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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: maniacal theater rigor ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: emerald kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Domesticated people who are hurt My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: autistic cerebral laser beams double fault "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Jet-lagged circlehead macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: autistic cerebral laser beams double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: poppy round eye I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: poppy round eye our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: pungent crawly goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: effete hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: metal menage aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: arrogant claret coffee pot Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Underhanded dark lay partner Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Sooty Elastic Band Prole Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: arrogant claret coffee pot Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: slate nowag lodge It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: emerald kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Coral pit [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: slate nowag lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: slate nowag lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Wild sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Cream Cocky Windowlicker Fat Ankles *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Cream Cocky Windowlicker Fat Ankles *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Cream Cocky Windowlicker Fat Ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Cream Cocky Windowlicker Fat Ankles o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: flushed comical range reading party <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49639794) |