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Why is it so hard to get my dick inside of pussy

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spectacular foreskin
  10/17/19
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spectacular foreskin
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are you on the spectrum brother
Domesticated lay stain
  10/18/19
Shut up, queer
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fuck you faggot
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Sepia French Chef
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Wtf Luis
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absolutely devastating
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Lol
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charcoal address mother
  11/28/19
Lol he wrote the clique theory aspie manifesto , so what do ...
silver bespoke sound barrier newt
  11/28/19
What position? Missionary is the hardest, why not try doggy?...
Laughsome clear private investor
  10/18/19
All suck equally imho
spectacular foreskin
  10/18/19
Something's wrong with you then. Doggy goes so deep it can h...
Laughsome clear private investor
  10/18/19
"Missionary is the hardest" lmao
Thriller Piazza Faggotry
  10/18/19
Often the pussy is seemingly under the woman, like it mas as...
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charcoal address mother
  10/18/19
The inside of pussies are also angled slightly and not strai...
Frisky Histrionic Library
  11/28/19
It's your responsibility to position the chick how you want ...
diverse brass native lettuce
  12/13/19
Hardest for men with dicks that aren't very big or hard enou...
Laughsome clear private investor
  10/18/19
Cr Easily easiest
Orange Appetizing Friendly Grandma
  12/26/20
1. Pussy is too tight compared to the size of my dick (which...
spectacular foreskin
  10/18/19
Date: October 18th, 2019 12:06 AM Author: cowgod(web.archiv...
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 PM Author: cowgod (web.archi...
beady-eyed deranged location milk
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how the fuck did cavemen figure out that the penis goes into...
Passionate Public Bath
  10/18/19
cavemen reproduced through oral sex
Transparent Love Of Her Life
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charcoal address mother
  11/28/19
it's true, Mel Gibson depicted the transitional phase in Apo...
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Fornicators and Sodomites
Lascivious magenta center
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This happened to me Monday due to cocaine and booze. I was t...
rough-skinned unhinged generalized bond
  10/18/19
Need more details
charcoal address mother
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i was in LA for work and hung out with this stripper that my...
rough-skinned unhinged generalized bond
  10/18/19
you went down on a STRIPPER? Are you looking to get throat c...
Bright party of the first part shrine
  10/18/19
that is not likely to happen for YEARS
rough-skinned unhinged generalized bond
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Sounds awesome. Can we trade lives?
charcoal address mother
  10/18/19
sure thing man, I always wanted to know how to play an instr...
rough-skinned unhinged generalized bond
  10/18/19
Hanging out with her again next Friday, brothers
rough-skinned unhinged generalized bond
  10/19/19
Can I just show up? You could prob seamlessly play my role i...
charcoal address mother
  10/20/19
don't I have to gain 75-150 lbs though? and don't you have t...
rough-skinned unhinged generalized bond
  10/20/19
Current Woman has a rape fetish or something and won't do fo...
spectacular foreskin
  10/18/19
jfc straightmos
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Do you not get hard from putting a knife to her neck, rippin...
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cr just punch her in the face a few times and you're both gu...
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I just came.
Lascivious magenta center
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You have to spit on your hand and lube things yourself, geni...
diverse brass native lettuce
  12/13/19
probably the best thread of the day so far
Amber Marvelous Parlour Toaster
  10/18/19
It's easier when they aren't trying to escape/fight back.
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  10/18/19
i have people to do this for me
crystalline boyish senate shitlib
  10/18/19
What does that job pay?
charcoal address mother
  10/20/19
1/2 of all my earnings in perpetuity
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this is peak cowgod
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galvanic turdskin
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because you're a creep and anyone can see and smell it on yo...
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Wait your shoe size is *seventeen*
crystalline boyish senate shitlib
  11/28/19
Yeah which means my dick size (7``) is a disappointment. Dic...
spectacular foreskin
  11/28/19
How tall are you?
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I ask myself this every day, man.
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  12/13/19
This is because she isn’t turned on by you
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I still find this a problem.
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: spectacular foreskin
Subject: cowgod

This might actually be a small dick problem, a long dick could just poke from any distance and eventually gain entry. Angle matters more the smaller a dick is. My dick is 7`` btw, shoe size is 17 so my dick is undersized by that standard and probably below average imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994442)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:59 PM
Author: spectacular foreskin



