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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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cracking drab state yarmulke
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
free-loading abode gay wizard
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
plum circlehead sanctuary
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Violent aphrodisiac space
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
ultramarine stead scourge upon the earth
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
glittery background story
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
cowardly brunch genital piercing
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
mind-boggling amethyst liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
house-broken tanning salon trump supporter
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
cracking drab state yarmulke
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
dashing trailer park turdskin
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
motley sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
know-it-all dilemma macaca
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
cracking drab state yarmulke
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Azure faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Chartreuse provocative clown
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
amber sticky kitty
  06/30/25
cr
cracking drab state yarmulke
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
dashing trailer park turdskin
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
glassy cuckoldry
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Azure faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
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mauve hunting ground
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
know-it-all dilemma macaca
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
amber sticky kitty
  06/30/25
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Beady-eyed Pearl Gas Station
  07/01/25
*bussy
Passionate Cyan Lodge
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
cowardly brunch genital piercing
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Hairless Sexy Volcanic Crater
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
brilliant bateful tank
  06/30/25
fuck
know-it-all dilemma macaca
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Hairless Sexy Volcanic Crater
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
free-loading abode gay wizard
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
know-it-all dilemma macaca
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
glassy cuckoldry
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
cracking drab state yarmulke
  06/30/25
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Crystalline internet-worthy kitchen new version
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
olive rigpig
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Aromatic public bath brethren
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Awkward half-breed
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
cracking drab state yarmulke
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Aromatic public bath brethren
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
mauve hunting ground
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Aromatic public bath brethren
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
big-titted whorehouse dragon
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
cracking drab state yarmulke
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Dark people who are hurt juggernaut
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
exciting indecent hospital
  06/30/25
tcr
mauve hunting ground
  07/01/25
just jump
splenetic chestnut patrolman mad cow disease
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
cracking drab state yarmulke
  06/30/25
...
Gaped Apoplectic Puppy
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Odious tripping university
  06/30/25
wow
cracking drab state yarmulke
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
diverse outnumbered nowag piazza
  06/30/25
JFC man
cracking drab state yarmulke
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
house-broken tanning salon trump supporter
  06/30/25
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splenetic chestnut patrolman mad cow disease
  06/30/25
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know-it-all dilemma macaca
  06/30/25
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Azure faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
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flickering ebony depressive den
  06/30/25
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Sooty heaven
  06/30/25
...
Dark people who are hurt juggernaut
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
exciting indecent hospital
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
olive rigpig
  06/30/25
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insanely creepy deranged masturbator ratface
  07/01/25
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Beady-eyed Pearl Gas Station
  07/01/25
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talented lay
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Flatulent Charismatic Point
  07/01/25
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nudist laughsome rehab
  07/01/25
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Violent aphrodisiac space
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
glittery background story
  06/30/25
bro
cracking drab state yarmulke
  06/30/25
...
exciting indecent hospital
  06/30/25
lol
mauve hunting ground
  07/01/25
...
boyish corner
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Marvelous Address Headpube
  06/30/25
jfc
cracking drab state yarmulke
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
dashing trailer park turdskin
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
flickering ebony depressive den
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Sooty heaven
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
mauve hunting ground
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Marvelous Address Headpube
  07/01/25
...
Awkward half-breed
  07/01/25
...
Sooty heaven
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
nudist laughsome rehab
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
yellow comical personal credit line station
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
glassy cuckoldry
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
cracking drab state yarmulke
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
know-it-all dilemma macaca
  06/30/25
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cracking drab state yarmulke
  07/01/25
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Swashbuckling Pervert Dingle Berry
  07/01/25
lol
mauve hunting ground
  07/01/25
...
splenetic chestnut patrolman mad cow disease
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Heady roommate
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Titillating white center
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Greedy athletic conference wagecucks
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Lemon Mildly Autistic Bbw
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
mischievous excitant school cafeteria
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Swashbuckling Pervert Dingle Berry
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Electric lavender therapy
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
cracking drab state yarmulke
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
mauve hunting ground
  07/01/25
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cracking drab state yarmulke
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Beady-eyed Pearl Gas Station
  07/01/25
😟
Stimulating ape locus
  07/01/25
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thriller bat-shit-crazy crotch multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
holy shit
cracking drab state yarmulke
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Swashbuckling Pervert Dingle Berry
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Vivacious fluffy national
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
nudist laughsome rehab
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
cowardly brunch genital piercing
  07/01/25
...
cracking drab state yarmulke
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
nudist laughsome rehab
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
nudist laughsome rehab
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Odious tripping university
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
cowardly brunch genital piercing
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
cracking drab state yarmulke
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
trip twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Beady-eyed Pearl Gas Station
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Ocher school black woman
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
cracking drab state yarmulke
  07/06/25
...
Odious tripping university
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Zombie-like Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
...
Sooty heaven
  07/06/25
lol
mauve hunting ground
  07/07/25
wow
cracking drab state yarmulke
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: free-loading abode gay wizard

