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fuck, 97.2 THE FEAR is playing holiday songs

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ivory shivering bawdyhouse
  11/27/17
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rambunctious concupiscible kitty garrison
  11/27/17
It's about time, spritezero! First up, by Your Mom, is her ...
Chest-beating university
  11/27/17
love the 'ringing landline phone' sound effect in that one
ivory shivering bawdyhouse
  11/27/17
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Spectacular walnut pervert
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flatulent pistol
  11/28/17
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Primrose electric school filthpig
  11/27/17
"Burning the midnight oil, workpigs? Don't worry, we're...
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  11/27/17
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Purple Floppy Shrine
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offensive dilemma party of the first part
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Charismatic place of business windowlicker
  11/07/22
next up, "Could She Tell (I was Staring at Her Tits)&qu...
ivory shivering bawdyhouse
  11/27/17
My First Cousin comes from quite the musical family! Her mo...
Chest-beating university
  11/27/17
unnngh. cup size?
ivory shivering bawdyhouse
  11/27/17
B at the time. Bright pink nipples.
Chest-beating university
  11/27/17
nice. think she's game?
ivory shivering bawdyhouse
  11/27/17
loooooooooooooooool. She's gross now. My entire family (be...
Chest-beating university
  11/27/17
how old was she when you were sneaking peaks?
ivory shivering bawdyhouse
  11/27/17
Early 20s. Happened once (at that pool party). Had a bikin...
Chest-beating university
  11/27/17
she totally would've given you a handy in the pool house
ivory shivering bawdyhouse
  11/27/17
Will j/o to this later. ty.
Chest-beating university
  11/27/17
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unholy fuchsia brethren heaven
  11/27/17
holy shit I wore OUT that LP back in the day
Supple Location Crotch
  11/28/17
And now we’ve got The Reminders with their hit “You Need 218...
Chrome Hissy Fit
  11/27/17
Whoops, Jimmy, it's 243: The firm now only counts pro bono ...
Chest-beating university
  11/27/17
Hahah my firm counts it at zero
Chrome Hissy Fit
  11/27/17
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House-broken police squad
  11/27/17
Next up, "I Hope He At Least Calls For Christmas,"...
fragrant church building dog poop
  11/27/17
And now for a sneaky little song in the key of ‘its beginnin...
fishy coiffed clown rigpig
  11/27/17
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ivory shivering bawdyhouse
  11/27/17
Followed by a throwback to their 2014 chart-toppers: "C...
Chest-beating university
  11/27/17
Hahahahaha
fishy coiffed clown rigpig
  11/27/17
looooool
abusive beady-eyed home genital piercing
  11/28/17
(White Christmas is permanently out of rotation.)
Spectacular walnut pervert
  11/27/17
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Chest-beating university
  11/27/17
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abusive beady-eyed home genital piercing
  11/28/17
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adventurous ungodly people who are hurt lodge
  11/07/22
Next up..."Gonna Join the gym in December to beat those...
Cobalt chad
  11/27/17
Really funny fake song posts guys
Metal canary stage halford
  11/27/17
ur gay
ivory shivering bawdyhouse
  11/27/17
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fishy coiffed clown rigpig
  11/27/17
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Insecure Startling Parlor
  11/28/17
After the break, #4 on the holiday countdown, it's "Wha...
naked cheese-eating office puppy
  11/27/17
!!!
brass laughsome cuck box office
  11/27/17
This meme is a festering TTT in decline hehehe 20 word so...
disturbing lavender factory reset button
  11/27/17
Embarrassing thread
Metal canary stage halford
  11/27/17
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Insecure Startling Parlor
  11/27/17
Tough choice but my guess is that it’s from ”I'm edgy” by th...
fishy coiffed clown rigpig
  11/27/17
Really fucking bad post.
Metal canary stage halford
  11/28/17
oh man, we should probably go do more crypto, stormfront, an...
angry erotic double fault
  11/28/17
(Scrooge)
sienna nighttime locale mental disorder
  11/28/17
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abusive beady-eyed home genital piercing
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Boyish Sable Athletic Conference Patrolman
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I think it was funny the first couple of times but yes now i...
Deranged shitlib depressive
  11/27/17
cr
disturbing lavender factory reset button
  11/27/17
I really enjoy the insight we get into the state of jim kell...
ivory shivering bawdyhouse
  11/27/17
lol, I have to channel prior SPS relationships that I tried ...
Chest-beating university
  11/27/17
Whew! Some good ones so far. Let's try "Let's Skip Gi...
Chest-beating university
  11/27/17
Didn’t they cover “How can you be mad at me for buying *you*...
fishy coiffed clown rigpig
  11/27/17
Yes! It was a B-side to "Scribbled 'Naughty' Gift Cert...
Chest-beating university
  11/27/17
: (
ivory shivering bawdyhouse
  11/27/17
One 'naughty' gift certificate, unused, sitting in a nightst...
Chest-beating university
  11/27/17
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sienna nighttime locale mental disorder
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Heady faggotry
  11/27/17
That was “am I acting like an old creep” by Borderline Tinde...
fishy coiffed clown rigpig
  11/27/17
Next up, by our old friends the $300K of Counsels, is their ...
Chest-beating university
  11/27/17
And now a very special solo cut from Your Frizzy-Haired Daug...
Spectacular walnut pervert
  11/27/17
That shimmering kilt was “Ninety Dollar Wrapping” by Instagr...
fishy coiffed clown rigpig
  11/27/17
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Chest-beating university
  11/27/17
Time now for "It's a Shame You'll Never See Your Dad (O...
angry erotic double fault
  11/27/17
Up next, the classic that got everyone to boogie in the 50s:...
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  11/28/17
From the band that put SF on the map, here's: "Mailb...
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Next up, from Dr. Genetics and the Life Destroyers, "Yo...
fragrant church building dog poop
  11/28/17
Ohhh, and a special request from ggtp, this one goes out to ...
fragrant church building dog poop
  11/28/17
Now for the wistful “will I ever ski again?” by Accelerated ...
sienna nighttime locale mental disorder
  11/28/17
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Supple Location Crotch
  11/28/17
And now a throwback punk number from The Poisons, it’s their...
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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:01 PM
Author: ivory shivering bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34784951)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: rambunctious concupiscible kitty garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34784969)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Chest-beating university