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: Domesticated lay stain

are you on the spectrum brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994496)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: spectacular foreskin

Shut up, queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994513)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:02 AM
Author: Jet Hunting Ground Gas Station



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: dark liquid oxygen sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Domesticated lay stain

fuck you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38996924)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Slate pontificating school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185498)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 11:09 AM
Author: Fragrant maize resort



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:45 PM
Author: puce stimulating cuckoldry



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:47 PM
Author: hairless razzle-dazzle hominid place of business

Happy Thanksgiving!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185855)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: Sepia French Chef



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Orange Appetizing Friendly Grandma

Wtf Luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39186011)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: galvanic turdskin



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky market



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: vivacious ivory juggernaut psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39188035)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 6:35 PM
Author: crusty hyperventilating dilemma



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Date: December 13th, 2019 6:56 PM
Author: Transparent Love Of Her Life



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:03 PM
Author: diverse brass native lettuce

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39262111)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: maniacal office



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Mustard people who are hurt

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185823)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Orange Appetizing Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39186010)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: charcoal address mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185908)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: silver bespoke sound barrier newt

Lol he wrote the clique theory aspie manifesto , so what do you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39186083)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: Laughsome clear private investor

What position? Missionary is the hardest, why not try doggy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994499)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: spectacular foreskin

All suck equally imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994512)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: Laughsome clear private investor

Something's wrong with you then. Doggy goes so deep it can hurt. You just dont get hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994536)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:33 AM
Author: Thriller Piazza Faggotry

"Missionary is the hardest"

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995034)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:51 AM
Author: spectacular foreskin

Often the pussy is seemingly under the woman, like it mas as well be the asshole. IIRC length of taint is a sign of virility in men, maybe it varies between Women idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995061)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 8:06 AM
Author: charcoal address mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995102)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Frisky Histrionic Library

The inside of pussies are also angled slightly and not straight-on. If you try to ram it in head-on- depending on the angle and her body structure- you might not get far. Obviously if your dick is small its more likely to slip out, but extreme issues are probably due to angle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185986)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: diverse brass native lettuce

It's your responsibility to position the chick how you want so you can violate her holds. Push her legs back and pull her ass up. Your pelvic bone should be smashed up against hers and your cock should be buried inside her to the hilt. Fold a pillow in half so that it's doubled up and stick it under her ass if you want. Sex is much much better if you take charge of things a bit so that you have a solid mechanical position from which to truly demolish the chick. And the chick will appreciate it too. Most chicks do not have a clue what they're doing in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39262130)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:51 PM
Author: Laughsome clear private investor

Hardest for men with dicks that aren't very big or hard enough. Not sure why you're laughing about this, retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38996905)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Orange Appetizing Friendly Grandma

Cr

Easily easiest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#41621488)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:06 AM
Author: spectacular foreskin

1. Pussy is too tight compared to the size of my dick (which is small imho)

2. This, combined with the Angle of pussy, is a disaster imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994529)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed deranged location milk

Date: October 18th, 2019 12:06 AM

Author: cowgod(web.archive.org/web/20181230045958/http://www.cliquetheory.com)

1. Pussy is too tight compared to the size of my dick (which is small imho)

2. This, combined with the Angle of pussy, is a disaster imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994543)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Orange Appetizing Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39186009)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed deranged location milk

Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 PM

Author: cowgod (web.archive.org/web/20181230045958/http://www.cliquetheory.com)

This might actually be a small dick problem, a long dick could just poke from any distance and eventually gain entry. Angle matters more the smaller a dick is. My dick is 7`` btw, shoe size is 17 so my dick is undersized by that standard and probably below average imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994542)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:36 AM
Author: Passionate Public Bath

how the fuck did cavemen figure out that the penis goes into vagina, its the most hidden orifice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38994625)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 6:55 AM
Author: Transparent Love Of Her Life

cavemen reproduced through oral sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995011)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:04 PM
Author: charcoal address mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185910)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: Sexy Indigo Pocket Flask Box Office

it's true, Mel Gibson depicted the transitional phase in Apocalypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185943)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: Lascivious magenta center

Fornicators and Sodomites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39262126)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:14 AM
Author: rough-skinned unhinged generalized bond

This happened to me Monday due to cocaine and booze. I was trying to mash my half-erect “penis” inside of a vag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995015)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:27 AM
Author: charcoal address mother

