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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Cerebral university
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Cerebral university
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Cerebral university
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Cerebral university
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Cerebral university
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Cerebral university
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Cerebral university
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Cerebral university
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Cerebral university
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
chestnut cracking becky knife
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
  05/22/26
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Charismatic iridescent roommate market
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Fantasy-prone Home
  05/22/26
Colt
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house-broken ultramarine telephone orchestra pit
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Disco Fries
adulterous filthpig kitchen
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
glittery beta alpha
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
bonkers piazza windowlicker
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trip meetinghouse
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
bonkers piazza windowlicker
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Charismatic iridescent roommate market
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
bonkers piazza windowlicker
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
pearly roast beef
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Rambunctious chrome coffee pot
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
high-end ceo
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Swashbuckling double fault principal's office
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
adulterous filthpig kitchen
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Ebony quadroon
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Swashbuckling double fault principal's office
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
glittery beta alpha
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
chestnut cracking becky knife
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mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
White Flickering Mexican Trump Supporter
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mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
sadistic generalized bond
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Charismatic iridescent roommate market
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mods
Irradiated twisted voyeur mad-dog skullcap
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Mint casino
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Mint casino
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Amazing 🐶
Blathering shrine mental disorder
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Painfully honest lascivious sex offender dilemma
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Mint casino
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
  05/22/26
lol
chestnut cracking becky knife
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
White Flickering Mexican Trump Supporter
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
exhilarant wine son of senegal
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
exhilarant wine son of senegal
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Link?
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
exhilarant wine son of senegal
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Brass Talented Stock Car
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Disrespectful topaz theater stage
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They have a pretty sick IG
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
exhilarant wine son of senegal
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
aquamarine adventurous depressive
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Killself seems appropriate
out-of-control useless really tough guy
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
infuriating associate
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king
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AI
adulterous filthpig kitchen
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Charismatic iridescent roommate market
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
lilac chapel dopamine
  05/25/26
He screwed the pooch
MISO HORNY
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Cerebral university

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Cerebral university

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Cerebral university

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Cerebral university

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Cerebral university

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Cerebral university

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Cerebral university

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Cerebral university

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Cerebral university

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Cerebral university

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50066358)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: chestnut cracking becky knife

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Charismatic iridescent roommate market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Home

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: bonkers piazza windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Lodge Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling double fault principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: house-broken ultramarine telephone orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: adulterous filthpig kitchen

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: glittery beta alpha

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: bonkers piazza windowlicker

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: trip meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: bonkers piazza windowlicker

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Charismatic iridescent roommate market

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: bonkers piazza windowlicker

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: pearly roast beef

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Rambunctious chrome coffee pot

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: high-end ceo

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling double fault principal's office

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: adulterous filthpig kitchen

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Ebony quadroon

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling double fault principal's office

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: glittery beta alpha

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: chestnut cracking becky knife

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: White Flickering Mexican Trump Supporter

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: sadistic generalized bond

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Charismatic iridescent roommate market

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Irradiated twisted voyeur mad-dog skullcap

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Mint casino

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Blathering shrine mental disorder

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Mint casino

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Blathering shrine mental disorder

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Painfully honest lascivious sex offender dilemma

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Mint casino

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: histrionic temple jew

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: chestnut cracking becky knife

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: White Flickering Mexican Trump Supporter

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: exhilarant wine son of senegal

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: exhilarant wine son of senegal

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: exhilarant wine son of senegal

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Brass Talented Stock Car

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Disrespectful topaz theater stage

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: exhilarant wine son of senegal

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: aquamarine adventurous depressive

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: out-of-control useless really tough guy

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: infuriating associate

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage philosopher-king

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: adulterous filthpig kitchen

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Charismatic iridescent roommate market

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: lilac chapel dopamine

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

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