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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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greedy digit ratio
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
beady-eyed chad
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Racy House Crotch
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Buff Internet-worthy Stain
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
dun twisted office pistol
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Contagious Startling Address Round Eye
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
bisexual appetizing death wish
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Ocher alcoholic coldplay fan
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
canary giraffe
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
greedy digit ratio
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
beta charismatic windowlicker multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Impressive hairy legs rehab
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Arousing Khaki Station Blood Rage
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
greedy digit ratio
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Sadistic Whorehouse Marketing Idea
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
floppy bawdyhouse
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Gay Violent Gunner
  06/30/25
cr
greedy digit ratio
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
beta charismatic windowlicker multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Salmon school queen of the night
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Sadistic Whorehouse Marketing Idea
  06/30/25
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dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Arousing Khaki Station Blood Rage
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Gay Violent Gunner
  06/30/25
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swashbuckling lodge
  07/01/25
*bussy
Irradiated well-lubricated skinny woman library
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
bisexual appetizing death wish
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Soul-stirring Rebellious National
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
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  06/30/25
fuck
Arousing Khaki Station Blood Rage
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Soul-stirring Rebellious National
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
beady-eyed chad
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Arousing Khaki Station Blood Rage
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Salmon school queen of the night
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
greedy digit ratio
  06/30/25
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mauve at-the-ready shrine
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
cerebral indecent hospital puppy
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
carmine passionate mediation state
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Vivacious frum theater
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
greedy digit ratio
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
carmine passionate mediation state
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
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  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
carmine passionate mediation state
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
bat shit crazy painfully honest university love of her life
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
greedy digit ratio
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
fishy hyperventilating pervert newt
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
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  06/30/25
tcr
Razzle-dazzle Flushed Elastic Band Casino
  07/01/25
just jump
Aphrodisiac Space Idiot
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
greedy digit ratio
  06/30/25
...
Ebony Heaven
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Galvanic den
  06/30/25
wow
greedy digit ratio
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
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  06/30/25
JFC man
greedy digit ratio
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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fishy hyperventilating pervert newt
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Learning disabled tan volcanic crater menage
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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  06/30/25
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Buff Internet-worthy Stain
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
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  06/30/25
bro
greedy digit ratio
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
greedy digit ratio
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
beta charismatic windowlicker multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Embarrassed to the bone pozpig home
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
self-absorbed feces
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
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  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Lime bonkers depressive
  07/01/25
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Vivacious frum theater
  07/01/25
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self-absorbed feces
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Godawful out-of-control gas station
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Drab Legend
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Salmon school queen of the night
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
greedy digit ratio
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Arousing Khaki Station Blood Rage
  06/30/25
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greedy digit ratio
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  07/01/25
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Aphrodisiac Space Idiot
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
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  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Spruce azn kitty cat
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
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  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
trip effete internal respiration
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
mentally impaired range goyim
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Dark Garrison
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
greedy digit ratio
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
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greedy digit ratio
  07/01/25
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swashbuckling lodge
  07/01/25
😟
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  07/01/25
holy shit
greedy digit ratio
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
mentally impaired range goyim
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Motley sooty international law enforcement agency abode
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Godawful out-of-control gas station
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
bisexual appetizing death wish
  07/01/25
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greedy digit ratio
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Godawful out-of-control gas station
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Godawful out-of-control gas station
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Galvanic den
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
bisexual appetizing death wish
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
greedy digit ratio
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
french preventive strike
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
swashbuckling lodge
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Sickened yellow scourge upon the earth
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
greedy digit ratio
  07/06/25
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Galvanic den
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
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lol
Razzle-dazzle Flushed Elastic Band Casino
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wow
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed chad

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Racy House Crotch

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Buff Internet-worthy Stain

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: dun twisted office pistol

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Contagious Startling Address Round Eye

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: bisexual appetizing death wish

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Ocher alcoholic coldplay fan

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: canary giraffe

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: beta charismatic windowlicker multi-billionaire

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Impressive hairy legs rehab

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Arousing Khaki Station Blood Rage

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Sadistic Whorehouse Marketing Idea

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Gay Violent Gunner

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: beta charismatic windowlicker multi-billionaire

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Salmon school queen of the night

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Sadistic Whorehouse Marketing Idea

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Flushed Elastic Band Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Arousing Khaki Station Blood Rage

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Gay Violent Gunner

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Irradiated well-lubricated skinny woman library

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: bisexual appetizing death wish

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Rebellious National

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Black high-end trailer park

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Arousing Khaki Station Blood Rage

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Rebellious National

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed chad

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Arousing Khaki Station Blood Rage

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Salmon school queen of the night

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: mauve at-the-ready shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: cerebral indecent hospital puppy

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: carmine passionate mediation state

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Vivacious frum theater

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: carmine passionate mediation state

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Flushed Elastic Band Casino

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: carmine passionate mediation state

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: bat shit crazy painfully honest university love of her life

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: fishy hyperventilating pervert newt

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Learning disabled tan volcanic crater menage

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Flushed Elastic Band Casino

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Space Idiot

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Ebony Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Galvanic den

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Exciting shimmering cuckoldry dingle berry

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: canary giraffe

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Space Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Arousing Khaki Station Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Sadistic Whorehouse Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone pozpig home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: self-absorbed feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: fishy hyperventilating pervert newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Learning disabled tan volcanic crater menage

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: cerebral indecent hospital puppy

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: provocative messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Avocado 180 Parlour Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: overrated spot

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Godawful out-of-control gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Buff Internet-worthy Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Contagious Startling Address Round Eye

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Learning disabled tan volcanic crater menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Flushed Elastic Band Casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser Philosopher-king Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Lime bonkers depressive

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: beta charismatic windowlicker multi-billionaire

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone pozpig home

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: self-absorbed feces

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Flushed Elastic Band Casino

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Lime bonkers depressive

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Vivacious frum theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: self-absorbed feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Godawful out-of-control gas station

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Drab Legend

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Salmon school queen of the night

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Arousing Khaki Station Blood Rage

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: greedy digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: mentally impaired range goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Flushed Elastic Band Casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Space Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Bistre misanthropic church building

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Spruce azn kitty cat

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: spectacular indirect expression

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: fragrant church

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: trip effete internal respiration

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: mentally impaired range goyim

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Dark Garrison

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: greedy digit ratio

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Flushed Elastic Band Casino

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: greedy digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: swashbuckling lodge

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Brass aromatic native tattoo

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: plum step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: mentally impaired range goyim

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Motley sooty international law enforcement agency abode

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Godawful out-of-control gas station

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: bisexual appetizing death wish

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: greedy digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Godawful out-of-control gas station

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Godawful out-of-control gas station

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Galvanic den

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: bisexual appetizing death wish

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: french preventive strike

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling lodge

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Sickened yellow scourge upon the earth

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Galvanic den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Haunting keepsake machete field

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: self-absorbed feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Flushed Elastic Band Casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: greedy digit ratio

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078889)