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So anyway, about the Rolex, I will post some links itt shortly.

Nothing fancy, just basic air king stuff. Tell me what you t...
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
C******er L. Sp****li Principal C******er L. Sp****li Pri...
Painfully honest private investor reading party
  12/21/25
You know you can buy knockoffs that literally no one can tel...
Hateful Appetizing Masturbator
  12/21/25
(male order bride salesman trying to unload busted 50 year o...
olive electric pocket flask stage
  12/21/25
I have done that before but they fall apart within 6 mos of ...
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
Of course you’ve done that before
Seedy dun state sneaky criminal
  12/22/25
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pre-Owned-ROLEX-Datejust-1603-Sta...
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
Of all the rolexes out there, this is probably the least mas...
Hateful Appetizing Masturbator
  12/21/25
im mindful of price scratch up ratio
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
Then you shouldn't be buying a rolex tbh
Hateful Appetizing Masturbator
  12/21/25
it honestly doesnt matter so long as it has rolex brnd on it...
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
a submariner often looks oafish imho especially in a bold co...
brindle water buffalo stock car
  12/21/25
https://i.imgur.com/CRaxHcK.png
olive electric pocket flask stage
  12/21/25
LOL at this idiot, yea buy a beat to shit Rolex from the 196...
Odious parlor jap
  12/21/25
this one if i am all out balling https://www.walmart.com...
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
this one is beautiful would be fun to pass on to kid
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
https://i.imgur.com/WnjxJAM.png
olive electric pocket flask stage
  12/21/25
...
Hateful Appetizing Masturbator
  12/21/25
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Painfully honest private investor reading party
  12/21/25
...
Glittery Temple Potus
  12/21/25
...
spectacular locale legend
  12/22/25
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/55/d8/f155d8ddc53c0cd2b7f3...
Pearly bat shit crazy elastic band church
  12/21/25
...
Hateful Appetizing Masturbator
  12/21/25
"your father kept this up his son's ass for 15 years.&q...
olive electric pocket flask stage
  12/21/25
...
Pearly bat shit crazy elastic band church
  12/21/25
...
Hateful Appetizing Masturbator
  12/21/25
...
Painfully honest private investor reading party
  12/21/25
...
Glittery Temple Potus
  12/21/25
Jfc
Seedy dun state sneaky criminal
  12/22/25
Thank you for not othering adopted dads
Pungent Property Lettuce
  12/22/25
maybe we have a winner? https://www.walmart.com/ip/Rolex-...
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
34mm is a very feminine size, assume you have girlish wrists...
Odious parlor jap
  12/21/25
Much more masculine for your dad to pay for all your watches...
Vigorous laser beams
  12/21/25
i think this is it. meets my modest reqs
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
bought it. very happy. never in my life would i think that...
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
34 mm is pretty small man.
slate meetinghouse
  12/21/25
nothing screams “50-something who has managed to accom...
Umber hell old irish cottage
  12/21/25
...
Jade vivacious stead mother
  12/21/25
$790K is umc "salary"?
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
lol just lol.
Umber hell old irish cottage
  12/21/25
er i dont think anyone is laughing at that proposition frien...
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
enjoy your 34mm air king, hotshot!
Umber hell old irish cottage
  12/21/25
sure
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
the upper class don't live off of their salary if they even ...
olive electric pocket flask stage
  12/21/25
Gunner. I really can’t stand you and I know you are de...