Need more details

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995020)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: rough-skinned unhinged generalized bond

i was in LA for work and hung out with this stripper that my partner and client always hang out with. this time we were alone. she brought coke and then I tried to mash my limp pee pee into her. didn't work but she did successfully blow me. I went down on her twice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995205)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 9:07 AM
Author: Bright party of the first part shrine

you went down on a STRIPPER? Are you looking to get throat cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995243)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 9:23 AM
Author: rough-skinned unhinged generalized bond

that is not likely to happen for YEARS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995279)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:50 PM
Author: motley sanctuary rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185862)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: charcoal address mother

Sounds awesome. Can we trade lives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38996733)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: rough-skinned unhinged generalized bond

sure thing man, I always wanted to know how to play an instrument

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38996926)



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Date: October 19th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: rough-skinned unhinged generalized bond

Hanging out with her again next Friday, brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39001775)



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Date: October 20th, 2019 3:55 AM
Author: charcoal address mother

Can I just show up? You could prob seamlessly play my role in my house. I don't think anyone would notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39002403)



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Date: October 20th, 2019 11:11 AM
Author: rough-skinned unhinged generalized bond

don't I have to gain 75-150 lbs though? and don't you have to lose that much?

I don't know if we can pull this off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39002998)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:30 AM
Author: spectacular foreskin

Current Woman has a rape fetish or something and won't do foreplay. Obviously a slip-n-slide would work better for entry. My phenotype is insufficient to generate slime, need proper foreplay imho. How do rapists do it? Do they have bigger dicks? Or sometimes smaller dicks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995025)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:33 AM
Author: cracking walnut regret

jfc straightmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995032)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:34 AM
Author: Thriller Piazza Faggotry

Do you not get hard from putting a knife to her neck, ripping her clothes off with our other hand and telling her to stop crying? I'm at full mast over here just thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995036)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:44 AM
Author: Transparent Love Of Her Life

cr just punch her in the face a few times and you're both guaranteed to be in the mood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38995047)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: Amber Marvelous Parlour Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38996882)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: Lascivious magenta center

I just came.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39262133)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:10 PM
Author: diverse brass native lettuce

You have to spit on your hand and lube things yourself, genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39262134)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: Amber Marvelous Parlour Toaster

probably the best thread of the day so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38996884)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: amethyst stag film

It's easier when they aren't trying to escape/fight back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38996915)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: crystalline boyish senate shitlib

i have people to do this for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#38996998)



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Date: October 20th, 2019 3:58 AM
Author: charcoal address mother

What does that job pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39002407)



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Date: October 20th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: crystalline boyish senate shitlib

1/2 of all my earnings in perpetuity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39002993)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 7:37 PM
Author: hilarious pistol hospital

this is peak cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39141811)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 7:37 PM
Author: Transparent Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39141814)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:45 PM
Author: galvanic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185850)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: brindle demanding toilet seat hissy fit

because you're a creep and anyone can see and smell it on you from a mile away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39141818)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:50 PM
Author: hairless razzle-dazzle hominid place of business

*adjusts XO autism leaderboard to put CowGod in first place *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185868)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: electric gaped degenerate lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185896)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: crystalline boyish senate shitlib

Wait your shoe size is *seventeen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39185954)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: spectacular foreskin

Yeah which means my dick size (7``) is a disappointment. Dick size is suppose dto be 1/2 of shoe size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39186015)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 2:04 PM
Author: cerebral fantasy-prone hell

How tall are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39186123)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:38 PM
Author: Internet-worthy personal credit line cuck

Cowgod has become the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39186005)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: spectacular foreskin



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Date: November 28th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: Passionate Public Bath



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: Slate pontificating school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39188041)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: lemon federal spot

He's making a strong play for Most Improved Poaster at MPM 2019

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39188042)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 10:15 PM
Author: Provocative theater masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#41621588)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:12 PM
Author: awkward area

I ask myself this every day, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39262148)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: Glassy church building scourge upon the earth

This is because she isn’t turned on by you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#39262200)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: Snowy business firm cumskin

One word: Astroglide. Curing dry pussy since 1977 when it was invented by NASA (or a contractor). Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#41621646)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#50038090)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero

cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#50038095)



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Date: July 31st, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#50038107)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 8:23 AM
Author: cowgod

I still find this a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2Elisa#50038655)