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Starting a new job Monday. Taking questions, suggestions, and preferably abuse.
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: cucumbers $201,000.00k + 10% bonus + great benefits. Fully remote with no apparent risk of RTO ever because the team is distributed across three continents. My manager is in the UK.
I will be managing 3-4 codecucks (exact number TBD) and one junior manager.
I will resume poasting about how much I hate coding.
AMA. ELI5. TANSTAAFL.
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: NORTH TOWER DEMOLITION CO. (✈️) bc1q50nszftceps6xe5c0g3u7rlr98wc8n7sjc7kns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099208) |
Date: August 28th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Fratty McFratterson why 201k and not 200k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099207) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: cucumbers Negotiated up from $180k and their final number was $201k instead of an even $200k for reasons unknown to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099215) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:23 AM Author: coalition of rabbis Cock pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099210) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: screen memories what does "managing" coaders entail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099211) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:26 AM Author: cucumbers I like to think of coders as people with special needs, and as a manager I'm their caretaker. I have the social skills that coders usually lack, which is why I got promoted to management. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099219) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: screen memories why do they need care or social skills (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099260) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com) Manager in the UK should mean a chill work life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099213) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:28 AM Author: cucumbers He was incredibly laid back and friendly in the interviews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099221) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:29 AM Author: Richard Ames How many actual hours of "work" will you have to do each week.
Also ideally this doesn't disrupt your Slice of Life poasting. |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:00 PM Author: cucumbers Don't know how busy it'll be yet, but if you start seeing lots of threads like "holy fuck i hate coding" or "holy fuck i hate managing coders," it's probably too much "work" and drudgery.
I started my Slice of Life poasting while employed and will continue to poast those threads. |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: Richard Ames (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099316) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:46 AM Author: El Pene (🧐) isnt this like your third or fourth job this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099264) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: cucumbers Third job. A few months ago I left a job after six years for a new job only to get laid off two months later. This new job is with a big and seemingly stable company. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099304) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further Go back to Israel you Chinese Indian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: cucumbers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099306) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: hex why are you starting a new "job" every other week? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099277) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: Roblox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099310) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: cucumbers I had the Same Job for six years until I found a higher-paying job a few months ago. Unfortunately, that new job misled me about the state of the project I'd be working on, and I was laid off after two months because their client bailed. So now I'm starting a New Job with a very big and seemingly Very Stable company. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099315) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface How is this new job's pay relative to the job that misled you? The job before that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099333) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Fuck, I wish I could do that. You'd never actually have to do any work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099319) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: ..,:,;.,,,.:;,..;:,;..,;:,::.., You’re guaranteed an exactly 10% bonus every year, or is 10% the “target” or some bullshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099453) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 1:22 PM Author: cucumbers not guaranteed, depends on a combo of personal performance and company performance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898327&forum_id=2Elisa#50099459) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: ..,:,;.,,,.:;,..;:,;..,;:,::.., So it’s just some made up number that has no actual bearing on any bonus you do or don’t get.
They just “sometimes give out bonuses of some amount if we like you” |