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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
scarlet locus
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Laughsome Hairy Legs
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Laughsome Hairy Legs
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Laughsome Hairy Legs
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Laughsome Hairy Legs
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Laughsome Hairy Legs
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Laughsome Hairy Legs
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Laughsome Hairy Legs
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
scarlet locus
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
scarlet locus
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Shivering alcoholic address
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
scarlet locus
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
scarlet locus
  05/22/26
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Brass temple
  05/22/26
His moniker?
vivacious lettuce
  05/22/26
Colt
scarlet locus
  05/22/26
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heady ebony garrison
  05/22/26
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Hyperactive Stead Dragon
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Rough-skinned son of senegal athletic conference
  05/22/26
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sepia excitant mediation
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
Confused appetizing patrolman
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
honey-headed misunderstood circlehead
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
heady ebony garrison
  05/22/26
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Thriller Institution
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
heady ebony garrison
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Brass temple
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
heady ebony garrison
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
mentally impaired filthpig
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
scarlet locus
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Irate theater striped hyena
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
carnelian wrinkle school cafeteria
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Rough-skinned son of senegal athletic conference
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
scarlet locus
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Confused appetizing patrolman
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
light self-absorbed plaza
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
scarlet locus
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Rough-skinned son of senegal athletic conference
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
honey-headed misunderstood circlehead
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Shivering alcoholic address
  05/22/26
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scarlet locus
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
soul-stirring pocket flask
  05/23/26
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scarlet locus
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
scarlet locus
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Vigorous nursing home headpube
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Brass temple
  05/24/26
mods
irradiated multi-billionaire national security agency
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
supple ape
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Galvanic blathering new version antidepressant drug
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
supple ape
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
Galvanic blathering new version antidepressant drug
  05/23/26
This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Soggy Dilemma Gaping
  05/22/26
Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
supple ape
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
big-titted lodge pozpig
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
scarlet locus
  05/22/26
lol
Shivering alcoholic address
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
soul-stirring pocket flask
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
french bearded pisswyrm market
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
scarlet locus
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
french bearded pisswyrm market
  05/22/26
Link?
scarlet locus
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
french bearded pisswyrm market
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
dashing jet puppy
  05/22/26
https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
scarlet locus
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
scarlet locus
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
scarlet locus
  05/24/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
scarlet locus
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Mahogany flickering tattoo
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They have a pretty sick IG
scarlet locus
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
french bearded pisswyrm market
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Dark anal yarmulke
  05/24/26
Killself seems appropriate
Cheese-eating Indecent Trailer Park
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Elite Macaca Hall
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
scarlet locus
  05/24/26
AI
Confused appetizing patrolman
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Brass temple
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
jet-lagged fanboi pit
  05/25/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: scarlet locus

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Laughsome Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: scarlet locus

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: scarlet locus

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Shivering alcoholic address

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: scarlet locus

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: scarlet locus

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Brass temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: vivacious lettuce

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: scarlet locus

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: heady ebony garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Hyperactive Stead Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Rough-skinned son of senegal athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: sepia excitant mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Confused appetizing patrolman

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: honey-headed misunderstood circlehead

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: heady ebony garrison

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Thriller Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: heady ebony garrison

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Brass temple

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: heady ebony garrison

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: mentally impaired filthpig

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: scarlet locus

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Irate theater striped hyena

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: carnelian wrinkle school cafeteria

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Rough-skinned son of senegal athletic conference

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: scarlet locus

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Confused appetizing patrolman

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: light self-absorbed plaza

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: scarlet locus

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Rough-skinned son of senegal athletic conference

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: honey-headed misunderstood circlehead

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Shivering alcoholic address

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: scarlet locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring pocket flask

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: scarlet locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: scarlet locus

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Vigorous nursing home headpube

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Brass temple

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: irradiated multi-billionaire national security agency

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: supple ape

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Galvanic blathering new version antidepressant drug

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: supple ape

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Galvanic blathering new version antidepressant drug

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Soggy Dilemma Gaping

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: supple ape

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: big-titted lodge pozpig

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: scarlet locus

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Shivering alcoholic address

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring pocket flask

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: french bearded pisswyrm market

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: scarlet locus

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: french bearded pisswyrm market

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: scarlet locus

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: french bearded pisswyrm market

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: dashing jet puppy

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: scarlet locus

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: scarlet locus

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: scarlet locus

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: scarlet locus

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Mahogany flickering tattoo

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: scarlet locus

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: french bearded pisswyrm market

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Dark anal yarmulke

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Indecent Trailer Park

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Elite Macaca Hall

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: scarlet locus

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Confused appetizing patrolman

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Brass temple

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: jet-lagged fanboi pit

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899877)