Spectacular pit shitlib

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Irradiated location

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: light skinny woman sanctuary

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring chapel cuck

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: blathering stock car corner

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: passionate bipolar spot laser beams

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: cordovan newt native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Sick vivacious affirmative action main people

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: chestnut appetizing ratface

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: passionate bipolar spot laser beams

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Frisky base

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Adventurous Patrolman

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: curious misunderstood principal's office

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Frisky base

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Frisky base

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Zippy claret chad brunch

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Silver Messiness Persian

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: angry meetinghouse legal warrant

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: chestnut appetizing ratface

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Turquoise Razzle-dazzle Heaven

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: stirring library jap

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: aromatic copper multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Irradiated location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: stirring library jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: bearded snowy pisswyrm

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Cheese-eating stage ceo

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Salmon Hospital Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Citrine laughsome school

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: shimmering mentally impaired locale clown

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: contagious haunted graveyard antidepressant drug

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: stirring library jap

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: chestnut appetizing ratface

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: contagious haunted graveyard antidepressant drug

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: hilarious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: provocative maize cumskin

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: blathering stock car corner

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: white 180 dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Charcoal Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: pontificating forum sandwich

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Odious kitchen party of the first part

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: light skinny woman sanctuary

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: curious misunderstood principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: heady center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Crystalline Ticket Booth Giraffe

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Citrine laughsome school

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: stirring library jap

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: provocative maize cumskin

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: shimmering mentally impaired locale clown

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: bearded snowy pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: excitant glassy address

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: indigo galvanic parlor round eye

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Frisky base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: deep sound barrier

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: nubile aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Frisky base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author:  tan business firm

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: nubile aphrodisiac stage

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: hateful nibblets

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: free-loading school cafeteria national security agency

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Useless Jewess House

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: light skinny woman sanctuary

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Useless Jewess House

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: blathering stock car corner

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: lilac famous landscape painting pozpig

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author:  private investor senate

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: hilarious state

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: hateful nibblets

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Mind-boggling garrison

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: light skinny woman sanctuary

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Charcoal Casino

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: free-loading school cafeteria national security agency

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: impressive friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Mind-boggling garrison

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Cyan new version nursing home

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: blue french toilet seat menage

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: blue french toilet seat menage

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: diverse old irish cottage

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: clear codepig karate

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling garrison

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: hot learning disabled voyeur associate

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: chestnut appetizing ratface

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: clear codepig karate

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: coiffed house-broken faggot firefighter telephone

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Cyan new version nursing home

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: hateful nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: fishy foreskin

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: fluffy sadistic market legend

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: hideous exhilarant tank locus

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: bronze whorehouse knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Useless Jewess House

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: razzmatazz yapping field

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Useless Jewess House

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: chestnut appetizing ratface

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Useless Jewess House

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: chestnut appetizing ratface

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Useless Jewess House

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz yapping field

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author:  umber national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Useless Jewess House

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: ivory theater sneaky criminal

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz yapping field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Frisky base

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: free-loading school cafeteria national security agency

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz yapping field

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Useless Jewess House

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: light skinny woman sanctuary

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: hot learning disabled voyeur associate

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: hilarious state

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Iridescent feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: medicated incel useless brakes

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Anal Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: chartreuse indecent church building

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: light skinny woman sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: chartreuse indecent church building

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: chartreuse indecent church building

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: crimson azn

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: aromatic copper multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  abode

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Spruce circlehead lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: lilac famous landscape painting pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: diverse old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: bronze whorehouse knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: domesticated marketing idea

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author:  Tripping Really Tough Guy Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Red Shaky Piazza

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: free-loading school cafeteria national security agency

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Irradiated location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: lilac famous landscape painting pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: free-loading school cafeteria national security agency

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: free-loading school cafeteria national security agency

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Titillating Chocolate Temple Kitty Cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Swollen place of business dilemma

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling garrison

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: blathering stock car corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Frisky base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Frisky base

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Frisky base

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Titillating Chocolate Temple Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: blathering stock car corner

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Duck-like jew

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: blathering stock car corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Swollen place of business dilemma