It's about time, spritezero! First up, by Your Mom, is her now-classic "All I Want for Christmas is a Grandchild."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785003)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:07 PM
Author: ivory shivering bawdyhouse

love the 'ringing landline phone' sound effect in that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785020)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: Spectacular walnut pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785178)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: flatulent pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788665)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:51 AM
Author: very tactful violet prole skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#45448718)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Primrose electric school filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785008)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring aqua point

"Burning the midnight oil, workpigs? Don't worry, we're hear with Inevitable Death's all-time classic, 'Working On One of the Seven Christmases You Have Left With Dad Still Alive.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785030)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Purple Floppy Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788099)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: abusive beady-eyed home genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788533)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: offensive dilemma party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788555)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:06 AM
Author: Charismatic place of business windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#45449100)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: ivory shivering bawdyhouse

next up, "Could She Tell (I was Staring at Her Tits)" by My First Cousin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785031)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Chest-beating university

My First Cousin comes from quite the musical family! Her mother--My Dad's Younger Sister--had the 1993 hit, "My Nephew Spent the Entire Family Pool Party Trying to See Down My Tommy Hilfiger Bikini Top and Thought I Didn't Notice (The Whole Family Noticed)."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785132)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: ivory shivering bawdyhouse

unnngh. cup size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785157)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: Chest-beating university

B at the time. Bright pink nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785193)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: ivory shivering bawdyhouse

nice. think she's game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785200)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:24 PM
Author: Chest-beating university

loooooooooooooooool. She's gross now. My entire family (beyond immediate) is fat fat fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785217)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: ivory shivering bawdyhouse

how old was she when you were sneaking peaks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785227)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: Chest-beating university

Early 20s. Happened once (at that pool party). Had a bikini top with hard cups and her tits did not fill them. Was impossible not to stare as a 12-y/o.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785265)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: ivory shivering bawdyhouse

she totally would've given you a handy in the pool house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785292)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: Chest-beating university

Will j/o to this later. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785325)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:46 PM
Author: unholy fuchsia brethren heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785423)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Supple Location Crotch

holy shit I wore OUT that LP back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788498)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: Chrome Hissy Fit

And now we’ve got The Reminders with their hit “You Need 218 hours in December to Make Your Billables.” Seems to get more true with each passing year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785043)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:15 PM
Author: Chest-beating university

Whoops, Jimmy, it's 243: The firm now only counts pro bono at 0.5x. Still lots of days left!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785111)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: Chrome Hissy Fit

Hahah my firm counts it at zero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785546)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: House-broken police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785263)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:18 PM
Author: fragrant church building dog poop

Next up, "I Hope He At Least Calls For Christmas," by Your Dad and the Funeral Parlors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785151)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: fishy coiffed clown rigpig

And now for a sneaky little song in the key of ‘its beginning to look a lot like Christmas” by The Apple Store (and featuring AT&T ) it is “we’re fucking up you’re wife’s phone just in time for Christmas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785204)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: ivory shivering bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785228)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating university

Followed by a throwback to their 2014 chart-toppers: "Cases are for Poors" and "You're Careful and It's Always in Your Purse, Anyway" off their album "Hehe."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785251)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: fishy coiffed clown rigpig

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785284)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: abusive beady-eyed home genital piercing

looooool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788538)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: Spectacular walnut pervert