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: plum circlehead sanctuary

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Violent aphrodisiac space

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: ultramarine stead scourge upon the earth

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: glittery background story

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: cowardly brunch genital piercing

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling amethyst liquid oxygen

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: house-broken tanning salon trump supporter

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: dashing trailer park turdskin

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: motley sneaky criminal

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: know-it-all dilemma macaca

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Azure faggot firefighter

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse provocative clown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: amber sticky kitty

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: dashing trailer park turdskin

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: glassy cuckoldry

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Azure faggot firefighter

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: mauve hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: know-it-all dilemma macaca

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: amber sticky kitty

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearl Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Passionate Cyan Lodge

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: cowardly brunch genital piercing

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Hairless Sexy Volcanic Crater

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: brilliant bateful tank

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: know-it-all dilemma macaca

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Hairless Sexy Volcanic Crater

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: free-loading abode gay wizard

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: know-it-all dilemma macaca

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: glassy cuckoldry

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Crystalline internet-worthy kitchen new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: olive rigpig

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Aromatic public bath brethren

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Awkward half-breed

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Aromatic public bath brethren

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: mauve hunting ground

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Aromatic public bath brethren

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: big-titted whorehouse dragon

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Dark people who are hurt juggernaut

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: exciting indecent hospital

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: mauve hunting ground

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: splenetic chestnut patrolman mad cow disease

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Gaped Apoplectic Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Odious tripping university

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: diverse outnumbered nowag piazza

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: house-broken tanning salon trump supporter

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: splenetic chestnut patrolman mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: know-it-all dilemma macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Azure faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: flickering ebony depressive den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Sooty heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Dark people who are hurt juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: exciting indecent hospital

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: olive rigpig

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: insanely creepy deranged masturbator ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearl Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: talented lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Flatulent Charismatic Point

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: nudist laughsome rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Violent aphrodisiac space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: glittery background story

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: exciting indecent hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: mauve hunting ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: boyish corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Marvelous Address Headpube

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: dashing trailer park turdskin

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: flickering ebony depressive den

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Sooty heaven

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: mauve hunting ground

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Marvelous Address Headpube

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Awkward half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Sooty heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: nudist laughsome rehab

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: yellow comical personal credit line station

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: glassy cuckoldry

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: know-it-all dilemma macaca

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Pervert Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: mauve hunting ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: splenetic chestnut patrolman mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Heady roommate

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Titillating white center

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Greedy athletic conference wagecucks

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Lemon Mildly Autistic Bbw

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: mischievous excitant school cafeteria

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Pervert Dingle Berry

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Electric lavender therapy

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: mauve hunting ground

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearl Gas Station

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Stimulating ape locus

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: thriller bat-shit-crazy crotch multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Pervert Dingle Berry

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Vivacious fluffy national

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: nudist laughsome rehab

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: cowardly brunch genital piercing

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: nudist laughsome rehab

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: nudist laughsome rehab

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Odious tripping university

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: cowardly brunch genital piercing

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: trip twinkling uncleanness

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearl Gas Station

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Ocher school black woman

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Odious tripping university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Zombie-like Candlestick Maker

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Sooty heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: mauve hunting ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: cracking drab state yarmulke

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078889)