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Duck-like jew

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: hilarious state

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: bearded snowy pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: sepia public bath corn cake

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Anal Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Frisky base

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Turquoise Razzle-dazzle Heaven

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: bronze whorehouse knife

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Frisky base

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Frisky base

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Swollen place of business dilemma

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Frisky base

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: diverse old irish cottage

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: olive brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Cocky wild space indirect expression

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: olive brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Frisky base

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Irradiated location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Frisky base

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Puce Stubborn Travel Guidebook Hell

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Citrine laughsome school

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Turquoise Razzle-dazzle Heaven

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Titillating Chocolate Temple Kitty Cat

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling garrison

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: zombie-like milky tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Garnet bbw

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: deep sound barrier

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: deep sound barrier

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: frum pistol

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Apoplectic partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: blathering stock car corner

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: 

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Cobalt Overrated Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: free-loading school cafeteria national security agency

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: blathering stock car corner

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: curious misunderstood principal's office

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: 

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  green

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author:  blood rage

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: passionate bipolar spot laser beams

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: frum pistol

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  scarlet yarmulke rigpig

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Silver Messiness Persian

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: chartreuse indecent church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Khaki Flickering Tattoo Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Sick vivacious affirmative action main people

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Ebony

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: bronze whorehouse knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: cerise balding station quadroon

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: offensive windowlicker love of her life

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author:  mother

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Silver Messiness Persian

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author:  mother

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author:  abode

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: passionate bipolar spot laser beams

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Swollen place of business dilemma

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: cordovan newt native

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Swollen place of business dilemma

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Silver Messiness Persian

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  green

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Swollen place of business dilemma

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Titillating Chocolate Temple Kitty Cat

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  green

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Frisky base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author:  abode

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: provocative maize cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author:  buck-toothed half-breed

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  smoky

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Duck-like jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: hateful nibblets

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: sinister rambunctious

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Citrine laughsome school

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: motley personal credit line mediation

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  slippery kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author:  pea-brained fortuitous meteor police squad

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: hot learning disabled voyeur associate

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  pea-brained fortuitous meteor police squad

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: 

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  slippery kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Azure chest-beating dog poop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: provocative maize cumskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: bronze whorehouse knife

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Territorial mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored sooty parlour

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: blathering stock car corner

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: bronze whorehouse knife

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: bronze whorehouse knife

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling garrison

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: well-lubricated idiot

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: stirring library jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: outnumbered boistinker digit ratio

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz yapping field

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: deep sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: stirring library jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Alcoholic mad cow disease

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  beta organic girlfriend

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Puce Stubborn Travel Guidebook Hell

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: stirring library jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz yapping field

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Cerebral water buffalo

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: bearded snowy pisswyrm

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Sick vivacious affirmative action main people

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Metal crotch

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: motley personal credit line mediation

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: lilac famous landscape painting pozpig

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: wonderful trailer park gaming laptop

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  maroon

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: curious misunderstood principal's office

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: curious misunderstood principal's office

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: curious misunderstood principal's office

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: hateful nibblets

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: motley personal credit line mediation

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: violent gas station depressive

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: blathering stock car corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  scarlet yarmulke rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Duck-like jew

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Cyan new version nursing home

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: outnumbered boistinker digit ratio

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Useless Jewess House

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: hot learning disabled voyeur associate

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Anal Resort

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz yapping field

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Duck-like jew

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  walnut

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Frisky base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: chestnut appetizing ratface

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Frisky base

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Pearly Dingle Berry Preventive Strike

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Pearly Dingle Berry Preventive Strike

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: contagious haunted graveyard antidepressant drug

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  walnut

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: hilarious state

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  walnut

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Pearly Dingle Berry Preventive Strike

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: bronze whorehouse knife

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: hilarious state

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: bronze whorehouse knife

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: bronze whorehouse knife

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Pearly Dingle Berry Preventive Strike

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: blue french toilet seat menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: bronze whorehouse knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Silver Messiness Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Useless Jewess House

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Deranged selfie gunner

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: dull wrinkle

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: offensive windowlicker love of her life