(White Christmas is permanently out of rotation.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785240)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: Chest-beating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785274)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: abusive beady-eyed home genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788540)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:14 AM
Author: adventurous ungodly people who are hurt lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#45449112)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Cobalt chad

Next up..."Gonna Join the gym in December to beat those new year's resolution fats!" from the BMI 35s latest album "Your B Cups Aren't Pecs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785257)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Metal canary stage halford

Really funny fake song posts guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785259)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: ivory shivering bawdyhouse

ur gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785286)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: fishy coiffed clown rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785290)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: Insecure Startling Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34787868)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: naked cheese-eating office puppy

After the break, #4 on the holiday countdown, it's "What, My Old High School is Half Puerto Rican Now?!?" by the Declining Land Values so Kiss Your Inheritance Goodbye Posse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785296)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: brass laughsome cuck box office

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785511)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: disturbing lavender factory reset button

This meme is a festering TTT in decline

hehehe 20 word song title by band with10 word name hehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785302)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Metal canary stage halford

Embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785321)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Insecure Startling Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34786307)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: fishy coiffed clown rigpig

Tough choice but my guess is that it’s from ”I'm edgy” by the Homo Newbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785358)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 4:00 AM
Author: Metal canary stage halford

Really fucking bad post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34787694)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: angry erotic double fault

oh man, we should probably go do more crypto, stormfront, and "new poster, first day" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788547)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: sienna nighttime locale mental disorder

(Scrooge)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788622)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: abusive beady-eyed home genital piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788561)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Boyish Sable Athletic Conference Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34789378)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Deranged shitlib depressive

I think it was funny the first couple of times but yes now it is cringe-inducing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785361)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: disturbing lavender factory reset button

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785367)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: ivory shivering bawdyhouse

I really enjoy the insight we get into the state of jim kelly's marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785406)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating university

lol, I have to channel prior SPS relationships that I tried to force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785420)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Chest-beating university

Whew! Some good ones so far. Let's try "Let's Skip Gifts This Year; I Don't Need Anything" by the SAHM Getting Five Deliveries Per Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785312)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: fishy coiffed clown rigpig

Didn’t they cover “How can you be mad at me for buying *you* a gift?” by Credit Cards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785342)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating university

Yes! It was a B-side to "Scribbled 'Naughty' Gift Certificate" off of "Shit, I forgot to buy a real gift for him again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785390)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: ivory shivering bawdyhouse

: (

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785407)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: Chest-beating university

One 'naughty' gift certificate, unused, sitting in a nightstand drawer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785429)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: sienna nighttime locale mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34786087)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Heady faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785391)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: fishy coiffed clown rigpig

That was “am I acting like an old creep” by Borderline Tinder Teen and the Missing Daddies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785318)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: Chest-beating university

Next up, by our old friends the $300K of Counsels, is their new hit: "Rewrap Last Year's Unopened Gifts?" off their album "Ungrateful Wife Vol. 2."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785345)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: Spectacular walnut pervert

And now a very special solo cut from Your Frizzy-Haired Daughter: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Shaquille."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785356)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:40 PM
Author: fishy coiffed clown rigpig

That shimmering kilt was “Ninety Dollar Wrapping” by Instagram Wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785375)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785397)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:49 PM
Author: angry erotic double fault

Time now for "It's a Shame You'll Never See Your Dad (Outside a Casket) Ever Again Just Because He Likes Trump a Little" by the Festering Shitdicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785445)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:37 AM
Author: geriatric fanboi boiling water

Up next, the classic that got everyone to boogie in the 50s:

"Is my phone line disconnected" by aging fathers who haven't heard from their rootless cosmopolitan kids in months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788091)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: geriatric fanboi boiling water

From the band that put SF on the map, here's:

"Mailbox full" by desperate 35 year old balding male attorneys hitting up tinder sloot 5s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788110)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: food 4 tha shad0wz (🦉)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#49445686)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: fragrant church building dog poop

Next up, from Dr. Genetics and the Life Destroyers, "Your Deeply Autistic Daughter Will Never Say 'Merry Christmas'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788543)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: fragrant church building dog poop

Ohhh, and a special request from ggtp, this one goes out to you, from Inhouse HR and the Gotta Know Somebodies, "Thank You For Your Interest (But Our Christmas Department Is Fully Staffed)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788558)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: sienna nighttime locale mental disorder

Now for the wistful “will I ever ski again?” by Accelerated Aging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788618)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Supple Location Crotch

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788645)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Boyish Sable Athletic Conference Patrolman

And now a throwback punk number from The Poisons, it’s their hit “Eggnog Pancreatitis”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34789390)



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Date: December 21st, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: Provocative gas station useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#43651025)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:46 AM
Author: Cobalt chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#45448695)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:50 AM
Author: aphrodisiac ticket booth really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#45448714)