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
brother you're bragging a sub $5k purchase, which would be a...
olive electric pocket flask stage
  12/21/25
Sub-4k lol
Odious parlor jap
  12/21/25
...
Hateful Appetizing Masturbator
  12/21/25
You are not my brother. I am not your pal or homey. I&rsqu...
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
This is unintentional PEAK XO CATNIP.
Hateful Appetizing Masturbator
  12/21/25
spaceporn is a master at his craft
Painfully honest private investor reading party
  12/21/25
If you made that much, why are you sweating a $4k Rollie?
Pungent Property Lettuce
  12/22/25
LMAO
Odious parlor jap
  12/21/25
TITCLMAO
Hateful Appetizing Masturbator
  12/21/25
he's spent the last decade talking about how money isn't tha...
olive electric pocket flask stage
  12/21/25
he’s deeply insecure (although, in his defense, he has...
Umber hell old irish cottage
  12/21/25
cr. but what's jarring is the rapidness of it and how he doe...
olive electric pocket flask stage
  12/21/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&mc=69&...
Umber hell old irish cottage
  12/21/25
...
Painfully honest private investor reading party
  12/21/25
...
olive electric pocket flask stage
  12/21/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813419&mc=2&a...
Umber hell old irish cottage
  12/23/25
The word is rapidity you stupid esl fucker. Not rapidness.
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
hey genius while you are very familiar with derivatives of w...
olive electric pocket flask stage
  12/21/25
walmart air king tp
slate meetinghouse
  12/21/25
180 thread
jet nibblets marketing idea
  12/21/25
The three rolexes posted in this thread are an amazing encap...
Hateful Appetizing Masturbator
  12/21/25
...
Odious parlor jap
  12/21/25
its spaceport and yeah im not a asshole if im gonna spend so...
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
RSF is literally going insane over this. Imagine having your...
Vigorous laser beams
  12/21/25
He doesn’t have anything he’s good at irl. He s...
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
Everyone ITT is actually just lol'ing at your life in genera...
Odious parlor jap
  12/21/25
Okay 👍
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
You live off your dad my man and have no family. You're chim...
Vigorous laser beams
  12/21/25
if this thread is flame, it is some of the most perfect flam...
slate meetinghouse
  12/21/25
This could be said of most 100% serious SP threads.
Odious parlor jap
  12/21/25
If flame, done to perfection.
Hateful Appetizing Masturbator
  12/21/25
every time i've attributed a spaceporn arc as trolling it's ...
olive electric pocket flask stage
  12/21/25
...
Hateful Appetizing Masturbator
  12/21/25
The Walmart links are a great touch
Razzle University Jew
  12/21/25
Why are Walmart a clearinghouse for 60+ year old watches now...
Odious parlor jap
  12/21/25
i think these are all third-party listings so they're probab...
swashbuckling roast beef friendly grandma
  12/22/25
yes. it's almost too perfect. a mid-50s spaceporn stylin...
slate meetinghouse
  12/21/25
It’s actually a pos litmus test but okay. ✅
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
you didn't buy it. if you did you'd poast a screenshot of th...
olive electric pocket flask stage
  12/21/25
Did I pass?
slate meetinghouse
  12/21/25
What do you think?
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
well i didn't mock you and identified the thread as flame, s...
slate meetinghouse
  12/21/25
Walmart air king tp
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25
YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE DUPA!
olive electric pocket flask stage
  12/21/25
...
slate meetinghouse
  12/22/25
...
Painfully honest private investor reading party
  12/21/25
Is spaceporn the richest guy on the bort now?
Violent Arousing Degenerate
  12/21/25
I had probably the best year except for maybe two or three o...
Chrome Piazza
  12/21/25


