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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Shimmering Bespoke Locale
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Shimmering Bespoke Locale
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Shimmering Bespoke Locale
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Shimmering Bespoke Locale
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Shimmering Bespoke Locale
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Shimmering Bespoke Locale
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Deep Spruce Mexican Roommate
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
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Passionate tan stage
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His moniker?
marvelous garrison
  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
Shivering crackhouse
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Crystalline Pit
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Slate cruise ship
  05/22/26
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Soul-stirring Resort Nowag
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Slate cruise ship
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Passionate tan stage
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Slate cruise ship
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Rose galvanic meetinghouse
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Thriller orchestra pit
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
costumed painfully honest parlor water buffalo
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Swashbuckling Mahogany Kitchen Azn
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Shivering crackhouse
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Glittery underhanded antidepressant drug
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Swashbuckling Mahogany Kitchen Azn
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Crystalline Pit
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Deep Spruce Mexican Roommate
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provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Drab forum
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Passionate tan stage
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mods
Canary balding psychic
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
pontificating carnelian love of her life
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Jet Naked Keepsake Machete Church
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
pontificating carnelian love of her life
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Amazing 🐶
Jet Naked Keepsake Machete Church
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Insecure Karate
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
pontificating carnelian love of her life
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
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lol
Deep Spruce Mexican Roommate
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
amber fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Flatulent racy cumskin
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Flatulent racy cumskin
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
Iridescent knife whorehouse
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Shipley was asking for it.
provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate
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AI
Shivering crackhouse
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Passionate tan stage
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Shimmering Bespoke Locale

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Shimmering Bespoke Locale

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Shimmering Bespoke Locale

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Shimmering Bespoke Locale

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Shimmering Bespoke Locale

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Shimmering Bespoke Locale

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: nyuug

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49929657)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Shimmering Bespoke Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Shimmering Bespoke Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Shimmering Bespoke Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Shimmering Bespoke Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Shimmering Bespoke Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Shimmering Bespoke Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Deep Spruce Mexican Roommate

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Passionate tan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: marvelous garrison

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Slate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Khaki mind-boggling principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mahogany Kitchen Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: chartreuse gaming laptop legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Shivering crackhouse

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Crystalline Pit

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Slate cruise ship

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Resort Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Slate cruise ship

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Passionate tan stage

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Slate cruise ship

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Rose galvanic meetinghouse

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Thriller orchestra pit

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: costumed painfully honest parlor water buffalo

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mahogany Kitchen Azn

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Shivering crackhouse

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Glittery underhanded antidepressant drug

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mahogany Kitchen Azn

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Crystalline Pit

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Deep Spruce Mexican Roommate

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: amber fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Drab forum

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Passionate tan stage

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Canary balding psychic

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: pontificating carnelian love of her life

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Jet Naked Keepsake Machete Church

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: pontificating carnelian love of her life

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Jet Naked Keepsake Machete Church

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Insecure Karate

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: pontificating carnelian love of her life

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: aquamarine ticket booth gaping

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Deep Spruce Mexican Roommate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: amber fortuitous meteor multi-billionaire

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Flatulent racy cumskin

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Flatulent racy cumskin

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Flatulent racy cumskin

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Floppy Location Black Woman

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: irradiated chapel

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Flatulent racy cumskin

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating alpha

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Iridescent knife whorehouse

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904576)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: provocative doobsian boiling water degenerate

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Shivering crackhouse

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Passionate tan stage

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: White indecent parlour ape

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899877)