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Rose marvelous reading party

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Duck-like jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Frisky base

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: chartreuse indecent church building

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Frisky base

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: chartreuse indecent church building

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: well-lubricated idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Crystalline Ticket Booth Giraffe

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: chartreuse indecent church building

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  green

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: chartreuse indecent church building

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Crystalline Ticket Booth Giraffe

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: chestnut appetizing ratface

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Irradiated location

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Vengeful dark box office

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Red Shaky Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Charismatic set

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: hilarious state

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Frisky base

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author:  buck-toothed half-breed

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Ebony

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: free-loading school cafeteria national security agency

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  walnut

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  smoky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author:  deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: bronze whorehouse knife

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: aromatic copper multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Rough-skinned amethyst sex offender electric furnace

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: curious misunderstood principal's office

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: burgundy macaca

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: flushed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: sapphire judgmental turdskin

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  smoky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Bright sticky striped hyena weed whacker

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Insanely creepy

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author:  Tripping Really Tough Guy Lay

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  green

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Vengeful dark box office

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Cheese-eating stage ceo

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  smoky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Sick vivacious affirmative action main people

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: hateful nibblets

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Khaki Flickering Tattoo Cuckoldry

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author:  abode

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Khaki Flickering Tattoo Cuckoldry

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: violent gas station depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  walnut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling garrison

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: passionate bipolar spot laser beams

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Frisky base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author:  Tripping Really Tough Guy Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: ungodly sweet tailpipe milk

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: wonderful trailer park gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Honey-headed Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling garrison

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: underhanded queen of the night

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Insane coral



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  walnut

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author:  magenta

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: motley personal credit line mediation

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Plum Liquid Oxygen

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Frisky base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Frisky base

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Nighttime internal respiration

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Flesh son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: fragrant fuchsia cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author:  henna

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Khaki Flickering Tattoo Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Very tactful becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Frisky base

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  twinkling scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Lavender

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  self-centered dragon roast beef

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Lavender

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  twinkling scourge upon the earth

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Vigorous keepsake machete alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  twinkling scourge upon the earth

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Vermilion gaped

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  twinkling scourge upon the earth

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Peach



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Very tactful becky

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Insane coral



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: navy cracking doctorate

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Vengeful dark box office

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author:  topaz generalized bond

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Frisky base

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author:  topaz generalized bond

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: cream fanboi

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  smoky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Red Shaky Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Frisky base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: jade hairless twinkling uncleanness degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Red Shaky Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author:  topaz generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author:  slimy factory reset button

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author:  topaz generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author:  topaz generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: cream fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author:  topaz generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Ruddy Thirsty Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Shivering Bat-shit-crazy

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Demanding faggotry

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author:  slimy factory reset button

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Turquoise Razzle-dazzle Heaven

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Abusive effete filthpig

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: gay dead french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author:  up-to-no-good

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Peach



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Odious kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: cream fanboi

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Shivering Bat-shit-crazy

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  lime death wish

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: orchid racy volcanic crater theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: fear-inspiring jet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Salmon Hospital Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  green



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Frisky base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Mint gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Aqua idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  green



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: crusty headpube therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Poppy

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Out-of-control International Law Enforcement Agency

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Bisexual Wine Coldplay Fan Nowag

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  lime death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  bespoke community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  green



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: supple office trust fund

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Filthy amber goyim ladyboy

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Filthy amber goyim ladyboy

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  lime death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  pale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Lemon startled black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: drab mood

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Lavender

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: bossy coffee pot

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  pale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Avocado irate gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  pale

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: zombie-like milky tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: submissive philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Aggressive

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author:  magenta

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Lemon startled black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: drab mood

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: fragrant fuchsia cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Mischievous potus prole

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: cream fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Seedy Ocher Roommate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: cream fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author:  topaz generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Cowardly toaster

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  pale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  lime death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Black Bat Shit Crazy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Kink-friendly

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: slate lascivious dysfunction

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: zombie-like milky tanning salon

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author:  deer antler

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Filthy amber goyim ladyboy

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49533771)