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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

Nothing fancy, just basic air king stuff. Tell me what you think. They will all have been tuned up and come with a warranty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528790)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Painfully honest private investor reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529217)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Hateful Appetizing Masturbator

You know you can buy knockoffs that literally no one can tell it's a knockoff for $300

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528793)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: olive electric pocket flask stage

(male order bride salesman trying to unload busted 50 year old gooks)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528800)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

I have done that before but they fall apart within 6 mos of actual use ... or their timekeeping is crap.

Believe me i ahve explored that option enough to know not to do it any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528801)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Seedy dun state sneaky criminal

Of course you’ve done that before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49531255)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pre-Owned-ROLEX-Datejust-1603-Stainless-Steel-Automatic-Mens-Watch-Vintage-Good/18333755918?conditionGroupCode=3&classType=REGULAR&from=/search

I like this one i guess?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528802)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: Hateful Appetizing Masturbator

Of all the rolexes out there, this is probably the least masculine one I've ever seen.

Get a bold colored submariner at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528810)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

im mindful of price scratch up ratio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528815)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Hateful Appetizing Masturbator

Then you shouldn't be buying a rolex tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528823)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

it honestly doesnt matter so long as it has rolex brnd on it and isnt fake and isnt all scratched up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528832)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: brindle water buffalo stock car

a submariner often looks oafish imho especially in a bold color. datejust 36 is a classy elegant timeless mens professional style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529016)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: olive electric pocket flask stage

https://i.imgur.com/CRaxHcK.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528819)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Odious parlor jap

LOL at this idiot, yea buy a beat to shit Rolex from the 1960's described as being in "good" condition, what could go wrong!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528864)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

this one if i am all out balling

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pre-Owned-Mens-Rolex-Stainless-Steel-Date-White-Roman-15000/17814019330?conditionGroupCode=3&classType=REGULAR&from=/search

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528808)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

this one is beautiful would be fun to pass on to kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528812)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: olive electric pocket flask stage

https://i.imgur.com/WnjxJAM.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528833)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Hateful Appetizing Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528836)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: Painfully honest private investor reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529222)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Glittery Temple Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529357)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: spectacular locale legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49531245)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Pearly bat shit crazy elastic band church

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/55/d8/f155d8ddc53c0cd2b7f34e1a64c6ca9a.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528928)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Hateful Appetizing Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528944)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: olive electric pocket flask stage

"your father kept this up his son's ass for 15 years."

spjr: "...yeah, i know, it was still on his wrist!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528949)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Pearly bat shit crazy elastic band church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528952)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Hateful Appetizing Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528975)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: Painfully honest private investor reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529223)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Glittery Temple Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529359)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Seedy dun state sneaky criminal

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49531260)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Pungent Property Lettuce

Thank you for not othering adopted dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49532364)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

maybe we have a winner?

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Rolex-Men-s-Airking-34mm-Generic-black-leather-Wristwatch/9590617053?conditionGroupCode=3&classType=REGULAR&from=/search

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528853)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Odious parlor jap

34mm is a very feminine size, assume you have girlish wrists to go along with nonfunctioning genitals?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528862)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Vigorous laser beams

Much more masculine for your dad to pay for all your watches my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528887)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

i think this is it. meets my modest reqs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528865)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

bought it. very happy. never in my life would i think that i would actually buy a rolex--how irresponsible!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528881)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: slate meetinghouse

34 mm is pretty small man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528938)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Umber hell old irish cottage

nothing screams “50-something who has managed to accomplish exactly one (1) year of a normal umc salary” like a walmart air king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528889)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Jade vivacious stead mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528893)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

$790K is umc "salary"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528898)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Umber hell old irish cottage

lol just lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528905)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

er i dont think anyone is laughing at that proposition friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528910)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Umber hell old irish cottage

enjoy your 34mm air king, hotshot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528917)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528921)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: olive electric pocket flask stage

the upper class don't live off of their salary if they even have one. you admitted to being less than $1m NW recently. what class do you think you're in, genius?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528957)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

Gunner. I really can’t stand you and I know you are deeply ill with multiple personality disorder. Please either go back to India or stop trying to engage with me. I cannot possibly match your drug abuse or your mental illness such that I can keep up with your stalking both on and off board. Please stop. ✋. What more can I say? I’m not a gay. I’m not interested in anything like that in case that’s your thing. Get a hobby? Get a life? Touch grass? I don’t care I just want to stop seeing your garbage immediately under my posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529032)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: olive electric pocket flask stage

brother you're bragging a sub $5k purchase, which would be a moderate indulgence for a 1st year associate, and you've chosen to buy one sized for a woman. either you're brilliantly seeking attention or generating it unintentionally, but either way i'm gonna be here like a moth to a flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529051)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Odious parlor jap

Sub-4k lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529052)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Hateful Appetizing Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529058)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

You are not my brother. I am not your pal or homey. I’m not interested in hanging out with you. You are a terrible person imo. I want nothing to do with you. I don’t want to be your friend. You are a creep by any metric. Please get that thru your head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529056)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Hateful Appetizing Masturbator

This is unintentional PEAK XO CATNIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529057)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Painfully honest private investor reading party

spaceporn is a master at his craft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529227)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Pungent Property Lettuce

If you made that much, why are you sweating a $4k Rollie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49532381)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Odious parlor jap

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528915)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Hateful Appetizing Masturbator

TITCLMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528942)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: olive electric pocket flask stage

he's spent the last decade talking about how money isn't that important because he's doing what he loves (shitlaw?). the moment he allegedly makes a UMC salary this is how he behaves. he's been at this all year too.

what makes spaceporn so hateable are these hypocrisies and contradictions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528941)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Umber hell old irish cottage

he’s deeply insecure (although, in his defense, he has good reason to be) and is neurotically compelled to retcon every one of his life’s bumblings into the noblest of callings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528956)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: olive electric pocket flask stage

cr. but what's jarring is the rapidness of it and how he doesn't even attempt to reconcile it with positions he held moments ago. this type of NPD retconning is common, but usually they at least try to come up with a rationalization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528976)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Umber hell old irish cottage

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&mc=69&forum_id=2#49529035

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529168)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Painfully honest private investor reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529275)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: olive electric pocket flask stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529286)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Umber hell old irish cottage

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813419&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49533555)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

The word is rapidity you stupid esl fucker. Not rapidness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529229)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: olive electric pocket flask stage

hey genius while you are very familiar with derivatives of words starting with rap (rapist, raped, etc.) you're incorrect here -- they're synonyms. lol @ your dunning-kruger midwit arrogance in 2025 you could just google shit before opening your dumb mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529283)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: slate meetinghouse

walmart air king tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528953)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: jet nibblets marketing idea

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528896)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Hateful Appetizing Masturbator

The three rolexes posted in this thread are an amazing encapsulation of Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528913)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Odious parlor jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528916)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

its spaceport and yeah im not a asshole if im gonna spend so much imm gonna have metrics that apply because i have dependents and the money is not coming from a trust fund hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528927)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Vigorous laser beams

RSF is literally going insane over this. Imagine having your elderly father buy you jewelry. Oh what a "man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528939)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

He doesn’t have anything he’s good at irl. He sort of larps as a “watch guy” because he thinks it’s “elite” and that’s really all he’s got in life so he loses his shit when his betters make simple posts on the subject. He perceives such posts as invading his space. And then it’s all intolerable when it’s someone like me who triggers all his insecurities at once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529011)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Odious parlor jap

Everyone ITT is actually just lol'ing at your life in general but specifically how these idiotic choices are as usual on brand for a complete loser like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529017)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

Okay 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529019)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Vigorous laser beams

You live off your dad my man and have no family. You're chimping out on your Hannukah holiday. It's hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529020)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: slate meetinghouse

if this thread is flame, it is some of the most perfect flame ive seen in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528962)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Odious parlor jap

This could be said of most 100% serious SP threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528965)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Hateful Appetizing Masturbator

If flame, done to perfection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528967)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: olive electric pocket flask stage

every time i've attributed a spaceporn arc as trolling it's turned out to be legitimate. he seems to be so autistic that satire and irony don't register to him. that's why he treats poasts here as if they were said to him irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529025)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Hateful Appetizing Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529044)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Razzle University Jew

The Walmart links are a great touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49528985)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Odious parlor jap

Why are Walmart a clearinghouse for 60+ year old watches now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529006)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling roast beef friendly grandma

i think these are all third-party listings so they're probably listed on dozens of sites if i had to guess. that sp chose walmart of all these listings shows what a high level he's posting at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49531268)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: slate meetinghouse

yes. it's almost too perfect.

a mid-50s spaceporn styling on xo with a vintage 34mm rolex from walmart.

i don't know if he has the self-awareness to run that kind of troll job with himself as the butt of the joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529022)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

It’s actually a pos litmus test but okay. ✅

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529035)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: olive electric pocket flask stage

you didn't buy it. if you did you'd poast a screenshot of the email confirmation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529053)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: slate meetinghouse

Did I pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529055)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

What do you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529065)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: slate meetinghouse

well i didn't mock you and identified the thread as flame, so i don't see how i could have failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529161)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

Walmart air king tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529214)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: olive electric pocket flask stage

YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE DUPA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529284)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: slate meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49531230)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Painfully honest private investor reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529230)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Violent Arousing Degenerate

Is spaceporn the richest guy on the bort now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza

I had probably the best year except for maybe two or three other posters. And next year looks good too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2Elisa#49529345)